Teagan was a 19 year old freshman in college before he was recruited by his cousin to live the band life. He was enrolled in a school of Culinary Arts and is now thankful he chose the life he now leads. Teagan, or FatTitties (originated as FatTeegs but got worked into FatTitties), as the band so kindly refers to him as, has lived the Christian lifestyle for his whole life although rededicating himself at the age of 15. He has lived in Agoura Hills in a house right beside Baron since the day they brought the fat little baby home from the hospital. Teegs likes all things stupid and is a huge fan of Chris Farley. He loves to eat as is shown by his plumpness and FatTitties and rocks out to music by the Chipmunks, Weird Al, and anything disco. If you ask the fat man he will bust out the Footloose dance but not for long because we fear it may one day induce a heart attack. He loves it when you squeeze his boobies and to prove it he'll squeal like a little pig, although it sounds like he is in pain, it's really a scream of joy and it amuses his bandmates ever so much on the long rides in their van. He enjoys wearing tight emo pants and sporting long wavy hair that floats atop a bright shiny disco shirt. He may also style some velour track suits by JLo or wear Juicy Couture. If you were to catch the guy on any given day you may see him rolling in the grass in slow motion with his dogs and riding his BMX (its not actually a BMX, he's just far too fat and it appears that way. It's really the largest bike we found. It's the BigMansXercise and it generally never exceeds 2 minutes or until the weezing begins.) Well, you have been truly informed (perhaps far far too much) about Teagan Addison. Now journey on, my friend, and learn more about other members of your favorite band, Burning44.