Five Things You Should Know. (To help you with girls.)
For Guys
001.
No matter how furtive or quick the glance, a woman knows when your looking at her breasts.
002.
A good woman is exited about a gift that costs nothing as she is about a gift that costs alot. (The perfect, quirky gift that shows that you've been listening is worth twice the value of anything you'd find at Tiffany's.)
003.
Never ask a woman why she is mad at you -- she will only get madder for you not knowing.
004.
An unsolicited kiss is to a woman what free play-off tickets are to men. Even better, flowers on days that aren't Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or Birthdays.
005.
Sometimes women want it when you don't, and for you not to give in on such occasions sets a terrible perecedent.