Quotes

Here are a bunch of different types of quotes that you can use however you want! All the newest quotes are listed at the top of their category's list. Enjoy!

Types of quotes:

 Insults

 Fun & Random

  Movies & TV

  Friendship

There aren't too many here yet but I hope to have a very large collection of different types of quotes here soon so keep checking back!

3 out of 2 people don't understand fractions.

Do the noises inside my head bother you?

Don't interupt me when I'm talking to myself!

If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk!

I knew there was something wrong when my imaginary friends wouldn't play with me...

You're just jelous cuz the little voices talk to me!

Don't type to me in that tone of font!

Even if the voices are not real...they have some pretty good ideas.

When you're right no one remembers... when you're wrong no one forgets.

I may not always be right but I am never wrong...

Ok, ok, ok I understand....... wait what?!

One night I dreamt I ate a 10 pound marshmellow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train!

I'm not a blond...I'm knot, I'm knot, I'm knot!!

Squirrels...nature's little speed bumps.

Son of a nutcracker!  -Elf

Dinner...it's the french word for evening meal.  -A Series of Unfortunate Events

Roast Beef...it's the swedish term for beef that is roasted!  -A Series of Unfortunate Events

I think I'm gunna join an I hate turkey club... although I do love a turkey club! -Friends

There's no need to call me "sir" professor.. -Harry Potter (book)

Wotcher Harry -Harry Potter (book)

I'm not smiling cuz you're funny. I'm smiling because you'll be dead someday.

Mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you they can't laugh either!

Every pretty girl has an ugly friend... that's why you're MY friend.

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

Hey I like your shirt. I was gunna get the same one but the garbage truck was driving to fast.

Everytime I see you, you make me want to smile.... then point and laugh!!

Where on your birth cirtificate did it say life was fair?

Everyone's entitled to be a little stupid, but you're abusing the priviledge!