Ganana: "Hello this is Ganana covering for Uaaha who was beat down by Doctor Bambo last week. We are now in the prison that Doctor Bambo is in after he said he was going to bring pain onto president Buch. Doctor Bambo how do you feel?"
Doctor Bambo: "I feel good after I found out what happened to that guy, his life is 100% worthless ask him about it"
Ganana: "All right then Mr. 1265315 what did you do to get in here?"
Bobo: "You can call me Bobo I didn’t do any thing it was all part of a BAD BAD day...oh god why, why??"
Ganana: "Hmmm what happened on this "BAD BAD" day, and how did it put you in prison?"
Bobo: "Well it started off like another day I got up and started to get ready to go to work. When I was going to take my bath there was no water, all my power went out, and the heat turned off. When I went to use my phone it was dead too I try to call them on my cell phone and my cell phone wad dead as well. I said okay its all right and I got ready for work as best as I could and when I went to get into my car the engine was missing I had a cup of coffee in my hands and someone asked me for the time and I spilt the coffee all over my new and only suit. Okay so I know I was having a bad day but I had to go to work so I started running after about half an hour of running my shoes brake apart and fall off. So I walk for about half an hour again and I get in front of my office building and this car drives by and drives right into this thing of mud and I get mud all over me from head to toe. I start to walk to the office and on my way there some kid bumps into me and I fall over into a thing of fish. I get up and walk into my office building and when I do I look for my wallet and my ID in my back pocket and all I find is a fish so I call my wife and ask her to bring me the other ID I have at home. She picks up her cell phone and tells me that she has had enough of me sleeping around with other apes she told me she found some underwear that wasn’t hers under our bed and lipstick all over my cloths. So I’m thinking okay this cant get any worse... the guy at the desk tells me I can pay 20 dollars to have a new ID made on the spot so I go to my bank and try to pick up some money and there’s a BIG line. When I get to the front of the line this guy walks up next to me with a gun and holds up the bank after he gets about 5 bags worth of money he turns and smiles at me and say thank you then gives me a bag full of money and runs out of the bank. I’m standing there with a bag full of money when the Monkeys In Blue run in they tell me put the money down and I do then they handcuff me and tie me up and then take me to prison where this BIG ape looks at me and just says.....'MMMMMMMM...I like em dirty...Come over here to Gunga and show me some love baby' my life is not going well for me..." :: starts crying::
Ganana: "Hmmm Bobo......Bobo.... you wouldn’t have to be Bobo Malduck would you?"
Bobo: "Yesssssss why do you ask.... k.... k.... k.... k"
Ganana: "Well I don’t know if you know this or not but they are putting you to death in about 5 hours or so for the murder of 10 family’s"
Bobo: "I didn’t do that... how could I when I was in here OHHH GOD NO!! WHY GOD WHY!!"
Doctor Bambo: "HAHAHA I love that story!! Hey Ganana I’m getting out today can to tell Uaaha that if I ever see him again I’m going to RIP OUT HIS HEART AND USE IT AS A BAGPIPE!"
Ganana: "Will do... Well thats all the time we have for today hope to see you tomorrow and have a monkey day, bye now."
