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| Yay! The great new game Fjord! |
My brother, my friend, and I were bored. So we made up a game named Fjord! This game was oh-so-much fun! It was also called Ninjatsu 21.
Yea, I made a rhyme. And there's nothing you can do about it!!! |
| What's Fjord? |
Fjord is a drunk version of blackjack. |
| How do you play it? |
You lie down, and you put on Fjord hats (like the one the cat in the hat wears.) You say either 3 or 4. The number you chose is the number of cards that House (the dealer who is supposed to have between 5 and 2 Fjord hats worn at all times) throws at you. If you have the closest to 21, you win and get to hit the people with an inflatable banjo the number amount that they were below you or above you if they busted. If you had 3, you only get to hit them half that much. If they had 3, you get to hit them twice as much. The cards that miss don't count. If they all miss, you get Fjord and hit everyone the value of the cards that missed. If you asked for 3 and they missed, you get Fjord, but you can only hit everyone half as much. House cannot get Fjord. Talking in Spanish is punishable with 100 hits from everyone. Talking in French is punishable with 200 hits from everyone. Complimenting the Xbox 360 is punishable with 360 hits from everyone. Complimenting the Xbox is punishable with 100 hits from everyone. Insulting any of the talking penalties (Insulting Spanish [Yo Quiero Kidney Bell] French [It's the French terrorist group "Ho Ho Ho!" We surrender!] or the Xbox) will make them null. You can only hit someone or get hit if you put on your Fjord hat. Hardcore Fjord is usually played with a real banjo, but that's not traditional. Hardcore Mexican Fjord in the Microsoft buildings has been found the murder of many innocent people. And some not innocent |
| Are there any other versions of the game? |
Jedi Fjord- You use the banjos as swords. (Or even use inflatable swords!) The other person can deflect attacks. (House rules if it's a hit or not.) Otherwise, the same rules apply.
More to come. Keep watching the space and not me! |
| How do you win? |
Win? This is a drunken party game!!! There is no win! |
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