Eddie, what in the name of greek buggery is the use of a plastic duck?!-Carnival
"Foxy stoat seeks pig."-Smells
Gas Man! Gas Man! Gas Man!-Gas
'Yeah it's a documentary about fat old women.'
'Are you in it then?'-Contest
'Extended family? It's just another word for a sexual free-for all.'-Apocalapse
'Eddie I made your favourite. Pickled onion sandwich.'-s`out
"Madame Swish, three-thirty."-Acccident
"Eddie what exactly is caviar,its fish poo your highnest , what! , it`s fish poo your dukeness it comes out from a very expensive fishes bottom!"-Digger
'Now the bent Vicar stands next to the Queen and the Queen goes in every direction. And they let kids play this you say?-Culture
'I think we've got some trouble, downstairs.'
'Well that's no reason to wake me up. Just change your pants and see the doctor in the morning.'-Burgulary
'No, Rich, it's illegal! Besides you'll never make £500 that way, you'll be lucky to get 25p a go!'-Parade
'So that's present 113. Another Brussel sprout.'-Holy
'Well they can't treat me like this! My mother used to make sandwiches for the Hammersmith Conservative Association.' 'Yeah but no-one used to eat them!'
'They did. What about that man who got the convulsions and the permanent brain damage?'
'He's chairman of the board of trade isn't he?'
'Exactly, they can't treat me like this.'-Hole
'Can I drink your juice?'-Terror
"You`ve been drinkin havnt you,How dare you acuse me of drinkinninininige!"-Break
"And Audrey no hollowing out the fish fingers and poking dog shit in"-Finger
'I'll have a pint of mild, in a half pint glass.'-Dough
'It's not mayonnaise, it's sun tan lotion.'-s`up
"Your just a door,and im Rik Fukin Mayall ,now close!"-Bottom Live 1
'God save the Quim Eddie?'-Bottom Live 2
'You really are a sad used tampon aren't you?'
'No I'm just a little sunburnt.' -Bottom Live 3
'Eddie, Let's just try and get out, by the holes we came in by.'
'I don't think my mother would be too pleased"-Bottom Live 4
"I mean what can a man do by himself in the toilet for 15 days you havnt got a magazine in there have you,if you have you give it a bloody good wipe,Oh My God! its not my special homemade magazine is it the one with apprently claire short giving head to raggieoma"-Bottom Live 5
