Hail Tomdonia.
For the two people that actually read this site, I have some wonderful news. This may come as a bit of a shocker, but the Tomdonian Department of Interwebery decided to delete all content from this website in order to divert resources to more important areas, such as profits. I'm really quite sorry about all of this. Really. I had no say in the matter, other than the seven board-meetings I attended last tuesday.
If you would like to send me a letter expressing your sincerest condolences in this sensitive matter, please, don't. If you would like to send me a letter containing your credit card numbers, social security reciepts, and library card numbers, please, don't. We have a form for that kind of thing over at the official Tomdonian International Website.
Again, I apologize for all of this. I'm afraid most of the blame falls on you, as I didn't recieve nearly enough donations to warrent me updating this more than twice every twelve years. Jerks.
Sincerely,
Lethal_Apple, Agent of the Inquisition, Chairman of the Tomdonian Department of Interwebery, Vice Duke of the Appleton provinces, Advisor to the Royal Board of Arrogant Bigwigs, Lord of the plains, Captain of the seas, Custodian of the meadows
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