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 Professor Zipo: “Well you see Dango I think formulated a theory on this.  I think that in the time we spend in the womb we live out our lives and when we dream sometimes we tap into that part of our brain that was active when we were in the womb and see a part of our future.”

 Doctor Bambo: “You fool do you not see that your life is lived out the way it is and nothing is predestined?!  Don’t you understand that any thing can happen that will change your life at any time?  The only thing you can be sure of is that I will one day OWN THE WROLD MWAAHAHAHAH OWWW OWW AHHAHH.”

 Professor Zipo: “Well yes I have taken that into mind Doctor Bambo… and I have come to the conclusion that when we are in the womb we live out all possibilities so in one way or another we are just taking the path already set ahead of us. I see it as for”

 Doctor Bambo: “THAT IS SUPID THAT IS DUMB!! How can you live out all possibilities of your life out in what sometimes is 9 months the possibilities of what could happen to you are endless how can you live all of them out!? YOU ARE A FOOL when I own the world I will kill you and feast on your brain!”

 Dango: “Oh my…”

 Professor Zipo looks about the room and waits a moment:  “……Riiiight…. So any ways for ever second you spend in the womb you live out one life time and if you spend the normal 9 months in the womb you will have lived out 23,328,000 possible lives that you could have lived.”

 ::Doctor Bambo leaps from his set and drop kicks Professor Zipo in the chest:: “DON’T YOU RIIIIIGHT ME YOU FOOL OF A APE!!” :: Professor try’s to fight back but is soon thrown into the camera where Doctor Bambo leaps on top of him and slams Professor Zipos head into the floor:: “DON’T YOU RIIIIGHT ME!!”

 Dango: ”Well that’s all we have for today…. hopefully we can save Professor Zipo before anything to bad happens to him we will be going back to this topic as soon as Professor Zipo is out of the hospital.”

Manga: "Doctor Bambo I love you.... why are you so mean to me?"

Doctor Bambo: "Because you are one of the dumbest apes I know!  How can you be so stupid!"

Manga: "Its your love that has me acting this way Bambo my love"

Doctor Bambo: "YOU FOOL OF A APE!! Don’t you understand yet that I DON'T KNOW YOU!!  This is the second time I have ever seen you, you half-wit!  Go away go bother some fool that is as dumb and ugly as you."

Manga: "Doctor Bambo I know you don’t mean any of that I know you love me too I know that you want to be with me as much as I want to be with you.... please Bambo stop being so mean to me"

Doctor Bambo "YOU HALF WITH I DONT LOVE YOU NOW GO AWAY!"

Manga: "But Bambo you said you were going to be my Valentine... were you lieing to me?!"

Doctor Bambo: "YOU STUPID APE I HATE YOU AS MUCH AS I HATE THAT DAY!!!  I WANT YOU DEAD NOW GO AWAY!!"

Gogo: "Doctor Bambo don't be so mean give her some of the candy’s we have been working on...." :-D

Doctor Bambo: "WHY WOULD I EVER...... OHHHHH yes I’m sorry Manga I do love you try some of the candy’s I made just for you..."  ::hands a box of candy’s to Manga::

Manga: "I KNEW YOU LOVED ME" ::eats all the candy::

Gogo: "Did you just eat them all??" :-D

Manga: "yes they were really good!"

Doctor Bambo: "Come Gogo we have to get the rest of her gift..."

Gogo: "Yes SIR!" :-D  ::Doctor Bambo and Gogo walk inside Doctor Bambo's lab and shut the door::

Manga: "I wonder what they got me?"

::Gogo steps in front of the door holding a small remote:: "Hey Manga can you please say 'Monkey go boom' before we give the other part of the gift to you?" :-D

Manga: "Okay, MONKEY GO BOOM!"

::Gogo pushes the button on the remote::

::Manga goes BOOM::

Gogo: "Doctor Bambo!! The candy bombs work!" :-D

Ganana: Hello everyone I’m Ganana and today in monkey world we were visited by a group of monkeys we had no idea existed.  Earlier today a small group of about 8 to 10 RED monkeys came to out home planet.  When the president of the world was told about this he made a statement to the press.  We go now to our recording of that statement.

President Buch: "My fellow blue monkeys we have reason to think that the red monkeys have weapons of mass destruction.  We will not deal with enemy apes, the red monkeys have made no moves agents us as of yes but we have reason to think they will.  We will stick before they can we will remove them before they can act and before they can bring harm to our way of life.  Any questions?"

Doctor Bambo: "Yes I have a question.... WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FOOL!  Can YOU not SEE that they have come here in peace!  You half-wit!  Now you know why I didn’t vote for you!  If you attack them then they will attack back destroying BOTH worlds before I can take them over!!  What is wrong with you man?  Stop trying to bring on a world war!"

President Buch: "Well my fellow blue monkeys we have reason to think that the red monkeys have weapons of mass destruction.  We will not deal with enemy apes, the red monkeys have made no moves agents us as of yes but we have reason to think they will.  We will stick before they can we will remove them before they can act and before they can bring harm to our way of life."

Doctor Bambo: "YOU HALF-WIT!! Thats what you just said and you have no reason to think that your just being a dumb:: bleep::  Why anyone voted for you I will never know!  Get off the stage before I have you removed you fool of ape!"

President Buch: "At this time we will be tacking no more questions.  Thank you for your time."

:: Buch runs off the stage::

Ganana: "After that statement was made we noticed that the president was a fool and we had him removed from the seat of power.  Doctor Bambo was arrested for threatening the President we will be speaking with Doctor Bambo tomorrow to find out his reaction.  This is Ganana wishing you all a monkey night.  Hope to see you back here tomorrow.