"Best Times This Season" Season 9

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1: Transformation: Well, this is officially the 200th time Ryan's gone over that house of Noah's! Anyways, Ryan went over there, and...                                                                                                                          

*What's up with this? It didn't space out before in season 8. Oh, well. Still "David", Ryan went over Noah's for the 200th time! Woohoo! Anyways, "David" has everything Ryan had when he was younger, which is why Ryan doesn't want to switch back to himself. Actually, Ryan IS David, but David is like, a different part of his brain. Like there's another person in his body. David used to be bad, but Ryan straightened him out. I hope.

*Ugh! I hate this spacing! Anyways, Nightmare (David) is a tricky fellow. He did a few things (which I won't record, to his request) that were unnoticable, yet couldn't go unnoticed. Now that's a hard thing to do!

* *Takes a deep breath*... I hope I got the right template. It didn't look like it when I signed in. Noah still doesn't know that was the 200th time! Anyways, Noah is still unaware that Ryan is actually Nightmare, not Vanish. (Ryan=Vanish/David=Nightmare). Wha-ho-ho! What's this? There's a new thing in this freewebs thing! It's an FAQ thing. I think I'll check it out. Oh, nevermind. It's just a boring list of Q's and A's again.

*Since Noah is unaware that Ryan is actually David, David pretended that he was an imaginary person that made supersuits and supershoes and such. And then there's bombshell, real name is Tony. Bombshell might end up becoming one of Ryan's personalities, if Ryan isn't careful. And bombshell isn't such a bright dude, although he's hard to beat. He can make any kind of bomb that pops into your head. ANY kind. But he's not real. Which is good. Anyways, if you've noticed, imagination is taking over the real world in BTTS.

*But the finale/premiere's thing that makes it "special," is, as I just caught, the fact that Ryan "transformed" into David. But not to worry! David is a good guy! But, unfortunatley, this is all I remember: David and Noah were playing "Neocosma"

*That's a linking game. It's like MYST, only it's made of pure imagination--Whoever is playing it's imagination! But it didn't last long--Only took up the entire time he was over there! Oh, right, I almost forgot--David looked into a mirror and transformed into Jordan. But Ryan and David and Jordan are all in the same body! And that's all there is. Other than when Chandler's there. Which, she isn't anymore. She moved. Since Jordan has no clue who Ella is, he acted as if he didn't know her. Which, he didn't.

*Jordan was using their (Ryan, David, Jordan) lucky power to make Noah do things he usually would never do. Which caused a little bit of trouble. And, just as Jordan was about to make Noah come into contact with yellow Liggranite, Ryan "woke up" and...

*As soon as he woke up, Ryan found what Jordan was doing, and transformed back into David VERY quickly.

*And that's all I remember. Sorry there wasn't really much, but oh well. Hopefully I'll remember the whole thing next time!

2: Commencement: The day has come where... Well.... Chandler still isn't home. YAY she finally really moved. YAY. WAHOO. YAY. YAY YAY YAY... Problem? No problem until september... No... Not until october. Problem is? Andrea C. BIG problem. She in quizzing, so not see her till october yay. Ryan lucky. HA.

*Of course you know that Ryan went over Noah's. YAY. AGAIN. Now what would happen if... Shoh Ih Whehnhth Thoh thhheh shthohrheh.... No that doesnt work...

*So Ryan went over Noah's and, for the first time gives a clue about somebody that is more of a threat than Chandler was, although she won't be seen unless Noah goes to one of Ryan's BIBLE QUIZZING things. which dont return until october. yay. I think. Ryan says "A.C." over and over again until finally Noah gets it and asks him who A.C. is. Ryan explained to Noah why he is so scared of her--Whenever he is around her, within ten feet of her, for more than ten seconds, his head starts pounding, he overheats, and then he gets really weak. Now, Chandler didnt know she could control Ryan, so that is crossed out, so we are left with just him being paralyzed around her. Now, it's better to not be able to move unless you are scared half to death, than to feel like your heart is in your head and beating really fast and get overheated and become very weak... Like ... Mixing yellow Liggranite (makes Ryan weak) fireswirl Liggranite (makes Ryan overheat) and waterblue Liggranite. (makes Ryan get headaches and headpoundings). Now... Here is a list of the newly found Liggranites:

*The list of new Liggranite kinds:

Fireswirl: This is yellow, orange, and red colored, to look like fire. It overheats Ryan. Not tested on Noah.

Waterblue: This is blue, with white squiggly stripes. Gives Ryan headaches. None of these new kinds were tested on Noah.

Waspingreen: This is wasp-patterned and colored on one side, and if you spin it on the other side it turns green. Not tested on either Noah or Ryan. None of the following were tested on Noah or Ryan.

Diamondgreen: This is clear, with a slight tint of green.

Onyxylo: This is a strange kind. It is pitch-black colored. Although onyx is part of it's name, this rock is very easily broken. When tapped, it makes a xylophone noise.

Crimsonair: This is a kind that you can not see with your naked eye. I still don't know if it's real, because Ryan won't say how he found it. It is crimson-colored, and ultramicroscopic, so it is like the hydrogen floating around in the air.

3: Speed: By the way, none of those "new" types of Liggranite up there are real. I just thought I'd play a trick on you. HAHAHA!!!!

*Noah and Ella have this thing called "electronic time" which Ryan seriously doesn't like, but doesn't complain. They both get a half-hour each of either watching a movie, listening to the radio, or playing a computer game. After they had their ET, they played hide-and-seek.

*It switched from person to person a few times, like this: Noah, Ryan, Ella, Ryan, Noah, Ella, Noah. Of course that last one is just that he was found first. He never actually counted. Why? Well he got mad. Hope barked at him so it made it super easy for Ella to find him. Noah got mad, told Ella he was leaving, and stuck his shoes on.

*Ryan comes out of the bathroom where he had been hiding, runs to the front door, and Noah was already gone. Ryan quickly stuck his coat and shoes on and ran out the door. Noah was already halfway down the sidewalk, which is only 30 feet (or more) long. Ryan runs after him, and you can already tell that since Noah suddenly ran faster than Ryan ever thought ANY person could run, so Ryan tries it and HE runs faster than he ever thought any person could run, and, well you can just tell for SURE now that Noah was thinking "he better not tell me to stop. I can't go any faster. He better not convince me to go home!"

