10.  Jenna.  What's the matter?  Couldn't afford the whole name Jennifer?  This isn't a real name, people.

9.  Olden.  If I find your kid, and he's named Olden, I will personally beat him up for being a pansy, regardless of his age.

8.  Adolf.  Regardless of your last name, this first one just isn't at all cool, funny, or witty.  Even if it weren't the name of one of the most prolific mass-murderers the world has known, it's antiquated.

7.  Tony.  Nothing against the name if you're Italian.  If you're not, though... DON'T MESS WITH THE FAMILY.

6.  Gabriel.  How darling that your little kid is named after the archangel, that is until everyone starts calling him "Gabe" and he ends up dropping out of high school to be a male exotic dancer, then moves to Reno after he gets his 17 year old cousin pregnant, so that the last you hear from him as he appears on COPS, being chased, shirtless, down the embankment of a desert highway, only to fall face-first into a cactus.

5.  Cloyd.  This sounds more like a noise a guy from New Jersey makes when he's punched in the stomach than an actual name.

4.  Fannie.  Let your daughter's ass have it's own identity.  Don't confuse it by naming its owner after it.

3.  Haywood.  Unless you're aiming for the toothless, cross-eyed banjo player vibe, I'd steer clear of this one.

2.  Barbie (or Candy). Unless you need the extra income, just wait for your daughter to change her name to this when she turns 18 and begins work at the strip club by the factory.

1.  Shithead.  I know what you're thinking, I'm just being a dork.  I swear to all that's good in the world, though, that my brother knew a girl with this name (pronounced Shuh-thed) when he worked for the Auburn rec. department.  Please, people, have the good sense not to name your kid this.