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The Sandlot 2

By : Jo - May 3, 2005
Man i keep seeing commercials for it all the damn time, are you kidding me?? Straight to video commercials no less [for the obvious reasons listed] : The fat curly-haired kid is still there, it now takes place in the 60's70's, but wait a minute....they have girls in it?? [okay, that's just stupid, there never were any girls in the sandlot, so what the fuck?], The main kid on the "bad" side resembles leif garett and he has the nerve to tell the fat kid he plays like a "girl"? motherfucker look at your fucking self fucking playing baseball with them feathered locks almost looking like one of charlie's angels and shit. No thanks, whoever thought they were a wise noodle for coming out with a sequel to this movie must be the same guy who made all those sequels to air bud and shit, fuck that it's just as bad as fucking "worship jamz" commercials, give me those chocolate fondue or Betty Crocker's "bake and fill" commercials anytime.

Jamster

By : Jae - April 11, 2005
I just want to address this new plague taking over tv commercials. As if tv shows weren't shitty enough, the commercials are becoming just as annoying. What the fuck is up with these Jamster commercials? Do people actually pay for this shit? No thanks, i can do without a vengaboys ringtone, i hear that shit enough on magic mountain commercials. And as for that wallpaper of the yin yang sign on fire, i could do without that too. You're not going to change my mind with a spinning rim, dragon, or 8-ball so just give it a rest. Nobody wants a Crime mob or fat joe ring tone either. Fuck off with that shit.

"Mardi Gras Beads"

By : Jo - April 11, 2005
I just fucking love how all these trendy skanks think it's utterly fashionable to wear their so-called "Mardi Gras beads" that they get from claire's or to be even more of a pseudo-indie junkie they ordered off of Delia's. These cunts clearly have no business trying to sport the beads [thanks a lot whatever fucking olsen twin started this trend], I mean seriously, do you know what "Mardi Gras" is or even means? Nope, bet you didn't know that hmm? New Orleans ring a bell? that's what i fucking thought, i suggest you cut it out with your "I'm like so indie and scene with my sequin flats, matching belt, Karen O. haircut, a wannabe 80's sliced up boatneck top and my bootleg Mardi Gras beads." Because oh shit, guess what?! You look like every wannabe scenester/Indie bitch on myspace.