*So Ryan is running after him, and they feel as if they are just jogging, and they're running next to a car for a couple seconds (the car sped up, not them), and then they passed up a bewildered little girl, and Ryan finally catches up to him, you can absolutley tell that Noah was thinking "oh great, he's gonna convince me to go home and all that crap."

*But, even though Ryan was thinking to say that, when he caught up to Noah, he was running next to him for a couple seconds (while he took a deep breath to regain energy), and then he said (and Noah was really getting scared in his mind I'll bet)..... And then, running right next to Noah like superman can fly next to an airplane, Ryan looks at Noah and says "This is fun. How far are we gonna go?" And Noah's worried face immediatley went away and he started laughing.

*They ran a little farther, and then they ran back. And then Noah turned around and ran away again, and Ryan chased him again, and THEN they just decided to go to the end of the sidewalk and stay there. They're standing there trying to decide whether they should go home to say bye and get supplies, or to just leave right there and then.

*Now, if they would have left, I wouldn't be writing this because I AM Ryan I just act like he's a different person. If they would have left there and then it wouldn't have hurt because Ryan has extreme luck--no such thing, I know. But I don't know what else to call it! Oh not to mention, Ryan has extreme memory and Noah is superfast and swift. AND Noah is really good at tricking people, so that takes care of badguys. Second is food and water. No problem! Mudwater (I know it sounds yucky) actually tastes like normal water, and, while it might get you sick for a week, at least it hydrates you! As for food, there's plenty of things in people's    yards--butternuts, mulberries, dandelions (did you know that dandelions are better for you than spinach? Just don't eat the stem--it's like putting the tip of a battery to your tongue!).

*So that's all good. But where would they sleep? Well, duh! First of all, Noah has some friends around those parts, so that takes care of that--and when they get really far they could just sleep in trees or something.

*But, they didn't leave for real. Why? Because Pete Dunn's (SUPPOSEDLY his name) dad or uncle or somebody living in his house came out, and brought a nice old desk out front, because he was throwing it away. And Noah really liked it. He got his mom, and we all carried it down, and then Pete (not PD) helped carry it into the garage.

*And that's about all I remember. Oh, right... There's more. But it's so funny I'd mess up. Well, there's yer story!

4: Jetta: Well, since I've already done one called "black," and since "onyx" doesn't really apply (this was a hard stone, but not as hard as onyx, I can tell you that!), I decided to call it that other thing that means "black."

*Ryan found a large piece of coal. But it wasn't just a piece of coal. There was something about this piece-o'-coal that was awfully strange. In fact, Ryan thinks it's actually black Liggranite.

*Black Liggranite has been left in the imagination zone, because Ryan didn't really know what it did. But he was completley correct on what it did! Of course, it did more than he expected. It turns out, BL does not affect the person holding it. However when the person holding it holds it close to another person for only a few seconds, the other person goes either crazy or the opposite of what they were--and it also destroys their repel power, hopefully temporarily.... And that's where it all started.

*Noah got affected by the BL, and, if I may remind you of the recording "shattered" (which you never saw, but...). In this recording, Noah, for some reason, was acting very strange. One moment he'd be running away from Ryan, yelling "Help! help!" and then the next he'd be charging at Ryan at full speed with something that would hurt Ryan...

*So it was here. This is probably going to sound hilarious, but... Noah ran away from Ryan--and then came charging at him with a rubber snake. (IT HURTS).

*See, told you it sounded funny. You laughed. I just KNOW it. Anyways, Ryan seems to have a new power. If he believes enough, he can make it a little bit windy... But that's not how he used it here. Here, he made it rain! The inside walls of Noah's house are painted white--and guess what kind of Liggranite is in them? If you guessed white, you're completely wrong! That's right--it actually has tiny little pretty much invisible particles of black Liggranite in it. Black Liggranite reverses the effect of all other types of Liggranite, including itself.

*So Ryan made it rain (I know it sounds a bit stupid, but its true--hey, you know, Jesus said if you believe, you can do anything). Because it was raining, Ryan declared that "I don't mind being out in the rain, but I don't think you like it much." And Noah replied that Ryan should "Think again."

*But if Noah wouldn't make them go inside, somebody else would--if the weather got nasty. So Ryan made it windy (cool, huh? weather control! I sure hope it stays with him.) and he also made it go from drizzling to raining, and, although he wasn't planning on it, the sky got darkened with a few heavy rain clouds, and Noah's mom called them inside. When they got inside (dont forget what BL does!), the Black Liggranite inside the walls and in the paint on the walls reversed the effect of the Black Liggranite Ryan was holding--causing Noah to become his normal self again. Good thing Nightmare--one of Ryan's other 3 personalities--is a supergenius and knew what to do.

*Dude, this BTTS thing sounds sort of like Smallville. Maybe I could, when done with this season, turn this season into a book. By the way, this season is going to be at least 20 recordings long--it doesn't matter how many times the s/s/f/w seasons change. THIS season is going to be at least 20 recordings long!

5: Scare: Um, I think I might change this title later on... Maybe..............

*Noah and Ryan played for 3 hours, something that I don't remember about... And then Ryan went to his Grandma's house to mow her lawn. When he got back, his clothes wern't the only thing he had--He brought back a piece of red Liggranite--which he found under a rock in his Grandma's backyard.

*We all know Ryan has 4 personalities, and one of them wasn't affected by the RL. That one was Jordan--and he almost helped Noah r'teo the red Liggranite. r'teo is a word I made up. It means "to reverse the effect or proccess of" (r'teo=RTEO=Reverse The Effect Of)........ But it didn't work because Ryan stuck the red Liggranite in his coat--which is black but doesn't have any type of Liggranite in it at all. And, Jordan had told Noah to get some black Liggranite to stop the RL--but Ryan, as I just said, put it in his coat and said "I just stuck it in my coat--Black Liggranite reverses the effect of all other types of Liggranite, including itself. If you take some black Liggranite to me, it will reverse the black in my coat--and that would make the red Liggranite even worse"

*Now, of course you know, there isn't really any type of Liggranite in Ryan's coat. Earlier that day, Ryan had stuck a piece of black Liggranite by the swingset. Ryan was swinging just right so that the BL wouldn't affect him. But when Noah left, Ryan went upside down, causing him to come in contact with the BL, which reversed the effect of the RL. Ryan then jumped off the swing, threw the RL away, and then fainted. (and then woke up 2 minutes later).

