Brill301=MC²

Dear Freshman,

1. sex doesn't make you cool & it won't make the upper-class boys think any higher of you. So don't go around bragging about it, no one cares & then you look like an easy freshman whore.. just leave all the slutty things you did in 8th grade back in middle school.

2. Don't brag about the number of seniors you know. The more you brag, the more we can tell you're a freshman.

3. You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a "freshie" or "frosh" - shut up, you sound like a queer. Only upperclassmen can call you a freshy or frosh.

4. Don't walk around telling upperclassmen you're not all stupid freshman, we don't care, we're still calling you one.

5. Don't think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka or coke bottles with Bacardi and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.

6. Don't post things like "FINALLY FRESH! LOLZZZ" on facebook. If anything, you suck big time.

7. DO NOT think that the upper-class girls are your best friends.. they will just laugh at you.

8. Stop thinking u are the shit cuz nobody even knows you.

9. Don't think that you have privacy now. Once you're here.. Your business is everyone's business.

10. Don't brag about how smart you are and how half of your schedule is honors classes. Thats just more work u have to go home and do.

11. Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.

12. don't tell your friends that you're busy after school and tell them u have to go meet your friends in the jr./sr. parking lot, we all know your brother/sisters just taking you home.

13. You'll NEVER be as hot as the '07, '08, & '09 girls. So don't try.

14. To all freshman guys - you can't get with the class of '07 & '08 & '09 girls.

15. Don't try to say you're older than you really are. The way you walk, dress & talk just has freshman written all over you.

16. Your name is "the class of 10." HAHAHAHAHA!!.. enough said.

17. Don' t try to pull that shit "Well you were freshmen once..." STOP! We know that we were freshmen, but we aren't anymore so shut the f**k up.

18. The day you mess with our boyfriend/girlfriend, you'll never enjoy high school again. bitch.

19. To all the freshman guys, we know your balls haven't dropped yet. That's why you still sound like Mickey Mouse. Don't go around bragging how big your dick is or how huge your balls are. We all know you're lying.

20. stop puking your brains out, if you cant handle your liquor, dont drink

21. Don't be offended by this. You know you totally deserve it and you know you're gonna die in high school if you don't listen to this shit. we all went through it, you're not special.

22. Don't act like you've done more than you have. It's lame, and eventually we're gonna find out about it.

23. Don't brag about getting "wasted". we know you had about 2/3s of a beer before vomiting and calling your parents to come pick you up.

24. Just because you smoked weed once, doesn't mean you're a stoner, nor does it make you "h-core"... and btw your also not cool because YOU DONT GET HIGH THE FIRST TIME. so if you brag about that "one time you smoked weed," you are completely retarded because that ONE TIME didn't do shit for you. :-D

25. Don't say h-core. its lame beyond all reasonable comprehension.

26. stop boasting about getting a ride from an older guy, they probably just were looking for some late night booty.

27. You're not going to prom, so stop acting like some upperclassman is going to invite you.

28. You're not considered cool just cause you drink.

30. To all freshman girls: don't post slutty pics of you online, the only people who are gonna look are pervy 40-yr-old men. and put on some clothes that actually fit you, don't steal your kid sisters t-shirts. You've got nothing to flaunt yet, cover it up.

31. To freshmen guys: you are in the lowest possible position on the social ladder. there is nothing you can do about it, so stop hitting on older girls, they are NOT interested. Consider yourself lucky if you get a freshmen girl.

32. It's not a big deal if you feel a girl up. We've all done it, even the chicks.

33. Please do not friend the upperclassmen that you saw once in the hallways at school. If they wanted to friend you, they would've already.

34. Don't wear tight clothes that are impossible to play sports in. You look retarded when you try to throw a speedball in short-shorts. And don't have your thong hanging out; that style went out in '01, and you look like a child prostitute.

35. Walk the f**k faster, we no longer have 15 minutes between every class, people have plaves to go, people to meet, stop blockin the f**king hallway.

36. stop walking to town, we are no longer in middle school and the middle schoolers dont think your cool

37. Overuse of swear words and cursing off at random people you don't know doesn't make you cool.

38. Don't give us upperclass dirty looks cause it'll be the look that you will last see on this earth..

39. If you talk back to us, we will run you over with our automobiles.

40. Ummm...don't have f**king people over and cry in the first few minutes because mommy and daddy are going to ground you, get over it

41. stop holding up peace signs in pictures, its just not cute.

42. Freshman girls - dont join the cheerleading team so upperclassmen notice you, u just give drunk ppl something to make fun of at the football games

43. alcohol in your pictures.. your still not cool, sorry.

WE HATE YOU ALL!

Love always,
Upper classmen