There was a very rich man called Hank Hireson.

He had a very big website which sold fake tan.

One day, everybody woke up tanned as Ben Affleck, or Dale Winton.

Financially crippled, Hank died a hobo on the streets of Calcutta

There was once a very talented rugby player.

He did very well in his youth, and he was asked to play for England under 21-s...

On the way to the team coach, someone pulled a chainsaw out on the train, and his poor leg was sawn off.

Now, he sells insurance for a living.

There was once an old lady, who lived in a shoe. Now, she lived there for a good 30 years, until one day, a young lad came up to her and said:

"You haven't paid your rent for 3 months, here's your eviction notice"

So, she left....

3 months later, she had a heart attack.

Life sucks don't it!

Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, what a funny story, aha, aha, aha, forgot the powerpack, aha, aha, aha,

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Today's funny story, is a story of well, hilarity.

It had all started so promisingly for "Mary" (Name changed for legal reasons)

Mary was a bright and popular girl, until one day when she got run over by a car, and

Died

Ha ha, aha, aha, ha ha, aha,

Another one you say?

There was a talking dog called "Machete", (Yes that was his real name, poor dog)

The dog was playing one day, when a giant tiger came up to it, and said...

"Excuse me mr dog, but there cannot be 2 animals who can talk in MY village."

So, what did the dog do?

It attempted to fight and kill the tiger, but the tiger was obviously bigger and stronger and thus

Tore Him Apart

No happy endings  in Greenberg land...