6: Rendezvous: Rendezvous is, for some reason, pronounced "REN-DAY-VOO" (dont ask me what language it is because I dont know. Rendezvous is a word that means "meeting" or "gathering")

*Yeah yeah yeah today was Ella's party. Who cares? Not me. Ryan thinks he has Black Liggranite in him... (update: if he did, the fall on the shovel (see #15 of this season) knocked it out of him).

*But...... If Ryan has BL in him, then how come Red Liggranite (RL) effects him? Hmm..... Wait a second while I think.............................................................................................................................................................. Nope, can't think of anything... DARN.

*AAAAAAANNNNNNNYYYYYYYWWWWWWWAAAAAAAYYYYYYYSSSSSSS............. Ryan, as you know, went over Noah's. He: 1: Made a completley spooky paper-plate cat thingy. 2: Shot 1 waterballoon at least 3/4ths as far as Noah can (you wouldn't think an 8-year-old could shoot that far. Or for that matter you wouldn't think Ryan (12) could shoot that far.). 3: Was the announcer of a wrestling match between Noah and his 2nd cousin Adam. Noah won. 4: UUUUUUUHHHHHHH........ Oh yeah when he got there he and Noah and Adam devised a plan. A simple one, but they managed to succeed in getting Riley and James to play with them. haha. ok thats all I remember. Hopefully I'll at least get a little bit of whatever makes Ryan "sick" around Andrea. Man why do I have to be weak around her? Why not somebody I don't like?

7: Aqua: The 4th of July usually has at least a little something. Yeah. A little something.

~We ate, then Caleb and Noah and I went to the playground and played. There wasn't really much, but later on we had a war.

~We had a war. Noah, Caleb, Ella and I against Lindsay and her stupid friend. It was a water war, but we certainly wern't playing. Noah and Caleb decided to spray the girls, but the girls, being girls, took it the wrong way and lost there sense of reason. And attacked. So it became an actual fight.z

~Man this really sucks, good thing there's another record I'm writing after I get this down, and probably another record very soon after that. Well, all I remember is.... Uh... Oh, yeah, Ryan has a new power! In fact, he has two new powers. He can move the air (he hasn't completely learned how to control that yet). He used this to help Noah and Caleb get their kites up in the air, and then when his arms got sore, he used his other power to make the kites swing down to the ground nose-first. He can move the air, and he has a sort of "lucky" power again, where he can kind of "talk" (do I do too many "quotation marks"?) to non-minded things, and they kind of listen to him. Like, in the next recording, he--wait, that's hypocritical spoilery.

~So all I remember is that Lindsay splashed Ryan, and he threw a cup of water (the water, not the cup) at her, and then she slipped on her own water. And then she blamed her fall on me.

8: Revelation: Let's just say I don't think I'm in Noah's club anymore. I didn't get kicked out. It was my own choice, read this record and you'll find out why.

•Well, --Oh hey, guess what? alt+7=• Ok? Great. Noah and I played catch, and I used my sportcontrol (my new "lucky" power) to make sure the ball got in his mit, but occasionally I would just let him catch it himself, and then sometimes I'd get bored and spin the ball so that it went into his mit but slipped right out. He threw the ball really hard at one point, and as it was coming at me at about 30 mph (it seemed more like 1000 mph, but that's just because it was coming right towards my face and I couldn't seem to see anything else), I just stepped out of the way. It was coming towards me and it was about to hit my face, and I barely dodged it. I walked away, and Noah promised he'd never do it again. Thank heaven he keeps his promises.

•Before playing catch, we played baseball. With no ball. We had a pretend ball, and a real bat. Noah, of course, won because I had no clue that you were allowed to go back to the base if you hadn't touched the next base yet, and he didn't tell me until the end of the game. But then in his actual game, I learned that if you were past halfway to the next base, you had to go to the next base and you can't go back.

•And in the middle of the practice game with a pretend ball, we took a break. Which kind of stunk, because Noah said... "If I played with Lindsay, would you and Caleb make fun of me?" and I said, "Why would you play with Lindsay?" "Well, I don't really want to, but my parents are forcing me to." "Well, if your parents are FORCING you to, I don't think we would. But if you wanted to, I think we'd make fun." --whoops, meant to say Caleb would. I wouldn't. It's not nice.--"Well, my parents are forcing me to." "Well, as long as you don't want to..." And my words kind of trailed off.

•And then at dinner, came a revelation of dissapointment. Grr. I don't remember who brought the subject up, really, but I think it was me. I whispered it to Noah, and he--no wait, he said his parents made him send a "I'm sorry" letter to Lindsay, and then I talked lowly to him, "Why? I guess we should, but Lindsay should too." "What do you mean?" "They threw buckets of water at us." "So? We soaked them first." "Yeah, but Lindsay hit you." "She did?" "Uh, YEAH. She hit you with that water bottle, remember?" "No..." "Well, she hit you pretty hard." "Yeah right." "She did!" Then, in my mind, 'You like her don't you?', and he said, "Well I didn't feel it. I'm tough." "You must be. Oh and hey, guess what? Lindsay splashed ME and then fell on her own water, and then blamed ME for it!" "You probably did something before, to deserve it."

•Oh yeah, and the hit did hurt him, he just shook it off really fast. Because I barely grabbed him, and he got mad because I hurt him. Barely? Ok fine, I grabbed him NORMALLY.

•So that's it. Noah likes girls. Just so you can know, here's the 7 basic rules of the club:

1: NO GIRLS ALLOWED.

2: ANYBODY WHO LIKES GIRLS WILL BE KICKED OUT OF THE CLUB.

3: PROTECT THE LEADER.

4: THE LEADER CAN CHANGE THE RULES WHENEVER HE WANTS TO. (that's a BAD thing, if you didn't already guess that!)

5: NO ADULTS (besides parents) ALLOWED IN CLUB TERRITORY.

•Noah is the president, I used to be the vice president, but I told him I wanted to be a security guard. So now I am. Muahaha. Or, no, wait.... So now I was. Ok then. Muahaha.

