Quotes that will go down in history.
(Or at least that we all got a good laugh out of. 
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Indoor '06- '07
"I like smiling, smiling's my favorite!" --Jar
Wildwood 2006
*Mr. D walks up to unattended plugged-in curling iron* "Do we have any volunteer fire-fighters?" *On bus* "Has anyone forgotten anything?" --Ken "My brain!" --Fuzzy "Check the toilet." --Mr. D "I don't want any of you screwing off on the balconies, because if you do, we're going to have pizza." --Ken *As we watch the club scene of Drumline...* "Whoo! I'm going to go patry and dance like that in college!" --Marcie "But to do that you have to have rhythm." --Tim *Ken announces that the drumline's pre-lim score in 94.8* "Did you hear that? We got an A! We got an A!" --Steph "I think I smell someone securing the perimeter." --Me "Tim has to come up with something new for Wildwood. He went for a walk to 'comb the beach for dead bodies.'" --Laura "He has to 'check the safety of the balcony.'" --Me "He's got to 'count the grains of sand on the beach.'" --Jeremy *We completely miss the mark of the volleyball.* "This is why we're in the band..." --Mr. D *Brian Sherry is completely adorable.* "He almost makes me want to have kids..." --like ten people. "Okay. They have plungers, they have kitty-litter liners, but they don't have scissors. What are the chances you'll need kitty-litter liners over scissors!?" --Jess "I'm kind of like a trampoile. I bounce back. Or someone breaks through me. But then I get a patch and keep bouncing. It just takes longer." --Steph "Yeah, and sometimes people fall off or get stuck in those spring things around the edge. Have you ever get caught in one of those things? Yeah, you have that effect too." --Me *As Nate and Kyle try to attract girls* "You know how they have those medical bracelets for heart disease and diabetes and stuff? I wonder if they have some for HIV/AIDS, because, if they do, we should get some for Briggs and Nate." --Me "I walked up to Nate when he was talking to one and went, oh, honey, we promised not to cheat anymore." --Ben "I went up to them and called both of them 'dad.'" --Chris (Sherry) *Steph tosses Chris's roll of tape at Jess* *Jess comes running into Amy's bedroom with tape.* "Hey, Amy, want to visit Nick tonight?" *Amy sees tape. Chris can be heard down hall.* "Steph..." *Chris tapes Steph in for night. Closes door. Steph opens it.* "Muahahaha!" *Chris sticks tape to her forehead. Closes door. Retapes door.* *Chris Cherry takes roll* "Seven pit...Ten guard...One Ben...One Lady of the Lake...One narrator who kissed an eighth grader..." *We burst out laughing at Marcie.* "I'm thirsty." --Steph "Want to finish my green kool-aid on the counter?" --Jess "Yeah!" *Steph runs over to counter, takes gulp of green drink. Spits it out. Jess burts out laughing. Corrine joins in. Steph washes mouth out and out come bubbles.* *Through laughter* "That was dish soap!" --Corinne *Steph finally gets most of taste out of mouth* "Wow, if someone did that to me as a kid everytime I cursed, I wouldn't even think bad words!" And the moment of the trip is... *Someone belches.* *Everyone in vicinity reaches to put thumb on forehead, a la Conrad Weiser, in order not to "eat it."*
*Becky snaps a picture of me reading.* "And here we have Blair in her natural habitat!"
Flashback Quotes
"Refills are free?!!" -Beck
"The green M + M's make Carl... happy..." -Briggs I think
"We're not reaching to hell... we're reaching to the stars!!" -Ben G.
"Do you want us to salute, or what?!" -Kels
"Prep-step-ouch!" -Tom
"There is no "I" in bass. There is, however, an ass...." -Fuzzy, I think.
"So there's two muffins in an oven..." -Nate
"Wow, the toilet was lemony fresh!" -Steph
"No, it's like wack-a-mole, you just want to hit the mole, not kill the mole..." -Jess
"Y'all are trying not to look like fairies, and it's making you look more like fairies."-Chris, on our jazz running
"Ok, band, we're gonna touch a little bit of Diego." -Mr.D
"Ebert, get off!" -Mr.D again
"Ok band, let's go home." -Mr.D again.. haha
"Ferret man, Ferret man...." -all of us..haha
"GIT R DONE!" -Chris
"I've got to go from point A to point B, and I don't know where the f %$# point B is!" -an exhasperated Kels
"Why are you yelling? I'm confused, not deaf!!"-Jess
Quotes of Wisdom
"Make it a great day."
"You are all perfect ladies and gentlemen."
"Blue Mountain has the best students ever!"
"I love seeing all your smiling faces!"
"This is at your fingertips, all you guys have to do is reach out and grab it." -Abe Lincoln and Chris
Somebody claim this quote!
"Tybo has a girlfriend!"
More to come, guys!
(If you have any more, let us know!)
