Being the main character(though many agree it's Strong Bad) of the site, you've gotta expect him to be popular.He's not exactly smart(okay he's totally stupid), but atleast he's cool.He likes melonade, fluffy puff marshmallows(and fluffy puff mayonais>_<).And he's got the only girlfriend(only girl)on the site.He seems to have an addiction to Mountain Dew as well.He's Pom-Pom's best friend to.
Coach Z-A weird guy with a weird accent.Nobody knows if his skin is green, or if he's wearing green stuff.But he definitaly has"athletes footies".He's got an addiction to listerine, and he talks to much.He's still pretty cool.Remeber his answer for everything"_______,you can't just rush in to the score zone."
The Cheat-A little yellow thing with the basic construct of a Pikachu, he's the favorite of many fans.He helps Strong Bad cheat at stuff,"hence the name".Strong Bad"Treats him like a brother who's not Strong Sad"instead of a"lttle yellow squeaky thing that somethetimes steals my ladytypes."Plus, he's got a gold tooth.Sweet.His nickname is "firebert", which, as we all know, is NOT a good comando name.He's also Strong Sad's Candy Land Partner.
Strong Bad-The other main character.He's constantly hanging out with Strong Mad and The Cheat, while making fun of or hurting Homsar, Homestar, but especially, Strong Sad.With classic quotes like"holy crap" and,"holy crap" but let's not forget the best one of all, "holy crap".You get it.He says that like, every other sentance.He's constantly insulting others, and admiring himself.And, he's the master of Strong Badia. He has a"take no crap attitude", and is constantly admiring himself.I don't get it.
Marzipan-Marzipan is the only girl on the sight, and she's a hippy, but atleast she isn't an idiot.She likes tofu and rice cakes, and is Homestar's girlfriend.And she thinks"meat is murder".I guess it technically is.She has a strong will to name her guitar.It's Carol.
Pom Pom-Pom Pom is a big balloon who sounds like bubbles.He doesn't have any problem making friends, and he is Homestar's best friend.He's a great guy, and is friends with everyone.Even Homsar, Strong Sad, The King of Town, and The Poopsmith.He has a cool little portable computer thing called a Pom-Pilot.Strong Bad can even use it to answer him emails.
Strong Sad-Strong sad is a depressed, grey, half elephant little guy.He's the target of Strong Bad's pranks, and he's Strong Mad's favorite punching bag.And The Cheats Candy Land partner.He mostly just sits in his room, and listens to music, and writes.And talks to walls or trees(he's not insane.that's just the closest thing he has to friends.)Apperantly,"The ladies aren't all upons."I feel sorry for the guy, and I'm pretty much the only one.I think he once attended Foreign Legions Camp(?).
Bubs-Bubs is a strangely designd guy who runs the concession stand.He cane be friends with most of the characters, even Strong Sad or Homestar.And he can dance!And he's "The Thikkaman!".He's a good guy.The word that best describes him is, "personality....Because I have a great personality."
Strong Mad-Strong Mad is the oldest of the strong brothers, and his face is on his chest(no head).You won't be able to tell what he's saying half the time, but he's pretty cool.He can say Douglas.Lucky fella.(again)
The Poopsmith- The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence, so you'll never see him talk.Except on Strong Bad email 99.He alway is standing next to a pile of crap, shoveling it.But really, he's a nice guy, he's just got a crappy job.I think he likes beans on his cakes.Go figure.He's also a card-carrying member off the Has Matt? team.
The King of Town-He runs the town, and he employs the Poopsmith for reasons he doesn't care to expose.He likes to eat.Alot.Especially butter.For instance, he may look at a shot window and say"Mmmmmm...Blowholes."He drinks butterda, which is for automotive use only, even though"They tell me not to, but I still drinks it!" Originally he was supposed to be Marzipan's father, but I don't think that was a good idea.
Homsar-Homsar is a second rate version of Homestar.He's the stupidest character on the site(possibly more stupie than Ed, from Edd, Ed and Eddy).Strong Bad hates him, even more than Homestar and Strong Sad combined.He's constantly making some odd noise, is apperantly a milion ladies high, and he keeps on losinng his Jenga Jam.(?)Oh, and note.Strong Bad's idea of turnig him into a modestly hot girl did not work, and I'm glad.
