Blaenavon Blues AFC

PLAYER PROFILE

NAME:-  ADAM JOHNSON

NICKNAME:- KESLER

FAVOURITE POSITION:- STANDARD

FOOTBALL AMBITION:- TO PLAY RUGBY

FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :-  MAN UTD

FAVOURITE PLAYER:-  GARY PLAYER

COLLEGE COURSE:- PONTYPOOL

FAVOURITE MUSIC:-JA RULE

FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- TWO AND A HALF MEN

FAVOURITE ACTOR:- ROBERT DE NIRO

FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- JESSICA ALBA (WEHAY!!!)

FAVOURITE FILM:- THE GODFATHER

GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- WHEN J.T.COULD HAVE WON THE CUP, BUT HE F@#*ED IT UP!

FUNNIEST MEMORY:- WATCHING EPIC MOVIE

PLAYER PROFILE

NAME:-  ALEX BULL

NICKNAME:- BULLY

FAVOURITE POSITION:- CENTRE HALF

FOOTBALL AMBITION:- PLAY FOR LIVERPOOL

FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :-  LIVERPOOL

FAVOURITE PLAYER:-  STEVE GERRARD

COLLEGE COURSE:- A LEVELS

FAVOURITE MUSIC:- INDIE/ ROCK

FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- FAMILY GUY/ MOCK THE WEEK

FAVOURITE ACTOR:- LUKE WATKINS WHEN HE SULKS

FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- KEIRA KNIGHTLY

FAVOURITE FILM:- LONGEST YARD

GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- ISTANBUL 2005

FUNNIEST MEMORY:- TURNING UP EARLY FOR TRAINING

PLAYER PROFILE

NAME:-  BRAD JONES

NICKNAME:- BJ (B##W JOB)

FAVOURITE POSITION:- MIDFIELD

FOOTBALL AMBITION:- TO BE WORLD THAI BOXING CHAMPION

FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :-  LIVERPOOL

FAVOURITE PLAYER:-  TORRES

COLLEGE COURSE:- GWYNLLYW 6^TH FORM

FAVOURITE MUSIC:- DANCE

FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- THE X FACTOR

FAVOURITE ACTOR:- WILL SMITH

FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- ANGELINA JOLIE

FAVOURITE FILM:- M.I.L.F. HUNTER

GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- LOSING IN THE U12s CUP FINAL

FUNNIEST MEMORY:- HAVING A 22 MAN BRAWL (MAYBE LESS, FAGGOT JONESY WOULDN’T FIGHT)

PLAYER PROFILE

NAME:-  CRAIG TANNER

NICKNAME:- TICK TICK BOOM

FAVOURITE POSITION:- LEFT MIDFIELD

FOOTBALL AMBITION:- NOTHING

FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :-  MAN UTD

FAVOURITE PLAYER:-  RYAN GIGGS

JOB:- P & P

FAVOURITE MUSIC:- R & B

FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- SUPER SUNDAY (SKY SPORTS)

FAVOURITE ACTOR:- JIM CAREY

FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- JENNA JAMESON

FAVOURITE FILM:- I AM LEGEND

GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- GETTING TO THE U12 CUP FINAL

FUNNIEST MEMORY:- SEEING BRAD SORTING OUT A COED EVA PLAYER.

PLAYER PROFILE

NAME:-  JAMES COX

NICKNAME:- JIM

FAVOURITE POSITION:- (Totally censored but if you add 43 and 26)

FOOTBALL AMBITION:- TO BE AS GOOD AS DAZZA (or does he mean Gazza)

FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :-  LIVERPOOL

FAVOURITE PLAYER:-  DEAN YEMM

COLLEGE COURSE:- PONTYPOOL A LEVELS

FAVOURITE MUSIC:- CLASSICAL, R & B, DANCE

FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- CELEBRITY LOVE ISLAND

FAVOURITE ACTOR:- ADAN SANDLER

FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- ABI TITMUS

FAVOURITE FILM:- DILDO FIGHTS 1, 2 & 3. (4 WAS RUBBISH)

GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- TAKING OUT 156 AGAINST TANNER!

FUNNIEST MEMORY:- SMASHING A BALL INTO PHIL PARRY’S FACE AND NEARLY KILLING HIM!

PLAYER PROFILE

NAME:-  JONATHAN WHITE

NICKNAME:- JONA

FAVOURITE POSITION:- ANYWHERE

FOOTBALL AMBITION:- TO PLAY UNDER DEAN YEMM

FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :-  MAN UTD

FAVOURITE PLAYER:-  DOYKE (Second team legend & karaoke king of the cellar)

COLLEGE COURSE:- CROSS KEYS

FAVOURITE MUSIC:- ONKA JUDGE (X FACTOR REJECT)

FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- ROSS KEMP ON GANGS THE MILK

FAVOURITE ACTOR:- LESLIE NIELSON

FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- JULIE ANDREWS

FAVOURITE FILM:- NAKED GUN ( and THE SOUND OF MUSIC but don’t tell anyone)

GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL 2008

FUNNIEST MEMORY:- JONESY SCRAPPING WITH A PONTNEWYDD PLAYER

PLAYER PROFILE

NAME:-  LUKE WATKINS

NICKNAME:- DOUGLAS, WOKKO, MINT CARD

FAVOURITE POSITION:- STRIKER, CENTRE OF MIDFIELD

FOOTBALL AMBITION:- TO PLAY 90mins WITHOUT SULKING ONCE

FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :-  LIVERPOOL

FAVOURITE PLAYER:-  DAN CARTER (EGG CHASER)

COLLEGE COURSE:- A LEVELS, CROSSKEYS

FAVOURITE MUSIC:- INDIE

FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- I’M A SULKER GET ME OUT OF HERE!