9: Sorry

on the 8th. It said that she was sorry, she was a pain too. Playing ball next time would be more fun. I sort of disagree and agree. Because although playing ball would be a lot nicer than trying to kill each other with water (WHAAT???!!!?!??!!??!!?!), playing baseball might not be any better. I know Caleb, my other cousin. He might say something "offensive" (against girls, which really isn't that offensive) and even though I know he's just joking and playing around, the girls wouldn't, and Lindsay and her friend might start a war with baseballs.... ouch... that'd hurt!

•My Aunt recited a bit of a poem, and my cousin almost didn't stop saying it, but finally I asked him what his favorite poem was, and he sang yankee doodle a few times, then just stopped altogether with the singnig and reciting poems. The poem was "Sugar and spice and everything nice, that's what girls are made of. Frogs and snails and puppy dog tails, that's what boys are made of." And I find that poem offensive. If girls are to be respected, then they should be nice. I refuse to respect anybody who is not nice. That poem puts girls in the high heavenly position and boys in the low-down dirty scum-suckin' leech position. And it's not fair. I'm not saying girls shouldn't be up there I'm just sayin' that boys shouldn't be way down there. They should be up there too. We never did anything bad, at least nothing worse than what girls do. Don't turn this on me you freaks! I'm talking about girls and boys, not men and women. Men and women are as different from boys and girls as boys and girls are of each other!

•Noah and I played baseball a little bit, and my chest started hurting. Like, my heart started beating really hard and I felt like the world was spinning (but my vision was still clear--in fact it was more clear). It must've been the heat. Ella, Noah's little sister if you didn't already know, saved me by begging Noah to come inside and play with her. "But I don't have any friends over!" she said, when Noah said he'd be there in a little bit.

•Crud thats all I remember. See ya for now!

•Noah once reminded me, when he made the club and called it "buffaloes," that there were to be NO girls allowed, EVER. Other than our moms. But, Noah also told me once, when he renamed the club "Skeletons," that if he ever started liking girls, all I had to do is remind him of the number one rule and tell him that he is starting to like girls, and he'll probably realize it and go back to being his old self, not liking girls. Yeah. I don't think it's going to be that easy. Noah's mom is kindly "hypnotizing" him into liking girls and thinking boys are low-down dirty scum-buckets. And she covers herself by saying "well men get a lot of respect!" "I was talking about boys."

•Girls deserve respect. Boys deserve the same amount of respect. Right? Great. The way girls are acting now-a-days, boys should get a levelled amount of respect, and girls should go to jail.

10: Epoch

•January 10th 2005: There's snow on the ground. 2 inches high. I have a cold. I take my medicine, feel my nose passage open up. It burns my throat. I feel air going through my ears... I go outside... I try not to get snow in my shoes but I still do. Its really really cold.

•Febuary 23rd 2005: There isnt any snow on the ground, but its still really cold and there are branches on the ground. I think it may be iced over, I can't remember. Yes. It is. I can hear the crackling of ice, and the branches breaking off and crashing into the ground.

•March 21st 2005: Yesterday was my birthday, today is my birthday party. I turn 13 but I dont like 13. I want to be 12. I'm 12. 12!!! I'm just sitting in a rocking chair, because every body else is crowded around a stupid computer game. After a few minutes I decide I might as well join in. The game is TEXT TWIST. I see a word, that uses all the letters given. I say it. I repeat myself, louder. But they ignore me. Noah suggests the word "cat" and they listen and they do it. "Good job, Noah!" I'm not jealous. Its just that I suggested the 10-letter word and he suggested a 3-letter word. It's my birthday but they're all ignoring me. I mean, come on, shouldn't you get at least a LITTLE attention on your birthday? Not even Caleb is paying attention to me. Noah comes out for a few minutes and tries to do what I'm doing--juggling some nearby jugglable things. Jugglable. I like that word. Its a new word. I hate my 13th BDAY party.

•June 10th 2005: I am at my dad's work. I go outside. It's much warmer than in march--about 73°. I think for a minute, and then look up at the trees. I think about what it says in the bible, that if you have faith--if you believe--then you can do anything. I look up at the trees and visualize a breeze. The trees sway. I can generate wind with my mind!

•July 30th 2005: It's today. Right now. Well, actually, some hours ago. Right now would be 10:44 PM. I arrive at the park, get out of the car. Noah is taking pop boxes to the pavillion--we're at the wellington comunity park--and I help him. His dad as always is impatient and demands him to go faster and 'stop stalling.' Stupid adults. Always impatient. The world would be better without impatient people, you know? So we finally finish bringing the drinks and food back. I play baseball with him, and--I only have 12 minutes to type. I skip ahead now: Now Caleb and Noah and I are playing baseball. Noah wants to be batter but Caleb says he has to pitch, just a few more times. Noah gets mad because he isn't getting his way, and as he's running by me to try and get me out, I hear him say "I hate you guys." And so I told Caleb what he said. Caleb said "He's being a poor sport. Again. Let's go." So Caleb and I left, and Noah just went back to the pavillion, too. But Caleb and I ran ahead and went on a hike. We found a playground area, and pretended it was a new planet. Caleb named it "crn" (like "kern") crn C.R.N Caleb Ryan Noah. We got to the end of the path, and, and--I forgot. Drats. It turns out that Caleb can also generate wind with his mind. But I remember no more, good bye.

11: Imagination

•The 245th time I've gone over Noah's house! Noah's birthday is coming up (september 13th). It's september 6th right now. I went over Noah's house yesterday. He has a new RazorScooter (RS) that is completely upgraded. It's the RS Infinity 1.1! The RS Infinity 1.1 can do almost anything you ask it to--even morph! The RSI 1.1 truly is an extremely amazing scooter. It's a spy-scooter, meaning only the spies and army people get to have 'em. Noah and I are spies. I always feel like spying, but Noah seems kind of out of it lately.

•Speaking of people being "out of it," I noticed Noah's mom--my Aunt--is acting oddly tired. She's sort of 'quarter-limping' (slightly limping) and she sounds really tired. Well guess what I just found out a minute ago? I'm going to have another little cousin to either play with or... As Noah would have said when he was younger... Spy on.

