PPC: Response Centre #10

The World of RC #10

There is a corridor which has walls of an eye-bending shade of grey. They match the floor and ceiling.  There is the occasional spash of sparkly pink stuff.

 There is a door, and a sign on it.

 

There is-

 Hi! Go on, Nat, say hi!

 Hi. 

Oh, show some enthusiasm, will you?

Fine. Hi! Hello! Greetings! And other phrases of the general welcoming genre! *glares* Satisfied? And you butted in really rudely just then.

 Sorry. It'll do for now. Shall I introduce us?

Go ahead.

Right Well, I'm Cassie, and this grump here *pokes* is Nat. We're Assassins for the PPC. Department of Mary Sues, that's us. Well, we aren't the whole Department, of course, but we're part of it, and did you know that-

Cassie, you're babbling.

Am not. *ignores* Anyway, our job is to kill the' Sues wherever we find them.

Not necessarily.

Huh?

There's plenty of Agents who are 'Sues.

Ex-Sues. Big difference.

Whatever.

It's an important difference.

Yeah. Anyway. Take a look around, have a look at what we've been up to. Just don't disturb me, ok? *puts on headphones*

Ah, don't mind her. She's just not very talkative. I am, though. Feel free to look around. There's not all that much to see, have a look anyway. Watch out for the mini-Balrogs, though. They burn- well, of course they do, they're on fire. And whatever you do, don't open the third drawer down in the cupboard on the left of the console. Trust me, it's for your own safety.

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