FAVOURITE ACTOR:- MYSELF, I AM THE BEST, ESPECIALLY ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD

FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- MYSELF AGAIN, ESPECIALLY WITH MY RED HAIR AND LIP PIERCING

FAVOURITE FILM:- ANY SAW FILM

GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- PLAYING RUGBY FOR SOUTH WALES (EGG CHASER)

FUNNIEST MEMORY:- WAKING UP LAUGHING ONE MORNING, HAVING DREAMT THAT I PLAYED 90mins WITHOUT SULKING. (WHAT AN IMPOSSIBLE DREAM!)

PLAYER PROFILE

NAME:-  MATTHEW COX

NICKNAME:- COXY

FAVOURITE POSITION:- RIGHT MIDFIELD (WINGER)

FOOTBALL AMBITION:-  TO WIN A FOOTBALL TROPHY

FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :-  LIVERPOOL

FAVOURITE PLAYER:-  ASHLEY YOUNG, LUIS GARCIA

JOB:- TEMPORARY FINANCE ASSISTANT

FAVOURITE MUSIC:- THE SCRIPT, AKON, NE-YO

FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- FAMILY GUY

FAVOURITE ACTOR:- WILL SMITH

FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- JENNIFER ANNISTON

FAVOURITE FILM:- KIDULTHOOD & ADULTHOOD

GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- GERRARD SCORING THE 3^rd GOAL IN THE WIN AGAINST OLYMPIAKOS TO QUALIFY FOR THE NEXT ROUND OF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE IN THE 2004/05 SEASON

FUNNIEST MEMORY:- WATCHING BARNSLEY BEAT CHELSEA IN THE 2008 FA CUP QUARTER FINAL. (WHO LOST TO BARNSLEY IN THE PREVIOUS ROUND MATT ?)

PLAYER PROFILE

NAME:-  JACK PARRY

NICKNAME:- JP or PAZZA

FAVOURITE POSITION:- WHEREVER I’M PUT (COACHES PET!)

FOOTBALL AMBITION:-  U18’S TO FINISH IN THE TOP HALF OF THE TABLE

FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :-  MANCHESTER UNITED

FAVOURITE PLAYER:- OWAIN TUCKER

JOB/COLLEGE:- ST ALBANS 6^th FORM

FAVOURITE MUSIC:- INDIE, ROCK

FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- MOCK THE WEEK

FAVOURITE ACTOR:- WILL SMITH

FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- CAMERON DIAZ

FAVOURITE FILM:- CASINO ROYALE

GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL 2007

FUNNIEST MEMORY:- LIVERPOOL LOSING TO SPURS TWICE THIS SEASON (2008)

COACH PROFILE

NAME:-  Andrew Colin Jones

NICKNAME:-  Baldy

FAVOURITE POSITION:-  Vertical after 10 pints

FOOTBALL AMBITION:-  Get U18s out of the relegation zone

FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :-  Blaenavon Blues U18s

FAVOURITE PLAYER:-  No favourite U18s, they all wind me up !! (Best ever pro. Has to be Eric Cantona)

JOB :- Quality engineer/firefighter (They are both the same)

FAVOURITE MUSIC:- Anything relaxing after an afternoon with the under 18s

FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- In sickness and in health

FAVOURITE ACTOR:- Warren Mitchell (Alf Garnett) A man after my own heart.

FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- Angelina Jolie obviously

FAVOURITE FILM:- The Life of Brian, every scene is a classic.

GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- 1999 Champions league Final, make mine a treble!

FUNNIEST MEMORY:- Forgeside Rugby Club after the Cantona cup final (1996) lots of happy/sad faces in the club that day. Apparently, that day is the record for takings over the bar, including boxing days. It was quite a bit messy.

PLAYER PROFILE

NAME:-  MICHAEL JONES

NICKNAME:- CHOPPER

FAVOURITE POSITION:- CENTRE BACK/CENTRE MIDFIELD

FOOTBALL AMBITION:- PLAY FOR LIVERPOOL

FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :-  LIVERPOOL

FAVOURITE PLAYER:-  ZINEDINE ZIDANE

COLLEDGE COURSE:- IT/MATHS

FAVOURITE MUSIC:- ANYTHING

FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- TOP GEAR

FAVOURITE ACTOR:- STEVE McQUEEN

FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- JESSICA ALBA

FAVOURITE FILM:- THE ITALIAN JOB (ORIGINAL)

GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- WINNING UNDER 12’s CUP FINAL

FUNNIEST MEMORY:- JACK PARRY’S HAIRCUT

PLAYER PROFILE

NAME:-  Alex Jones

NICKNAME:-  Jonesy

FAVOURITE POSITION:- Up front

FOOTBALL AMBITION:-  To play for Fairfield

FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :-  Man Utd

FAVOURITE PLAYER:- Paul Scholes (& Adam Johnson)

JOB:- Apprentice electrician

FAVOURITE MUSIC:- Indie Rock (Kings of Leon)

FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- Soccer AM

FAVOURITE ACTOR:- Tom Hanks

FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- Cameron Diaz

FAVOURITE FILM:- Saving Private Ryan

GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- 2007 Champions League Final

FUNNIEST MEMORY:- watching Liverpool lose to Barnsley 2007 FA Cup

(Who’s son is he??????)