•We got stuck at the North Pole, in an igloo. We could come out of the igloo, but couldn't leave the tiny vicinity of snow. There was a force field. In case any polar bears were in our little area, Noah had some weapons. "I have Thorhammer," he gave one to me after he pulled his own sword out, "and you have Sting." He looked at Ella. "What could I give you?" "I already have a weapon!" "What is it?" "Paul Bunyan." "Hunh?!?!"

•A van was coming down the street. I raced it to the end of the sidewalk without it knowing I was racing it. I beat it by 8 feet. (that was real, that wasn't pretend.)

•I went on the sidewalk of death and stayed alive. I then went on the sidewalk of life, and Noah crashed into a car and died. And then came back to life, came charging past me, and flew off the side of a cliff.

12: Energy

» Noah went to my church. The pastor sang a solo--it was funny. He didnt sing badly, it was just funny.

» After church I went over Noah's house. We went to Findlay State Park (why do they call it that? It's nowhere near Findlay!) and played a bit. We hid in the twirling tunnel slide, pretending it was a snake's throat. Red alarm! Somebody pulled in--we were no longer the only ones there... False alarm! It's just two adults that were going on a hike. Whew!

» And then Ella cut her heel, so we went to the park store to get a band-aid. Noah and I got push-pops--he got a blue one and I got a green one. And guess what was in them? Yeppers... Green Liggranite!

» And so we went hyper-energetic. I dont remember what happened after that until... My mom and dad pulled into Noah's driveway to pick me up. But they talked for a while to uncle Doug and aunt Tammy, so that gave us time to play a little more. We went out in the driveway and quickspied on every car that passed by. Noah and I, being expert spies, did perfectly well and were never seen, even when we didn't run for cover. Gabriella, on the other hand, was seen a couple times. (but dont tell her that). After all, she is only a neophyte spy. (beginner).

13: Telesysense

•Dang. I forgot how to do those arrows. Telesysense is an odd word, isn't it? Well, you won't find it in the dictionary. That's 'cause I made it up! Telesysense is one of my powers that I used to have, but lost. I had silver Liggranite in my brain, and it would go out and come back, and show me things. Usually, it would show me things from the future. But I lost it in a solar-flare.

•I shall now be annoying (again) by quoting (as best as I can) from the season 4 premiere (part 3... yeah, seasons 4, 5, and 6 had big premieres and finales...), "Solar." Quote="SOLAR"[But, unfortunately, Ryan lost his powers due to this huge solar flare. At first Ryan and Noah went into overdrive and their powers were extreme, but then they lost their powers altogether. Their superspeed, superstrength, supervision. Noah temporarily lost his X-ray vision, and Ryan lost his telesysense (the ability to see things, like things in the future or things far away. he could also use telesysense as a sort of x-ray vision, and sometimes he could "control" time, in a way, with it.)]END OF QUOTE.

•Get it now? Telesysense was an amazing power. And guess what? I got it back. Noah, Ella, Aunt Tammy, and I went on a hike. Noah seems to have his imagination up and running again, which is really good. As we were hiking, Noah was pretending (really good acting on his part, too. I think he might actually believe what he was saying... err, by acting I do not mean this is all fake. this is still completely true) that he was finding Orc prints, Hobbit prints, Elf prints, etc.. While he was doing this, I found a weird dull dull-white stone. It was almost shaped like a tooth or... Uh... Something..... I gave it to Noah and he jumped a mile. He says it's a piece of a Hobbit's cloak. He jumped even farther when I gave him a piece of Gandalph's fireworks. (Actually, it was black Liggranite. I think he's hanging on to it and keeping it hidden from Ella or something...). Suddenly I stopped. No reason, I just felt like stopping. But then something odd happened. There was an unnoticable green flash, then silver flashed across my eyes, and suddenly it felt like my eyes were superspeeding through the forest, down some streets, through a car, through a house, around a house, down another street, around a car, inbetween a few cars, under a motorcycle, and then through a house and down a street and it stopped at a sidewalk, and there was a girl who was just walking along, carelessly. Until some guy in a mask popped out of nowhere, and chased her down an alley. She ran and ran and ran but he was gaining on her. So finally she stopped, turned towards him, whipped the gun out of his hand and used some awesome karate to take him down, and then she ran again. Suddenly there was a dreadfully painful, yet dim, silver flash and I was back on the hiking trail with Noah, rather then watching some girl beat a kidnapper up.

•I'd quote from the record, "Magnetic," but I think you already figured out it's not just some random girl I saw... It was a girl named Erica.

•When I was 9, I took karate lessons. Among all the people there, Erica was the only meteor freak. I instantly liked her, and I always felt like I was being forced towards her when she walked past. Sometimes she would walk behind me and I'd snap back and start going towards her and I'd be like, "Whoa!! What the???

14: Festival (Great day, my friend. Great day...)

•We went to Caleb's (my other cousin) house. He lives out in Mt. Perry, so it takes about 2 1/4 hours to get there.

•It was pretty fun when we got there, though. I'll try to remember everything, if that's even possible.

•Well, I got out of our car, and somehow Noah's family had beaten us to Caleb's house. And since you didn't even know about any of the pets, here's your doggy info. Grandma Jean has a black lab named Maggie. Maggie is actually a guide dog, though grandma Jean most certainly isn't blind. We have two dogs, which we didn't take. One is a white west highland terrier named Spirit. He's my sister's dog. The other dog, which is mine, is a Lhasa Apso/Bichon Frise (I think I spelled something wrong there...) mix named Sammy. My sister (who is now at college 10 1/2 hours away) and I wanted to name him Crisco but my parents said it would probably get too confused with Caleb's dog (whose name is Cisco ("siss-koh")). Caleb has two dogs, both the same breed but highly different in appearance from each other. I don't know what kind of dogs they are. One is golden, almost completely, except for a tuff or two of white. This one is named Cisco. The other dog, which at a glance might seem to be some sort of small rottweiler with a tail, is, suprisingly, the same exact kind of dog Cisco is. This dog is named Brutis. Caleb and I call him "Brute" or "Ugly-Dog." Caleb's family also has an ill-tempered black poodle named Iggy, who Caleb and I used to call "Icky" until Aunt Mary got fed up with him. Icky--I mean, Iggy--is getting better though. It's not so mean anymore.

