This is not a real newspaper but one made up by the Conservative candidate for Cardiff North - Jonathan Morgan - for an election leaflet distributed during the May 2005 UK General Election
We suggest that you vote for anyone but the Conservative Party. Take a look at the following candidate websites:
John Dixon (Liberal Democrat) - Best site of the lot but this guy dares to admit that he works as a "web designer". Don't trust this man!
Alison Hobbs (Forward Wales) - Fantastically naff site, knocked up in Microsoft Publisher (diolch Nic).
Don Hulston (UK Independence Party) - I wouldn't trust these people to run a bath let alone run the country.
Julie Morgan (Labour) - It's a pretty awful site for a pretty awful party.
John Rowlands (Plaid Cymru) - Doesn't expect to win, doesn't bother with his own website.
Catherine Taylor-Dawson (Vote for Yourself Rainbow Dream Ticket) - This is the only semi-'official' site I could find. Last updated May 1997, they're obviously taking this thing seriously.
Or take a look at the information page for this seat on the BBC Election site.
Nid oes gair o Gymraeg ym 'mhapur' Jonathan, felly nid oes gair o Gymraeg yma chwaith. Chi a'ch obsesiwn gyda ieithoedd marw - ewch i grafu.