What do you get when you cross a farmer and a pig?.................................................BACON!!!!!!

       What  is the coolest thing that you ever did?....................YOU GOT CAUGHT IN A BLIZZERD!!

        What does everybuddy like?...................................................................................AIR!!!!!!!

         What's brown, green and has twigs comming out of it?.......................................A TREE!!!!

        What is the most comman name for a elaphant?...........................TWO TON!!!!!!!!!!!!

         What does everybutty do when they get out of bed?................STEP ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!