•Anyways, as I was saying, I got out of our car, and the dogs (Cisco and Brutis) immediatley came running to my dad and started barking at him and trying to not let him to the house. Iggy, on the other hand, came straight to him and tried to fend the other dogs off. After about 5 minutes of all this, Cisco and Brutis finally realized he wasn't a badguy and kept jumping on him and wanting to get petted. I simply went into the house as it was all happening. They were so focused on my dad that they never even noticed me simply dawdling right past them and into the house, where Caleb and Noah were in Caleb's room.

•I took my coat off (but kept my shoes on), walked around, sat in a chair for a minute to get the car sickness out of my system (it's not a great idea to climb into the trunk of your car while there's some sort of nausiating (I spelled that wrong, too, didn't I? Darn.) peanut-butter smell in it, and also while your dad is driving like a maniac around and over super-sharp turns and steep hills.). Then I went into Caleb's room. It wasn't a big room. Just a small room with a bunkbed, closet in the corner, dresser with a radio and a few other things on it, and did I mention a computer and a TV? The TV is for playing video games. I dont think it actually gets TV on it...

•And I forgot a bunch of stuff now, so I'll skip ahead. Caleb has a HUMUNGOUS yard. Complete with woods, a pasture which is beyond the woods, a pond, a little pavillion, an outhouse, and more. It is GIGUNDOUS!!! So, we went on a hike. Took me a while to find some boots, but I found some. They didn't fit me, but at least they kept my feet warm, dry, and non-splintered. If that's not a word, I meant that they kept my feet from getting splinters and thorns stuck in them. Although, along the hike, at one point I did get a twig from a thorn tree stuck in my pants, and that was kind of hard to get out. It didn't take too long to get to the pasture, where Caleb, Noah, and I stayed exactly where we were and played Star-Wars with our walking sticks that uncle Scott (Caleb's dad) had made for us. Noah went away with the adults for a few minutes. Caleb and I both seemed to still be amused at Noah's naive thinking while playing Caleb's video game (Pokemon Stadium). Noah had had a Voltorb, and it had the move Self-Destruct among it's other fantastic attacks. He almost used it until Caleb decided to tell him not to. Now out in the pasture, Caleb's like, "Remember when Noah was going to use self-destruct?" "Yeah. That was funny," I said. He said, "Yeah. It's like, 'Hey Noah, come here!' 'Ok, hold on and let me use self-destruct!' And all of a sudden he just blows up, and I catch his head and I'm like, 'NOAH!! WHY?! WHY?! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE?!' and the head is like, 'I didn't die! I'm still alive. I just used self-destruct!' And then I'm just like, 'Augh! You're stupid! Stupid head!' And I throw him on the ground"--(he pretended to throw Noah's head on the ground and stomp on it)--"and stomp on it. 'Stupid head! YOU STUPID HEAD!"

•And that's all I remember. The end. Well, yeah, there was the part where Caleb and I made a "bonker" (a log which can be dropped on a passer-by's head at any given moment simply by Caleb lifting his foot up.), but other than that, nope, I don't remember anything else. THE END. (ok, maybe not, but it IS the end of this episode, you know.). I was kind of dissapointed to have to leave, but hey, guess what? Caleb's coming over our house on halloween. Halloween sucks, and is evil. You should not celebrate it, for when you do, you are celebrating that there are demons. Why on earth would anybody want to do that?!?!!!! Still, that doesn't mean you can't laugh hysterically at every costumed person that walks by or to your house, and it doesn't mean you can't sneak up behind what appears to be a mysterious, scary ghost-like creature and scare it half to death. Haha.

15: Silver (FINALLY! An interesting and odd record!!)

•This is where we--or at least I--finally discover what silver Liggranite actually does: Almost the same exact thing I thought it did, and also, the following little bit of information might come suprising. It sure did suprise me.

•Silver Liggranite and Silver Kryptonite are almost exactly alike. I honestly discovered SL before I ever found out about SK (I found out about SK about a week ago, and I discovered SL about a year ago). Silver Kryptonite, which will be introduced on "Smallville" this Thursday, makes Clark hallucinate. Silver Liggranite, as I just found out yesterday, does almost exactly the same thing. The only difference is that I'm not sure yet whether or not SL shows fake things, or if what it shows is actually real.

•I went over Noah's (where else would I go?) and he had a friend over. His friend was younger than him, and his name was Sam. Sam was playing with Noah at first, playing with some toy castle thing, but later on Sam played with Ella. Sam and Ella were downstairs, so Noah and I hid in the forbidden part of the basement. "We've got to get outside," Noah said. So we snuck out, but they caught us. We snapped away and ran upstairs. Noah put his shoes on in about 5 seconds, and he ran into the bathroom and I ran into his closet.

•Sam and Ella went into Noah's room first. I popped out of the closet and walked into the doorway of the room (did I mention that Noah and Ella's bunkbed got seperated so they have their own seperate beds side-by-side now?) and said "Hi." They figured I came out of the bathroom and walked into the doorway. I ran. They went to the bathroom and tried to open the door--but Noah was smart enough to lock it. He finally opened it up after a minute, and ran right past them, barely getting past.

•Noah and I ran outside. After that we did a few things, such as running away from them, flipping the playcastle over for them (about a zillion times), stealing the playcastle from them, then stealing the clubhouse from them, then we finally managed to keep them out of both of them. After a while, Noah decided he'd dig some hole his mom wanted us to dig. We, of course, didn't dig at all for another half-hour because we were still running and hiding from Ella (by this time, Sam was on our side again).

•So we finally dig the hole. Since Noah was doing all the digging (Sam and I were pulling the loose dirt and chunks of ground out of the hole), and he was taking a brief break, I decided to do something stupid. So I took my shovel, held tight onto it's handle, and spun around in a circle up on Noah's hill. After about a minute I wanted to stop, but the shovel wouldn't let me stop, and I couldn't let it go or it might fly right into Noah, so I waited. As soon as I got used to the spinning sensation, I forced the spinning even more so I was spinning fast enough to be a large fan on high speed. And then there was some dim silverish flash and I was in another place. Some girl's room.

