Over the past four years, an accumulation of patients have claimed to have sighted, or in many cases befriended, a male blue anthropomorphic raccoon that does not exist. Our senior scientists have gathered that it is caused by an intelligent airborne pathogen that reroutes the chemistry in one's brain by a small extent, and manifests its personality in the mind through a singular vivid hallucination. The body then reacts physically and mentally to the mirage, and has even been known to "communicate" with more than one infected person at a time. Particularly drawn to the insane and intoxicated, the BC factor is the only microscopic organism that is known to have the ability to reason with those that it affects; meaning that it can choose its victims.
Our mission is to educate the public and give specific information on how to avoid triggering the symptoms of Blue Citrus. One way to fight it is to ignore it, which requires a relatively stable state of mind. The other way is to simply ingest a healthy dose of Thorazine. Researchers are still gathering intel on this mysterious enigma, and until further notice, this is all we have to offer.
-Chief of FMRL, Inc. staff, Dr. Benway Jones
*NOTICE. Research updated.
The results of many long weeks of exhausting work have finally bore fruit. It seems that the pathogen can temporarily mutate depending on its' relationship with the host, into anything from a sensory heightening endorphin rush to a terminal illness. Depending on how vulnerable the victim's mind is or how willingly they accept the BC factor, the pathogen can anchor deep within the mind and impose its' influence on a disturbingly large scale. In some cases, Blue Citrus seems to be somewhat of a surreal imaginary friend and does no damage to the host's brain at all. However, in more violent natured individuals, there is a greater chance of the BC factor driving them to insanity and controlling a great portion of their actions, bending them to its' will. One thing we are certain of though, is that this outbreak must be contained and eliminated at all costs. Anyone with information regarding the members of the quarantine list should notify FMRL, Inc. immediately!
-Unit 42B, FMRL, Inc.
*ALERT. Situation has complicated.
Rumors have spread that this sentient virus took a small handful of scientists hostage some time ago, forcing them to find a way for him to actually mold himself into a fresh dead body. The dangers of this thing taking physical form are unlimited, and while we do not have enough sufficient evidence to call a raid upon his hiding spot, we are still accepting any submissions of information regarding the whereabouts of these illegal and highly unorthodox procedures. We have officially deemed Areq's Fox Den Brothel a BC hot zone, but if anyone is daring enough to go in there and find this menace, we would be obliged to set up a handsome reward.
-Dr. Benway Jones
