Why do you think I'm so weird? Because of this! Best of all, it's perfectly legal. (Alot of these are from Albino Blacksheep. Absolutely no porn was added, (Alot of suggestive themes, though,) however some language might be unacceptable to the teacher/parent/guardian/upper force that controls you. But If your alone, it's perfectly fine.
[E: Mild Violence]All Your Base! (What good site wouldn't have it? This one claims it's the one who originated it. Well, it has cool stuff, atleast... here's the movie)
[E: Horrible Singing]Amburgers and Wootbeer
[M:--(-.-)--]Arfenhouse!, Arfenhouse, too!!!!!!!!!!!! (One of the cooler movies... kinda.... The arfenhouse movie too thing is like two... too... umm yea, I'm serious. And there's going to be tree. Three, tree... yea......)
[E: Drug refrences, Just kidding!]Badger Song (Yep.... Mushroom Mushroom.....)
[E: Mild Violence]Be Prepared for Ralph Nader
[AO:Mild Language, Mild Violence, Major Adult themes]Bukakke (Oh... That's what Bukakke means....... Holy Fuck)
[E: If you don't see this one, I will make it AO on your ass!] The Beatles- Come Together (I'm a gigantic Beatles fan, and this is one of the best animations I've ever seen online. If you click on the screen, you have kareoke mode and you can sing along.)
[E10+: Mild Violence] Cows with guns
[E: Comic Violence] The Demented Cartoon Movie (HOLY CRAP! This is HALF AN HOUR LONG!!! It is so fucked up. Nothing foul in it though.)
[T: It has Hitler in it... and I'm Jewish] DooDooCaCa (This inspired me to make this section. That's how totally fucked up it is!)
[There isn't a rating small enough]Egg Song (WARNING!!!WARNING!!! This is unbelievable cute and silly!! If you've seen this more than three times, you are clearly massacistic!)
[E: ducational] The Elements (I can actually sing this song!!)
[T: Mild Adult Themes]Elvis Lives in Flash
[T: Mild Language, Violence]End of the World
[T: adult themes] Everyone else has had more sex than me (can you guess why it's rated so?)
[E10+: Violence]The Fifth Avacado
[Ask Bush what his rating is...]Fuzzy Math
[M:--(-?-)--]Gender Neutral
[E: Mild Violence] How to Kill a Mocking Bird
[E10+: Mild Adult Themes, Mild Violence, Mild Language] Kikkoman (English)
[T: Mild Adult Themes, Violence, Mild Language]Kikkoman (Japanese, a bit more "extreme," but not that sort of way. Can't understand a word.)
[E: Severe mouth gaping possible...] Mario in Minutes, 64 in 20, 3 in 11, 1 in 5. (What actually started this was watching Cinematech on G4TV, and on the bottem left screen, there was a person playing a Mario 64 game on the original system. He beat it in 19:42 min:sec. Though I couldn't find his, this was the one that resembled it the most. Then, I remembered Ryu, my brother/spy, saying that someone beat Mario 3 in 11 min. I found a couple of forums saying it was fake, and that there was also a mario 3 in 8, but I didn't care. Still wanting to venture further, I found a video showing how to beat the original in 5 minutes. Utilizing every glitch in the game, unbelievable level knowldge, cheats beyond imagination, major skills, knowledge of secret areas, and extremely obvious use of instructions, all were able to make the goals above. Surprisingly enough, there was no FAQ to get these goals for any of them. Maybe I should make it....)
[E]Mashed Taters
[E: Mild Violecnce] Michael Quest (Old n' awesome Jackson.)
[E] Michael Jackson Rubber Duckie (New n' deproved Jackson)
[T: Subliminal messages.....]Miko Miko Nurse
[AO: Major Adult Themes, Violence] Morning Wood (You don't wanna burn this one for fire. Yea, that kind of wood.)
[E10+: Mild Violence]Mr. Sandman
[E: AAARRGH SPAZING!]Numa Numa Dance (If you've never heard of this, it is an international phenomina! He literally became famous in 10 min! Pretty cool, eh?)
[You figure out. mostly M]Pranks (Great to send to you friends. Add a video camera through their computer and see them wet themselves! I couldn't list them all, since they're all addictive...)
[M:--(*!*)--]The Richard Kiel Expierience
[T: Violence] Robots Are Our Friends
[T: Mild adult themes] Schfifty five (Hey, little girl.)
[E10+: Violence] Smoke Kills
[AO: Extreme Language, Adult themes, and rapping... I hate rap...]The Smurfs (WARNING!!! WARNING!!! REPITIONS OF BOTH ASS AND BITCH AND NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY LANGUAGE!!)
[E]Spinner Disc (Has about 10 of my fav's, tiny plaid nijas 1 and 2, jokes with einstien 1, 2, 3, and 4, penguin calls 1 and 2, and 2 others)
[E: Mild Violence, did I say something about rapping?]Star Wars Gangsta Rap
[E: Mild Violence, Mild Language]This Land
[T: Violence] Xiao Xiao saga (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, Very Matrix based)
[A: nd everybody say... YATTA!]Yatta! (G-i-ee-f lives... remember that.)
That's alot! There's more to come. And go fuck yourself, ESRB. I'm using your system for two reasons. One: It's convinient. Two: To piss you off for making that damn E10+! (Last updated 6-17-05)