•The girl was lying in her bed. There was a few knocks at the door. "You can come out now, honey." Her dad (I would think) said. She responded, "I don't want to come out!" "You have to eat your dinner!" "I'm not hungry! Go away!" And she covered her head with her blankets. And then there was another dim silverish flash and I came back to spinning around really fast. Luckily my grip stayed, and I was still holding the shovel. I concentrated really hard to see the objects blurring around me. When I finally saw good enough, I let go of the shovel. Then I stopped spinning and fell over--straight onto the shovel. Didn't actually hurt. It was more like I fell over, thinking there's nothing there, and "ting!" Kind of like when you're walking nice and slow and you bump into a wall. Doesn't really hurt that bad.

•Then there was another silverish flash and I was in some place with arrows flying everywhere. One of them came straight at me, but it wasn't aimed at me--it barely missed me and hit a guy behind me. Then I woke up again.

•When Noah had finished digging the hole, I came down, scooped the rest of the loose dirt out (or as much as I could scoop out before...) There was another silverish flash. I laid down and closed my eyes. But all I saw was a brick wall. Finally, however, somebody was pulling me away from the brick wall. And then there was the girl (who didnt want to come out of her room) walking around me. I litterally couldn't move. I knew I could make myself wake up, and I knew I could get up and walk, at least in the hallucination. But I was unable to move, both in real life and in the hallucination. But, you know how you always manage to move when you get a shock. The girl took a wire, broke it, and electrocuted me with it! How dare she!

•So I finally woke up. And then, as I was walking back to the house (and Noah had already gone back, probably while I was hallucinating), I realized something about the last hallucination: Why on Earth did the girl's hair keep changing from brown to blonde and vice versa, and why on Earth was the electricity from the wire crimson-colored? So, I decided, it wasn't real. But that doesnt mean the other ones wern't. As I was walking back to the house (still, because I stopped for a brief moment when I realized that fact) there was yet another silverish flash. A girl, who looked very familiar, was walking along the sidewalk of a busy city (well, it had a lot of traffic at least) when suddenly some guy comes after her. "Hey!" he called after her. She ran, and he followed. I suddenly heard a clicking sound. Then after a moment, I heard an annoyingly, suprisingly, and terrifyingly loud BANG!! and the girl fell dead. The man walked up to her, kicked her, and walked away. And then I woke up.

•Of course, since I've never actually seen anybody seriously die, you could imagine the look on my face: A mix between confused, scared, amazed, more confused, and a few other things. As Noah was setting up a monopoly game, I suddenly remembered who the girl was. She was one of my ultimate enemies. She was the only person besides Noah who knew about my powers--although I don't know if she actually believed us when we told her (she probably didn't because we were still laughing from a little skit Noah put on before she came outside). Her name was Chandler Osborn. Even more confusing and suprising is that when I realized who she was, tears started oozing out of my eyes. I lost my breath and almost collapsed when Noah suddenly scared me half to death with, "OK! I got it set up! Let's play!"

•And now, although I'm no longer hallucinating about anything anymore, I am still seeing a very thin and dim silverish flash every once in a while... It's very annoying because sometimes I think it's lightning (it's very cloudy outside, and most of the clouds are storm-like clouds.).

•The End (for this record...)

•P.S. I'm getting more skilled with my windkenesis (I've got to find a better name for that power). I can now create entire 50-mph wind gusts and I am learning how to actually make the wind STOP. I still can't figure out how to generate wind indoors though, so I'm trying to work on that... The End. 

16: Comic (Every season has some fun project introduced into the BTTS 'saga' in one of the documents near the end of the season. This is that document. Yay.)

•Again suddenly going into hallucinations, I discovered that Chandler was, in fact, taken to the hospital and barely rescued. They were about to announce her TD (Time of Death) but then they suprised even themselves by announcing she was suddenly perfectly fine.  So yeah, that was kind of odd.

•I think Noah must've noticed my "going into another place" sort of thing, because he immediatley, on my second hallucination (all I saw was the sky), hit me a few times and said "Come on! We're going to make another Buzz-Man comic!"

•Noah announced that his mom found the comic and he had to change a few things around so it wouldn't be "bad." So we made another (our fifth) comic. It was called "Buzz-Man and The Revenge Of Them All!" Here's how the story pretty much went: Buzz-Man is next to some telephone and the telephone says, "Buzz-Ma--" but is interupted by Buzz-Man saying, "I know I know. You need my help." So he goes outside and says, "Come on out, bad guy. Let's get this over with." Then there's a shot of a tall building, and in every window is a badguy, one of which was an alien that we never defeated, a robot (the same as the alien) and Water Tank (formerly known as Sir Pee but Noah's mom had him change it to something more appropriate). The robot and WT were on the roof of the tall building. Then it kind of moves down the building to the door. Buzz-Man notices some sort of faint picture forming in the door. He says, "What the??" And then there's a picture of some bad guy on the door. Buzz-Man says, "Who are you?" He obviously realizes the picture isn't just a picture. The bad guy picture emerges out of the door and becomes 'real.' "Well," Buzz-Man says, "Are you going to answer me?" The badguy morphs a sort of pole on his head, and eyes on that, and looks at Buzz-Man with four eyes now, and answers, "The name's Morpheus." "Well, Morpheus," Buzz-Man says, "This is the last straw." "Oh yeah?" Morpheus says, "I can do ANYTHING I want! ANYTHING! AHAHAHAAA!!!" and then there's a "BANG! POING! POP!" and Morpheus had turned into a little tiny ant. Buzz-Man says, "You wanted to turn into an ant?" And Morpheus says, "Yep." and then he grows wings, flies, and says, "A flying ant! Haha! Smell ya later, sucker!" But then Buzz-Man zaps his leg and scares him into morphing again. Morpheus is now a humungous giant with bazookas coming out of his leg. They shoot missiles at Buzz-Man but Buzz-Man zaps them around and the giant blows up and there is nothing left of Morpheus but a pile of ashes. Then an invisible man picks Buzz-Man up. Buzz-Man thinks he's flying; He says, "Hay I'm flying!" and he's smiling. Then suddenly he realizes he's being held by an invisible guy and looks down and zaps him. "Defeating these bad guys is too easy..." He says. Cue Water Tank, the Robot which I think I'll name Idibot (ya know, like "idiot" with a "b" cause he's a very stupid robot) IceDude, Dusty, The Helpless Little Boomerang-Headed Dumb Alien Of Doom (THLBHDAOD), and another bad guy or two standing behind Buzz-Man. Then Buzz-Man is in jail. "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" he yells, knowing the world isnt gonna be safe no more. Cue the annoying words, "TO CONTINUE...."

