Do you have a problem that you need help with, a personal dilemma or perhaps just a little guidance then you have come to the right chap!
Ask me anything you want, although I am no expert in matters of the heart or anything else come to think of it, I will try my best to help!
Simply email your problem and I will answer just as soon as I can.
Kind regards,
Roger More
To email me click below:
Dear Roger,
My wife recently left me for my best friend and my best friend won't talk to me anymore can you suggest how I can build bridges between us again?
Andy Pandy, Scarborough.
Dear Andy,
I am sorry to hear about your friend and it seems to me that you have let him down in a big way by not warning him about your wife in the first place. Perhaps you could win him over by offering to take your wife back into your manly arms, i'm sure he would appreciate the gesture and as wood is not too expensive perhaps you could build the bridge together in the back garden over a vodka martini, shaken of course. I wouldn't drink too many martini's as you wouldn't want a wonky bridge.
Regards, Roger.
Dear Roger,
I am in agony and hope you can help, I once read about you in a book, how you healed the sick and turned fish into wine, walked on bread and worked as a carpenter.
I also read how you told stories and millions followed you across deserts you even got cross and died for our sins, you vowed to return and now I am in absolute agony because you didn't come back, help me please to understand!
Peter Piper, Beeston.
Dear Peter,
I believe that you have got the wrong person here, I was an actor and played The Saint and James Bond among other great roles, I believe it would be a good idea to stay off the martini's and go and seek out your local GP and tell him what you have told me and i'm sure everything will be fine, good luck.
Regards, Roger.
Dear Roger,
I was actually ok until I listened to PC Einstein and don't go bloody suggesting vodka martinis or building bridges out of wood i've done all that, what do you suggest to ease the way I feel you bloody lunatic.
Joe Ninety, Hunmanby
Dear Joe,
I am sorry you feel that way old chap, he can be a naughty robot and there is a warning about possible adult content and as for lunatic, what have they been saying?
True, I do hear voices from time to time but my suggestion to you is this, have you tried drinking bridges and building vodka martinis?
It could take your mind off your problem!
regards, Roger.
Dear Roger,
I am very small.
I have always put this down to the fact that I smoked from an early age (6 Months), I am now in my 30's.
They do say that smoking stunts the growth afterall. Anyway, I gave up smoking 6 months ago and have not grown an inch.
Please can you advise me why not and should I sue the cigarette companies? Also would sleeping in a grow bag help??
Titchy Witchy - Near Brid.
Dear Titchy,
After taking some thought over your problem (and several martinis) I do not think that suing anyone will help. I used to smoke and it has not stunted my growth and I put this down to the amount of vodka martinis I drink and that chemically must have created a balance within my agile physique. I could answer your question with a question and my question is this, why would anyone want to be tall anyway?
So I am informed, one tends to stop growing at around 21 years of age and you say you are in your 30's, so whats that? Perhaps it's your waist size, unfortunately you did not specify!
As for the grow bag, well i'd give anything a shot and it could be your experiment, who knows, you could wake up with tomato earings and a carrot nose as well as other growths.
This could be what you are really looking for and it would definately take you mind away from any height issues you may have, a martini wouldn't go a miss either!
Regards, Roger.
