Dear Ed,
I must say that I like what you have done here but I fail to understand the relevance of T.M.B.Crap!
Is this supposed to make sense or am I too serious?
The horoscopes are spot on!!
Mr Mrson, Bridlington
Ed replies,
Thanks for the kind comment about the site, T.M.B.Crap is a law unto himself and I let him have his own section because I feel a little sorry for him, he doesn't cause any trouble and is very small and cute, kinda furry.
Dear Ed,
I have just read your top story and was wondering if it's really true that our rhino's have disappeared from Bridlington, I have also noticed that seagulls eat worms and kebabs as well.
Mrs A.L. Botterbye, Filey
Ed replies,
Don't worry yourself Mrs Botterbye, Bridlington and Filey's worm population is in no danger of extinction and despite what you read in our top story I recently saw a rhino on Scarborough beach well she kind of looked like a rhino, in a wig with a denim jacket peddle pushers and stiletto wellies eating a kebab.
Dear Ed,
I was quite concerned to read your article on the disappearance of our native rhinos.
Bridlington and it's surrounding areas has such a diversity of flora and fauna and wildlife species owing to the many different environments.
These range from the rugged coastline from Whitby to Brid playing host to birdlife such as puffin to the rolling hills of the wolds and North Yorkshire moors where wild deer can be found. All of our native species should be preserved and encouraged to multiply.
I too have noticed the disappearance of one of our more colourful species. Since I stopped taking L.S.D I have not seen anymore of the purple panda people that I used to see all the time. (Not a bad thing, they had sharp teeth and were a little bit scary)
Rich, North Frodingham.
Ed replies,
I too remember these strange habitual panda people you have described and yes they were very scary with long pointy teeth and curly whirly tails, I had not thought of placing the blame squarely on L.S.D But they are gone all the same along with the Hood Winked Tiggy Winkle and let us not forget the Great Nosed Woogahumftamuff!