•So then we started another comic, called "Bionic-Man" (we have to do SOMETHING while we wait for a good time to write another Buzz-Man comicseries). His first enemy is Gharlaenix. Bionic-Man, unfortunatley, will go by fast. Each comic will probably be about three panels. Why? Because Bionic-Man is an MxI  Morpher, meaning he can do ANYTHING and I mean ANYTHING. So basically you see, "Bionic Man we need your help." Bionic Man blinks. The bad guy is reduced to a pile of ashes. The end.

•This is amusing though: The things Buzz-Man says when they need his help. Here's what he said in the comics when they needed his help, in correct order: "Ok! I'm coming!" >>> "I'm on my way!" >>> "Do they always need my help??" >>> "Aw darn. I was just about to drink my coffee and eat my donuts and get fat." >>> "Shut up I have to go to the rest room." >>> "I know I know. You need my help"

17: Cat (What's a BTTS season without a document with a bad title and not that much stuff in it?)

•I'm a bit late on posting this one, so I won't remember very much of it.

•What I do remember, though, is that Ella discovered a familiar kitty on their neighbor's driveway. She thought that it was the cat that she and Noah had saved earlier this year (I think last month, or the beginning of this month). But after Aunt Tammy (who is allergic to cats) saw it for a brief moment, she said it was just a cat that liked to hang out in their driveway.

•The cat was shivering, so Noah thought it was freezing to death and we kept it cozy in the castle for a few minutes (until the fact that Ella begged and begged annoyingly for us to watch a movie came to play).

•So we watched bibleman. The only part I actually liked was when bibleman meets El Furioso (some foreign language for "The Fury") for the last time (a showdown) and says, "El Furioso! At last we meet." And Fury's like, "What are you talking about? We've met like five thousand times already!" And bibleman says, "I know. But it's a classic line and I just couldn't resist." (Noah couldn't figure out why Aunt Tammy and I were laughing at that). The part where Fury's computer says his name and he tells it to repeat that. About 5 times. And then he said something else about that and the computer's like, "you're sick" and Fury stops laughing maniacally and says, "I know." Well, that part was funny too but I liked the other part better.

•What we did after that, who knows. Oh yeah, we made our first "Bionic-Man" comic before the kitty and bibleman. This is how it went: Bionic-Man goes out, meets some big giant spider, turns invisible, picks up spider, spider gets thrown and morphs into a fly, Bionic-Man melts into the wall, fly lands on his nose (his face is sticking out of the wall) and says "he'll never find me" and "SPLAT!" the fly is dead. The end.

18: Cold (EIGHTEEN!!! AAAHH!!!!!! SEASON NINE IS ALMOST OVER!!!!! NNOOOOOO!!! ...yeah yeah yeah, whatever.)

>So anyways, was it 136? ê. Nope. Was it 137? ë. DARN!! Oh, I know. It was 157. ¥... Oh forget it, I'll just do >.

>Um, lets see... I went over Noah's house. Of course. Hrm.... Well at first it was pretty much boring: Eat lunch, watch Noah and Ella wrestle and get in trouble for playing too rough, et cetera et cetera et cetera........ And so on....

>But then Noah and I went outside. It's the VERY FIRST SNOW DAY!!!! Alright, that's actually a lie, but it's THE VERY FIRST SNOW DAY WHERE THE SNOW WAS MORE THAN A HALF-INCH HIGH!! And the snow was already packing snow! First good snow of the season and it's already good enough to kill yourself with! .....Or not....

>Anyways, Noah has a hill in his backyard (just a little one). There's a nice little (but big enough to fall into) hole at the bottom of the hill. I'm pretty certain you can imagine what we did. Yep, exactly. We made a bunch of paths. Path 1 was "The Path Of DOOM!" Which was a simple sled path... With a bunch of mudwalls that nearly flipped you over... Alright, two mudwalls... that were right next to each other. Path 2 was simply "The Path" until I pushed the sled with my hands to make it farther, and then it became "The Long Path." Path 3 was "The bumpy path" and so was path 4. Path 5 was "The Hole-y Path." The Hole-y path was the path that went straight into the hole. Path 6 was "Slip Path" and you can go on it any way, any time, any where on it, over and over, and get a different result every single time. Very fun. Path 7 was "Out-Path"--it wasn't in Noah's yard. I built the little Out-Path in Noah's next-door Neighbor's yard. (His neighbor is now referred to as "Brendan." I think I preferred his old next-door Neighbor... But that's just me.).

>We went down on those, mostly Hole-y and Slip, about five thousand zillion times. And then we went inside, watched a very stupid movie, and played a game where you get wrapped up in a blanket, somebody is a spider, and somebody else kills the spider and unwraps you. But don't ever do what we did. Falling into that hole a thousand times really hurts... A lot. Oh and did I tell you that Noah slid down all the paths head-first, feet first, forwards, backwards, and even standing up, and never ONCE fell off, not even in the Hole-y path? Well I just did. Going sideways, though, is harder than it sounds... No, no. I mean harder as in actually hard. Like a rock. Especially when you try to do it on the Hole-y path.

>Then after that we played a game (For about five seconds) where Noah was wrapped up in a blanket and trying to get me. "Dead Mummy Walks"

>THEN, Have you ever played "Dead Man"? It's a game where somebody lays down, and the other person/people has/have to walk around him without getting touched by him. However, the guy trying to get them can not move and must keep his eyes closed. Well, we played "Dead Man Walks" where the Dead Man is laying down and you wake him up and he chases you around trying to tag you. It's pretty much like tag, only the person tagging has to have his eyes closed.

>But then my mom came to pick me up. Oh well, I had fun. 

>So anyhow, it's December 4th, Sunday, 2005. And I had fun... Next to go toboganing! If I even spelled that correctly! Bye then.

>With only 4 entries left, B.T.T.S. S9 is almost over...

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