ADRIANA DEVAI
Adriana was born across the atlantic... on lands infested by vampires
and mafia type gangs.. Once in canada she became obsessed with snow.
It's aesthetic powers stole her away to many fields of unique and quintessential
snowflakes that bore seeds of creation. Later she discovered the west
coast. There are many days which she spends on beaches overlooking mountains
and feeling the life in inanimate objects. Now realizing that she is
trapped in a three-dimentional organic hologram, she looks for a
way of uniting this planet with the higher vibrations of the rest
of this solar powered universe.
WYNSTON "SHOEHORN" MINKLER
Wynston Minckler is a Ham Sandwhich. He enjoys long walks on the beach and virtual long walks on the beach. He is forever indebted to a family of Morrocan farmers who saved him two fold nine times from being sold to the inter-galactic slave trade. Along with beating oatmeal he plays the favorite sport of Timor, fridge throwing. Wynston's special move is the 360 degree rise and crust upper cut.
KEVIN "DJ ASSHAT" BRITTEN
Kevin is overall just better than anyone reading this. Or anyone period. He just is the best person in the world. Saw off your kneecap with dental floss if you think otherwise.
SPENCER "NO ONE" BRITTEN
Spencer cut his hair and is now on a hiatus. He is also in the finance club at Simon Frazor University, and not in the No Haircuts Club.
