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My Demons

Kage (12/14/03)

Kage is a cat demon and the elder sibling of the family. He can only exist in the shadows.
His neon eyes are visible right before he attacks you and drags you to the lowest depth of hell...
of course you're safe if you're in some light but when the light dies off so will you.

Tobu-Gaikotsu (12/14/03)

Tobu-Gaikotsu is the middle child of the family. Though when ranked in lust for blood and death he is above his siblings.
Tobu sustains himself by spilling blood every chance he can and savoring each drop of it.
Death follows Tobu wherever he goes that he's sometimes mistaken as the "Grim Reaper",
but unlike grim who takes those whose time is up, Tobu decides if the time is up...
whichever pitiful fool comes across him will always be the one who's time is up.

Kumo-Zugaikotsu (12/14/03)

Kumo-Zugaikotsu is the youngest of her brother, and the twin counterpart of Tobu-Gaikotsu.
Kumo is a spider/skeleton demon who maks her webs in the darkest corners.
She waits there until her prey appears and with quick agility traps it in her web of poison and devours it alive...
she takes pleasure in hearing its painful screams in every kill she does.

My Nytemares

Sam (06/17/04)

Sam, well how can you resist his bright smile? He likes to remind you why you should never douse your face in kerosene,
and then try to balance a lit match on your nose...it's just not a good idea. He's got an appetite for
human flesh so if you see him in your nightmares it's not suggested you hang around to see what he wants.
You'll wake up with half your face torn off....be sure to wave hello though...he's polite enough to smile so greet him as you run away.

The Crypt Keeper (06/17/04)

He doesn't require an explanation...young and old know who the Crypt Keeper is, and all the stories he holds within his maggot infested mind.
Be cautious as you wander in the darkness, for you may be playing a lead role in one of the Crypt Keepers ghost stories...

Notice

These two are red taped as escape risks for managing to escape from their cells recently.
Don't go to sleep after visiting this page because you never know if they escaped and they
have been deprived of human flesh for far too long. Just be careful, this counts as a disclaimer.

My Loons

Bruce (06/17/04)

Bruce used to be a talent scout for The Klan;
now he suffers from the delusion that he is the Son Of God
and has become addicted to bread and wine.

Pierre (06/17/04)

Pierre believes that he is Napoleon Bonaparte
and likes bopping the night away in leather bars.

Ralph (06/17/04)

Yeah Ralph! Shake that deranged cat ass!

Michael Jackson (06/17/04)

During an abusive childhood, most of it spent in appallingly luxurious homes,
his brutal father beat every inch of black off his skin and ridiculed his acne.
Jackson has a detachable nose and pubic parasites which cause him to grab his crotch in public...
and here he can be seen repeating what he remembers his father doing...now he has a home amongst his kind.

Charlie (06/17/04)

Charlie had a thriving career in the movies but couldn't make the transition to the new 'Talkies'.
Disappointed and embittered, he set up a political party founded upon the hatred of all things 'New-ish".
When a dyslexic printer mixed up his N's and J's, the consequences were more than Charlie could live with;
his mind buckled and he later sank to working for George W. Bush as a speech-writer.

Notice
Bruce, the wannabe messiah, has been red taped as an escape risk for pulling the same stunt
that the biblical son of god did. He failed to make it to three days though so he'll be punished
by having to kiss the foot of each and every person that comes here. He isn't a danger to
anyone's mental or physical health so no worries there. Just let him kiss your feet.