1. If there were two bananas sitting on the counter, one purple, the other blue. Which would you trust more to eat.
the blue cause it would taste like ocean.
2.Have you ever been out of your state?
yes. and country. went to japan when i was 14. it pwned.
3.What color do you hate most?
not any one in particular, but i hate combinations like baby blue and yellow. -barf-
4.What do people do that annoys you?
too many to list :-P but umm...maybe when you're standing and waiting in a restraunt or at school and people walk past really close to you. or here's a mini rant, while i'm on topic...i HATE when i'm at school in my car,i'll park at the far end of the campus lot where NO ONE is parked at the moment with plenty of spaces closer to the buildings and around me, having a smoke before a lecture and some random fucker will always park right next to me...so then i can't relax, thinking i'll have some self righteous douche come up and tell me that it's bad.
5. Do you drink out of straws frequently?
crazy straws. fuck yeah!
6. Do you watch music videos?
hellz yeah! my current fav...a tad off of my metal and j-rock path. oh well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM_-L4tOQkg
7.How many hours a day are you on the computer?
more then i should but at the same time not enough. i tend to have kicks where i'm on all the time, then barely any at all. i'm weird like that.
8.What would you do in your life if the sense of being perverted in a good way didn't exist?
oh shit that's profound...i would be perverted in a bad way...would be my profound rebuttal. i dunno, someone once told me that perverted comments only arise because there's nothing else to say. so i either don't have alot of intelligent things to say, or i have a lot of useless things to say. lol
9.What would you do if there were no such things as banana suits?
either invent them and make millions, or run around dressed as a power ranger!
10.Rank these games in order and explain why: Halo, Haze, Bioshock.
oh shit, my first hugest vice! anyways,
1.bioshock (you run around altering your DNA and fighting freaks with broken british accents and giant old fashion dive suits with drill arms that are commanded by demonic little girls....oh did i mention the joy of having live bees form hives in your arms and you can make them attack your foes?!!?!?! "ahhh!!! the beees!!!" gets me hot every time.)
2.halo (i mean, it's classic run and gun...there's no finesse involved. has a decent storyline, but you don't play halo 2 or 3 for the story, online is where it's at! ...unless you're like me and palyed through the story just to get special armor.)
3.haze (well this clunker about killed my computer but i got through it. it was nothing but action and telling about how you're a junkie to this "nectar" i don't wanna ruin anything but when you shoot their nectar tanks on their backs LULZ ensue.)
11.Has there been a porn video you have never seen?
quite a few actually...i'm getting behind :-P no time with work and school.
12.What do you think about conservative girls?
they conserve! ...more to the point,i'm undecided. emotionally, a relationship would be rough if the man isn't or what have you. physically, no. just no.women's bodies arn't ment to cover in sweaters and scrubs. my whole deal is a woman must be open to almost anything, i'm not saying she has to be a skankho, but she can't be the next mother teresa either.lol
13.Why are you so awesome?
because i'm the goddamn batman!
14.how can you be so straightfoward?
i don't listen to that voice in my head very well...he tells me not to jump off the bridge, i climb up higher and do a backflip.
15.what type of pens or pencils do you use?
mostly pens. and they have to be the clicky kind. cause the other kind i always end up either losing the cap or using it as a projectile.
16.do you like to color?
nope :-P
17.what kind of candy would like on halloween?
watermelon jollyranchers and banana laffy taffy
18.If you were to have sex, what colour condom would you use?
glow in the dark because sometimes you need a little light and that's the only way i'd get away with waving it around making light saber noises lol.
19.What FLAVOR condom?
never understood why they made flavored ones O.o but maybe bacon. it's nice to get wtf?! expressions.
20.What's the funniest insult you've ever recieved?
honestly, most people just call me a douche or ass...but i did the most epic insult to my brother at his wedding. ok, he was telling everyone how happy he was and shit on stage at the reception and he pissed me off the night before because i was "too young" to watch the stripper, so when it was time for me, the best man to give a speech i said as serious as i had ever been "you know he banged the stripper, right?" and walked off...room was completely silent. so the dj started playing some random song. but i lol'd so hard and my brother is still pissed 4 years later.
21.Any specific sex toys, Logan?
hell yeah! i bought the trojan vibrating end from late night tv...but i never figured out how to use it other than making it hard to point.
22.what affected your beliefs and opinions today, like and event, people or whatever
as cliched as it sounds, i've seen it all. death, birth, idleness, action, whatever. as for my opinions, it's all gut instinct. i probably contradict myself more than any other human, but life is a contradiction...we're all born to die.
23.What would you do if you woke up in some alternate universe with absolutely no women in existence?
no bagel would be sacred! or just go for j-rockers...they look close enough at least :-P
24.What's your favorite color?
*hint hint*
25.Have you found your n00dz? XD
yes.they are in a very secret place in the seventh circle of hell guarded by 18 sasquatches armed with rocket propelled chainsaws. it's my emergency stash.
