Why am I in this website?
Because you are tired of all those other useless unsponsered websites that tell you about people you don't know, or care about.
Why do you waste your time creating this annoying website?
Your ingnorance angers me, fool. If only you knew as much as I did, then you wouldn't be asking these foolish questions.
What is the Meaning of life?
Did the Chicken hatch out of the egg, or did the egg hatch out of the chicken? The meaning of life is not of endurace, but of pereceiving knowledge. Once you have all knowledge, then you can pass on to the next world.
If you know everything, wouldn't you be in the next world?
The real question is am I?
What is your real name?
Does this really matter to you?
Nope. I was just wondering.
Then keep on wondering, useless wonderer.
What is the difference between you and God?
God creates and rules everything. I merely perceive everything.
Who is the perfect human being
No man is perfect, and will never be perfect.
What about Jesus, or Hercules?
Hercules is no longer alive, proving that he needed but one thing to become perfect. Immortality. Jesus was a good man though.
What would happen if all the hippies cut off their hair?
Their hair serves as a staple of massive cosmic knowledge, and if it were cut off then they would immediately die. Then the balance between good and evil in the world would be destroyed and Earth would explode into a million barren asteroids.
Why would that happen?
Because these "hippies", as you may call them are actually Cosmic perfect preservers of the balances between good and evil. The only thing that these "hippies", have failed at was the Vietnamese War, and that’s because they all began intaking massive amounts of the herbs of Eden, and forgot about it.
What is the greatest movie ever created?
There is no such thing.
Why do we have ten fingers?
So we can have an even and equal number of fingers. Ten is a perfect number. Twenty would be two much and four would be to little. If you think about it for a while, all natural things are created to perfection.
What is the deal with StoneHenge?
The Druids used large dinosaur-like creatures as construction units.
How do you know that?
Do not question my answers, Insolent one.
Are vampires real?
Yes, but they are very scarce nowadays, and are hunted by half human, half vampire creatures.
What will the future be like?
Tokyo will be devastated in a nuclear war. Neo-Tokyo will be a place were gangs run freely within the streets, and kill members of other gangs for sport, and the true ruler will be a super intelligent machine.
Who or what is Carnby1431?
A diversional name created by the order of immortalities to keep my true self hidden from humanity, while still being able to spread my infinite knowledge.
Tell me, oh gracious one, if you are so all knowing, then why arent you the emperor of Earth?
A leader must be mortal, foolish one, having an immortal leader would be vastly unequal on the weak peasants.
Are the heavens true? If so is it a street of solid gold pavement?
Heaven is a place where the ox and the wolf meet and speak freely, a place where wonders occur. Your existence on this planet is pathetic compared to that of those compared to more heavenly characters.
Wouldn't the heavens be a place of sin?
Sin is a test to the mortalities, to those of humanly apparatus, in heaven their is no desire for sin.
Why is their even need for the likes of a president, or a king with you around, oh mighty and powerful one?
I told you, ignerent baff, that leadership is merely a test of humanity. I need no humanity. I am all but human, whelp.
Why is Dracula so powerful in the movies? I mean yeah he's got supernatural powers, yet he seems to use them to the least of his abilities? Why?
Dracula is a testament of all that humanity isn't, and at times should be while also possessing peak humane and social abilities to blend in with society. Dracula is a creature of godly and ungodly powers.
What is the meaning of love?
The meaning of love is understandable only by those who have the mathematical ability to calculate the estimate of the love in which is being maked. Love is a simple matter only to puppy dogs with no purpose in the true world. Love is a complicated process, that can very well be found out in calculations of cosmic equations that can be found only by the whim of the Creator.
What is religion?
A matter of good ethics combined with theistic beliefs that is what is needed to get into heaven. Even if your believed God is false, If you are acceptant, and are a paladin of goodness, then you shall gain entrance into heaven.
In the future, how will religion be like?
In the future, religion will dwindle because we shall become overrun by gigantic robots of superior intelligance. Man's plaything kills man. That's what you get for playing god.
Is Elvis still alive?
He is very well alive, and is living eternally! However, Elvis has moved to an island of many celebrities, such as Jimi Hendrix and Marilyn Monroe where they spend time walking on hot coals, and eating egg salad. This island is called Thirteenth Ring of Hell.
Where do all of my lost things that I can never find go to?
They go to Delaravariacous the keeper of ungood. He keeps your desirable items in a cosmic locker where no mortal can see through or get to.
What happens when I get pink eye?
When you get pink eye, your brain is swelling from the lack of knowledge inside. The swelling causes a combustion in the veins of your eyes, because the blood rises too quickly to your oversized, while unnoticable, cranium. This causes the pigments in your eyes to become weak, and turn into a pale pink color. This also happens when you take in massive amounts of cannabis, which fries the knowledge in your brain temporarily and causing the same pink eye.
Please, could you help me! I have these red dots growing all over my body! I think it's chicken pox, but it might be pimples! Could you check me?
hah, you don't have chickenpox, but you have a far more serious disease which makes you delirious and paranoid. It is only a matter of hours before your head implodes and your legs fall off.
Why do fools fall in love?
Fools do not fall in love, foolish one, fools fall into a trance created by the Cosmic Being Galactus. This trance allows that sneaky Galactus to control the every movement of his new servant.
What are the Osbournes?
Mortals hipnotized by the devil to destroy mankind. Haven't you figured that out yet?
I know a guy called Jimmy Osbourne, but he is retarded and rides around in a rascal. Does he count?
No, for he is the complete opposite, for you see retards are galactic protectors of Earth. You just don’t understand their crafty language of moaning and screaming tones. Rascals are not funny looking scooters rode by old people, they are steeds for only the finest of the Retard warriors.
Who would win in a fight, Bill Clinton or George Jefferson?
Stop asking such meaningless questions! They will never fight each other, and if they did, it wouldn't matter.
Are Hitler and Satan gay together?
Satan doesn't have sexual feelings for anything, and Hitler would not be making love to anybody in Hell because it is a place of torture and hatred. The truth is that right now in hell, Hitler is getting the shit beat out of him by a chubby little jewish boy.
Why are some people gay?
The same reason that some people speak Spanish. That's what your parents or the popular media have taugh you. I'm growing frustrated with these idiotic questions.
If you are so "all-knowing" then why do you mispell things sometimes?
It is not that I do not know how to spell that certain word, it is that I hav 2 dum it down fr peepl lik U, incompotent sludge.
I have a crush on this guy... Do you think he likes me?
No. As a matter of fact he despises you and has hired a hitman to kill you.
Hey, I've got a real personal question for you and I don't want anyone else to know about it. Where do you live at?
Hah! The Eternal Being lives in no physical world of humanly perception.
When is your birthday? I want to send you an e-birthday card!
I have lived forever, and thus have no birthdate. Why do you think I am the Eternal Being?
Why did god create predator and prey?
So noone would get bored
Why do cockroaches exist?
To become the new intelligent lifeform after man destroys the world with nuclear radiation.
What is the difference between good and evil?
good and evil are simply masks of reality, where there is no good or evil, merely perspective.
Where did I leave my parachute pants at?
behind the at.
Why aren't human beings a noble race anymore?
Because man was once full of pride, had lived savage lives, and was incapable of abstract thought (the latter applies still yet to many).
Do I have a guardian angel?
Yes. Your "guardian angel" is a cosmic antimatter in a reality far different from mankind's.
Will you ever publish an immortal manifesto, all great Eternal Being?
No. The Eternal Being's purpose is to guide those who have struggled and sacrificed, not those who have simply driven to barnes and nobles.
