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| A story of my life... |
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Didn't understand anything i said? Well that's just fine cause you're an idiot. I've made this website especially for 'special' people like you. It'll be full of pictures, and hopefully no big words more than 3 letters long. ENJOY. |
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| Sherlock Holmes |
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
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| Proloxil |
This flash file is a funny as he1l commercial about antidepressants. You have to see this. It's about 900kb so be patient while it loads.
proloxil.swf |
| Here I Shat |
Here I sit, broken-hearted
I tried to shit but only farted.
An hour later, I took a chance--
I tried to fart, but shit my pants.
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| Check out the FLASH MOVIE section |
ALL BLUZMAN APPROVED FLASH MOVIES & GAMES
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| HALO |
SHORT MOVIE FOR ALL YA HALO LOVERS --->halo.zip |
| Battlefield Updates |
Battlefield has version 1.5 out. Go download it here.
There are new guns for the engineers and a new map called "Invasion of the Philippines."
Desert Combat Mod for Battlefield has version .6 out. Go download it here
There is a new carrier with these small choppers from Black Hawk Down the movie and this huge slow chopper that acts as an American spawn. Some new maps. Awesome. |
| Counterstrike 1.6 |
Go download Halflife Counterstrike 1.6 here. |
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I heard this crazy thunder last night and it was sweet. The ground was shaking and all of these car alarms went off. AWESOME. We people of LA usually dont get thunderstorms... People of LA? Do you call us Angelinos? Sounds like a gay-spanish-speaking-angel. hahahahah. I guess thats wat we are huh? |
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Well I put up a new song. Down With the sickness.
I edited out a little bit near the end of the song. I know the spot where I edited it cause it makes a scratchy sound. If anyone notices that part, post it up on the message boards so I can go fix it up. If no one notices it, I wont fix it. Cause I got this stupid Davis Project right before Christmas and I'm gonna be screwed over...oh boy |
| Saddam got caught |
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DAM site bandwidth was exceeded. Do it again next month!! |
| Lets see... |
Um... Week of the Jan 26th-29th was my finals. I did pretty bad in finals from PE(wow I'm stupid), Spanish, Biology, and i think tahts all. |
| Janet Jackson At The Superbowl |
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| Dedicated these pictures to Microsoft hatin Jason |
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