The Fast Food Conspiracy
Over the past several months I have noticed a very serious problem with
the average fast food stands (McDonalds, Burger King, Jack and the Box,
Wendy's, Carl's Jr., etc). Everybody knows that people who sell drinks
in large quantities add extra water to reduce the amount they need to
purchase from the companys that produce the drink. Lately however, I
believe they've gone over the edge. I purchased Root Beer yesterday and
it literally tasted like coke. Now, I can only tolerate so much until
my Root Beer turned to coke. I don't know if anyone has ever purchased
coke or root beer (some dark colored soda) in a can or 2 liter bottle
and noticed that when you poor it out, it's perfectly black, yes? Well
if you ever look at the sodas coming out from the dispensing machines
at the fast food stops, you'll see large streaks of white (water). Now,
to me, this is an outrage where they've reduced themselves to turn Root
Beer into Coke so that they can make a few extra dollars and the scary
thing is, they intend to get away with it. It sickens me, nay it
disgusts me! So, some of my friends and I got together and prank called
a bunch of these places, placing an order of 72,000 double
cheeseburgers and explaining that they didn't want any sodas because
they put WAY too much water inside them. I hope our message was reached
in some form or another and if it wasn't...it was still pretty fun
dickin around with them! Haha! DOWN WITH FAST FOOD!
"It is not the enemy that drives a man to the darkness, it is the very man that drives himself there."
"It is not the enemy that drives a man to the darkness, it is the very man that drives himself there."
My Dream...
How badass is that, a ying-yang (cool), a tiger (way cool) and a dragon (super cool) all in one, omg I could write a book about this called, Ying-Yangs, Tigers and Dragon OH MY! It'll be a
children book but with death, pain, misery, destruction, hatred, suffering and blood, with the
newberry award, yes, yes, I can see it all! Piles of money in my room, I could swim and dance
among the green, oh the laughter, I can hear myself laughing, oh, yes, money...AND THEN I
WOKE UP AND STARTED TO CRY!
Funny Facts and Statistics...
The
tip of a 1/3 inch long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275
mph
In 1933, Mickey Mouse, an animated cartoon character, received 800,000 fan letters.
It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk
More than 2500 left handed people are killed every year from using right handed products
At least 2 people die every year from vending machines falling on them.
The swimming pool at the Biltmore Hotel in Coral Gables, Florida is the largest in the United States. It covers 1/2 acre and holds 600,000 gallons of water.
The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000. (Wow)
It's against the law in Chicago to eat in a place that is on fire.
Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
Cat urine glows under a black-light!
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!
Diet Coke was only invented in 1982.
Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!
Titanic was running at 22 knots when she hit the iceberg
The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30ft
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (Thank god I'm right-handed!)
If you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all.
In 1933, Mickey Mouse, an animated cartoon character, received 800,000 fan letters.
It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk
More than 2500 left handed people are killed every year from using right handed products
At least 2 people die every year from vending machines falling on them.
The swimming pool at the Biltmore Hotel in Coral Gables, Florida is the largest in the United States. It covers 1/2 acre and holds 600,000 gallons of water.
The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000. (Wow)
It's against the law in Chicago to eat in a place that is on fire.
Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
Cat urine glows under a black-light!
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!
Diet Coke was only invented in 1982.
Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!
Titanic was running at 22 knots when she hit the iceberg
The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30ft
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (Thank god I'm right-handed!)
If you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all.
You must see this!
Go to Start
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Paste the following into the box:
telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
Just click Enter and enjoy the show!
(This is an ASCII Animation! It's essentially animation built of entirely numbers and symbols. The animation is a reproduction of Star Wars IV: A New Hope. This is automatically on ever computer, if it's not, sucks for you. It's not any different from the actual Star Wars but it's very interesting and I implore you to check it out.)
May the Force be with you!
Go to Run
Paste the following into the box:
telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
Just click Enter and enjoy the show!
(This is an ASCII Animation! It's essentially animation built of entirely numbers and symbols. The animation is a reproduction of Star Wars IV: A New Hope. This is automatically on ever computer, if it's not, sucks for you. It's not any different from the actual Star Wars but it's very interesting and I implore you to check it out.)
May the Force be with you!