26.Nintendo, X-Box, or Playstation?
i certainly love my xbox360...but nintendo owns on so many levels
27.What question would offend you?
i don't think any question would offend me because i like to give answers...even if they arn't right. lol
28.ever played with dolls?
....they were action figures!
29.owned any action figures?
hellz yeah! i once fashioned a giant rocket to a g.i. joe with a parachute...but the parachute caught fire and molded to his skin.
30.wore a dress?
nope, not even drunk lol
31.ate..... pho?
yup! it's pretty damn good.
32.If you had to choose...would you rather sneak into a girl's locker room disguised as a girl? Or sneak into a girl's locker room as a guy and have a 50% chance of the girls letting you stay?
well for one, i'd make one ugly ass girl and two, i can guarantee 100% they would not let me stay. i'd opt for being invisible, but only if i wanted to see what undies they were wearing. cause it's nothing like in the movies with massages, and breast comparisons.
33.Have you ever walked into a window or a glass door thinking there was nothing there?
lol yeah i took out a whole screen door once. which is even worse because you can actually see it >.<
34.WHAT DOES IT SAY, VEGETA?
i dunno, i lost my scouter :-P
35.Alright, what would you do if you were trapped in the crossfire of Piccolo, Vegeta, Goku, and Buu?
as long as none of them are over 9000 i'll be ok! or whip out my scoped,silenced, handgun,katana,crowbar!
36.what makes you, YOU?
metal pounding during times that should be peaceful, bears with guns fighting trex's flying jets,multiple headshots, vikings pillaging skyscrapers, monkey knife fights, someone eating alot, and most of all love.
37.Funniest text you've ever recieved?
"you're welcome to come to my cuddle party everyone from school is comming...we have a tarp and everything!" ...i lol'd so hard.WTF is the tarp for?!
38.How many fingers am I holding up?? =D
i don't even know if you have hands...you could have hooks for all i know O.o
39.where is your favourite place and why?
ehh i don't really have a favorite place...more of a rambler. i do fancy my couch quite a bit though.
40.Are you America's next top model?
maybe underwear model...i tall slender and in shape like the models on the packages.
41.The craziest thing you have done to get a girl's attention?
"lost" my pants.
42.What's the least likely thing you'll do in your life?
turn into a giant raccoon.
43.Who's the person in your life you care least about?
my history teacher...the bitch wouldn't accept my paper because i had to turn it in a day early because i had a dentist appointment.
44.Normal mermaid, or Reverse mermaid? (reverse mermaid is fish on top, then human from the waist down)
they both would smell very fishy so either one would do. they have the parts i like at least.
45.Have you ever had Sarsaparilla Soda?
i wouldn't be a proper missourian if i hadn't. silver dollar city FTW!
46.How does one shot web?
you have to make the "i love you" sign!
47.Ever been in bed for 24 hours or more?
yup...i'm that lazy.
48.Why is your name Logan?
my name means "from the hollow" so you pervs can lol at that. but, also because at that point in time there wern't alot of logans running around so it was unique
49.If you take a shit and your shit smells like a condom, but you didn't eat condoms and you aren't gay, what does that tell us about your personality?
means i need to stop putting stuff in my butt.
50.If you were to be a shape, What shape would you be?
a triangle because that's the shape of doritos and pizza...yum.
51.If you could go back in time and change somthing what would you change?
i would save heath ledger because i don't like the dude they have playing the next joker.
52.What color do you think of when you think of the perfect one? What smell? What taste?
color: red, smellumpkin spice or something flowery, and taste: sugar?
53.What do you think of the IRS?
they be commin' to get meh!
54.What's your social security card number? Or better yet, do you have it memorized? XD
i got it memorized you'd have to get inside me to know it. (that's gonna sound dirty)
55.What's the best thing about living in Missouri?
nothing really...cashew chicken maybe?
56.Do you believe in Santa Claus?
i believe i have no chimney...so no santa :-P
57.Do you pick your nose? If you pick your nose do you eat it afterwords?
nah i get a tissue to deal with any issues.
58.What is your view on current world affairs?
it needs to leave that doof mars and go with neptune...now there's a stud!
59.Do you have siblings, if so names, ages, relationship quality is on a need to know basis?
just my older brother who's 29 and my little sister who's 6...josh and delaney...and i get along with both...mostly.
60.what do you eat for breakfast?
for some reason i get sick if i eat anything after i wake up...that and by the time i wake up it's lunch time lol
61.Do you prefer to be in a relationship or to be single?
i do like my ladies...but i can only handle one at a time.
62.Are you hungry right now? And if you are what do you want to eat?
i'm always hungry! and i intend to eat the rest of my pizza.
63.Do you like taking pictures of yourself? I only see three on your profile.
nah, i'm non-photogenic...there's more on my myspcae if you're feeling daring.
umpkin spice or something flowery, and taste: sugar?