Quote of the Week:

Brittas: "Look, there is no need for anyone to think, it's all perfectly simple, I'll go through it one more time. I am the Reverend Horatio Brittas. Laura is Mrs. Brittas, my wife. Colin is me except when he is standing over here with a candle when he is Colin. Tim is Uncle Herbert, Matthew's main Godparent, who'll be joining us from Godalming later. And he and Laura, who is Mark's main Godparent and who in these circumstances is Linda come back and collect the babies from me who is Colin and Mrs. Brittas who is Laura. What could be simpler?"