BLONDEMORTS ARMY
Come to the Dork side, we have cookies. And Edward Cullen.
Welcome, naive Internet Surfer, you have stumbled across our evil abode of Evil. Aren't you lucky?
We at Blondemorts Army promise to strive to do our best/worse (depending where you stand on matters). We promise to Dorkinate the world as much as possible, and overthrow all others in our way (unless you join us, then you can help us wreak havoc). We will be supreme leaders (at least Blondemort herself) and prove that lycanthropy and magic exist... And other crap I don't feel like typing.
We also promise to attack innocent civilians using our armies of evil rabid vampire flying ninja squirrels armed with sporks. Fear us. Have a nice day!
Peace¢¾Love¢¾World Dorkination
~Blondemort
Get Sorted!
Go to the sorting hat and mail me (blondemorts.army@yahoo.co.uk or watermelonaeryn@yahoo.com) and I will send you your results!!!!!!!