1. You’ve seen ‘The Two Towers’ more than once just to see Legolas surf down the steps during the Battle of Helm’s Deep.
2. You cut or tear out Orlando photos out of your or you friends’ magazines.
3. Every time you get a magazine in the mail or at the store, you skim through it to see if there are any photos or articles of Orlando.
4. The magazine doesn’t have anything on Orlando, you e-mail them and yell at them for not putting Orlando in the magazine…especially if it’s a ‘hottest guys’ edition.
5. You’ve seen more than one Orlando movie.
6. When you see a trailer in the cinema and Orlando’s name comes up, you jump up from your seat and you scream and cheer.
7. You already have reserved seating for ‘Troy' even though it doesn’t come out for a few months.
8. You buy all of Orlando’s previous movies even though you haven’t seen any of them.
9. You talk about Orlando to your friends and classmates, even though they tell you to shut up.
10. You discuss his hairstyles with fellow Orlando lovers.
11. You call him by ‘Orli’ or ‘OB’.
12. You have a different nickname for him.
13. You have blonde hair and blue eyes, but you cut it and dye your hair brown and get brown contacts to be like Orlando.
14. You have ‘The Lord of the Rings’ movies, regular version and the extended version on VHS and DVD.
15. You get the same exact tattoos that Orlando has. In the same spots too.
16. You go onto an Orlando fan site every day to check up on photos, wallpaper, screensavers, games, movie reviews, and show times.
17. Whenever you watch something with Orlando in it, every time he comes on, you jump up and down and scream.
18. If you see or hear his name anywhere, you have to read or watch it.
19. When you flip through channels and you see TTT or POTC on a TV show or commercial, you stop and watch it until it’s over, than go back to flipping channels.
20. You get his name tattooed to your ass, arm, wrist, stomach, etc.
21. You have a picture of him everywhere you go (i.e. you have a photo of him folded in your back pocket at all times).
22. You call Orlando your “good luck charm”.
23. You’ve written more that five fan fictions about him.
24. You print out photos every night.
25. You have more than one poster of him hanging up in your room.
26. You have more than five of his bookmarks.
27. You have at least two scrapbooks dedicated to him.
28. You have a “Wall of Orlando” in your room.
29. You know his birth date forwards and backwards.
30. You have an Orlando-related nickname (i.e. Mrs. Legolas Greenleaf).
31. You have an Orlando-related e-mail address
32. You own the soundtracks to all of Orlando’s movies.
33. You buy sheet music (to LOTR, POTC, etc.) even though you don’t know how to play an instrument.
34. You found out he knows how to play the guitar so you decide to start taking lessons on the guitar.
35. You can look at a photo from one of his films and say the exact line from which it was taken.
36. You refuse to go see Harry Potter on opening weekend for fear that it will over take Lord of the Rings.
37. You believe that Harry Potter fans should be thrown to the mercy of Sauron.
38. You know what Legolas means.
39. You think of Orlando whenever you watch the “Oral B” commercials.
40. You dye your hair blonde because Orlando likes blondes.
41. You want elf ears.
42. You love elf ears.
43. You swear Bin Laden has the Ring, not Frodo
44. You rename your pet Orlando, Legolas, Todd, or Maude.
45. You find out what Orlando’s favorite animal is (i.e. pig, goat, tiger) and you go buy a live one.
46. You already married Orlando or Legolas on LiveWED.
47. You have all the Fellowship merchandise (i.e. Arwen’s necklace, the One Ring, the Leaf, etc.).
48. You celebrate your birthday on January 13th.
49. You demand January 13th should become a national holiday.
50. You try to justify Lord of the Rings to your friends by talking about its deep sub-contexts.
51. You act out scenes from Lord of the Rings at lunch break—just because you can.
52. You run around with a bow in hand and arrows and switchblades in a bag on your back.
53. When someone arrives in class late, you say “You’re late” in Elvish
54. You start dating a man named “Bloom” so when you get married and you name your son Orlando.
55. You run around the cinema (when it’s sold out) and scream, “NO TICKETS, NO PEACE!”
56. You constantly read the Lord of the Rings books cover to cover stopping only to eat.
57. You swear you have very keen eyesight.
58. When you’re at Wal-Mart, you find someone who looks exactly like Ian McKellan, you yell out, “Gandalf! Where’s your staff?” and ask him if he could do the pointy hat trick for you.
59. You cried (and laughed) at the end of the LOTR books (or at any part of the book at all).
60. You run around school with a dress and boots on, pretending you’re Legolas, and telling everyone that the fashion is all the rage in Middle-Earth.
61. You go to Spencer’s; Bed, Bath and Beyond; or Bath and Body Works to get some strawberry scented bubble bath.
62. You swear Sméagol/Gollum has been hiding in your bag.
63. You sit in front of the TV all day, flipping around mindlessly until you see Orlando.
64. Every year, no matter what, you dress up as Legolas for Halloween
65. You wonder what Orlando’s favorite colour is.
66. The only dreams you ever have anymore has Orlando in it.
67. You celebrate Orlando’s birthday
69. You confuse your birthday with Orlando’s.
70. You have a LOTR or POTC shirt
71. You made more than ten Orlando t-shirts.
72. People have suggested therapy for your obsession.
73. You start spelling everything the British way (i.e. mum, colour, favourite, labour, etc.)
74. You go snowboarding because Orlando did it.
75. You forge your birth date so you can go bungee jumping and sky diving.
76. You unintentionally speak in a British accent at odd moments.
77. Your day is unfulfilled without doing something dedicated to Orlando.
78. Tall, hot guys with brown eyes or tall, hot guys with long blonde hair and blue eyes catch your eye.
79. When it’s snowing outside, you go out and try to walk gracefully on top of the snow, but you keep sinking.
80. You freak out if someone says Orlando isn’t hot.
81. You freak out when someone says that Sméagol is hot and Legolas is not
82. More than one thing on this list applies to you.
83. You wrote this list.
84. You have access to this list.
85. You own an Orlando web site.
86. You suspect Legolas bitch slapped Daredevil for copying his fashion…which is a dress, tights, and boots.
87. Strawberries remind you of the bath bubbles...What the hell has that got to do with Orlando?!
88. Your favorite part(s) of the Fellowship of the Ring is when Legolas is in the scene
89. You get pissed whenever someone says that Orlando is gay or looks like a girl
90. Once you see LOTR, you want to buy a bow and arrow and get gelatin ears
91. You find out he like poetry, so you decide to like it too (even though you hated it before).
92. You find out Orlando is a vegetarian, so you become one as well.
93. You buy ‘Black Hawk Down’ just to see Orlando with a buzz cut.
94. You have more than 500 photos of Orlando saved on your hard drive.
95. You have a LOTR ring tone on your cell phone.
96. You think about Orlando 24/7
97. You make your own Orlando graphics (i.e. avatars, banners, wallpaper, etc.)
98. You have fantasies about yourself and Orlando.
99. You discuss his roles in movies.
100. 100 sheets of glossy photo paper = $100
5 color cartridges = $75
15 rolls of scotch tape = $10
A room full of Orlando pictures = PRICELESS!!
