a.

absolutely - i couldn't agree more.
ah - oh i see.
ahhhhhh.. - oh crap.. argh..
amazing - wonderful. impressive.
argh - i'm very pissed with something.
argh noo.. - oh no.. (something bad happened)
arh - just a meaningless addition to any sentence
b.

baq~! - i'm back!
bas - bastard, expression that someone is very idiotic or oppressive
bb - byebyez. very hurried form of goodbye
bbL - be back later
bbS - be back soon
best arh. - wow. you're pro.
bitch - someone is so lame and unimaginable. usually related to childishness.
boi.. - aiyoh.. (cajoling type)
*bowls over wif laffter* - really laughing very hard.
bye - bye
byebyez - byebye.. reluctance to say goodbye.
c.

cookie! - i want to eat some famous amos cookies!
crap - a lower level of being pissed.
crappy - has absolutely no value in it
*cries* - being completely distressed.
cyaz - see you!
d.

dammit - damn it. things aren't going right.
darn it - close to damn it, but i'm trying to keep my cool.
die! - YOU die.
die liaoz - I die.
dunnoez - i don't think i really know
e.

eep! - shock
eh - you there?
er - erm.. (thinking)
f.

fag - damnit.
famous amos cookies - give me some. i have a craving for them.
famous nameless cookies - give me some too. i want to eat cookies!
fooooood... - i need fooooood...
frick - usually used in replacement of f@#$ when i cant bear to use it.
f@#$ - f@#$.. transcendental level of being pissed.
f@#$ing - adjective. that's it. highest level of being pissed.
f@#$ (threefold) - something is going to be murdered by me.
f@#$ off - f@#$ off. i mean it.
f@#$ you - f@#$ you. and you should choose to get lost before i kill you.
g.

gawd - gosh..
geez. - im feeling really sorry
get lost. - a lower level of f@#$ off.
gosh - golly.. omg.
gtg - got to go, cannot help it..
h.

ha - mildly amusing.
hah. - see, i told you.
haha - open laffter
haiz - yesh. sighz.
heehee - i've just probably told someone a punchline of a joke or played one on someone.
heh. - hehe.
hehe - lol.
hmz..? - whassup?
hmf. - pouts.
hoiy - what the..
huh? - what?
hurri - hurry up, i cannot wait.
i.

i ask yu ah - hey, pls answer my question okay? i doe noe - i don't know, usually used on ng yeong chyuan
i dunnoez.. - i don't know.. and i'm quite busy now
i duno larhz. - i really don't know, don't bother me
i love you - i do. lolz.
i'm bored - talk to me now.
interesting. - interesting..
j.

jk - just kidding
k.

k - yah..
kz.. - okay
l.

lame - lame.
LAME! - very lame
later - definitely not now.
lol - loads of laffter
lolz - laffing out loud
lolol - loads of laffing out loud
lunch! - food for thought! must have!
m.

man.. - geez.
methinks - i think that
mmm..! - delicious! (usually referring to food)
moi est - i am
n.

no - no.
no lor - duh, it's a yes
noooo... - don't do it...
np - no problem!
o.

oh. - i see...
oi - stop it. immediately.
oiz - hey..
okay - okay.. feeling listless. may wish to end conversation.
okay larhz - okay. i think we have to stop our conversation, even though i can't bear to.
omg. - oh my God.
oooH - wowz. amazing!! (brimming with excitement)
p.

pls.. - please
plspls.. - i'm begging you
plsplspls... - i'm begging you on all fours
pouts - i'm absolutely jealous.
ppls - people
pro - you're damn good! (sarcastic)
*puppydog eyes* - oh please help me..!!
q.

quick - hurry up
quickly - hurry up now.. quickly!
r.

rest it.. - give it a rest.
s.

screw - damn. slightly more crude.
serious - i'm serious.
seriously - stop fooling.
s@#$ - curse, slightly lower than f@#$
s@#$ty - expressing that something is crappy
sho fun. - wish i could do it (again).
shorryz... - i'm really sorry..
sigh - feeling very depressed or sian.
t.

tell you this- - oh please just listen.
terrible. - that's very bad.
u.

uh.. - thinking.
uhm - trying to think.
urgh - yucks.
v.

very - very
very very - extremely
very very very - very (threefold)
w.

whas? - what's the problem? (nice tone)
whassup? - whassup?
what - what is it? (usually quite cold)
what lar.. - don't bother me unless it's absolutely necessary
what the.. - oh my god. (usually very agitated)
whee! - utter delight and glee
whossat - who's that..?
wonder.. - wondering
wonderful! - amazing! wonderful!
wOw - amazing.
wtf - what the f@#$..
wth - what the hell..
x.

y.

yah rite. - like i would believe you
yar.. - what is it.
yay - triumph; delight
yeah baby yeah - whoo! let's get down to it!
yesh..? - what is it?
you noe.. - do you know..? (just listen, please)
you there? - respond if you are.
yuck - this is REALLY gross.
z.

others.

¯_¯ - feeling sleepy or depressed.
... - i am speechless.
...... - i am and will be speechless.
! - expression of being aghast.
!! - expression of being very aghast.
=| - nothing much to say.
=) - relatively happy
^^ - brimming with happiness. note- this is not my symbol. it's angelique's.