Name – Graham Hogg

Nickname – Hoggy

Celebrity Lookalike – Big Bird

Match Day Superstition – Getting Out of Bed.  Usually.

Favourite Player – Alberto Tomba

Favourite Other Club – Mile High

Favourite Film – Cliffhanger

Favourite Song – The Byrds – Eight Miles High

What Phrase Sums You Up – Hard work never killed anyone but why take the chance

*****

Name – Gary Bain

Nickname – Guy

Celebrity Lookalike – Donald Pleasance

Match Day Supertsitions - Bookings, Sendings Off, Red Mist, Relegating Hamilton with 20 yard diving headers

Favourite Players – Alex Rae

Favourite Other Club – The Steelmen

Favourite Film – Rambo

Favourite Song – Paul Simon - Still Crazy After All These Years

What Phrase Sums You Up – You Only Live Twice, Mr Bond. You only Live Twice.

*****

Name – Kevin Paton

Nickname – Big Kev I

Celebrity Lookalikes - Roy Aitken 1979 and Rio Ferdinand 2004

Match Day Superstition – Pride in obscure Soft Rock CD Collection

Favourite Player – Jon Bon Jovi

Favourite Other Club – The Cathouse

Favourite Film – Mrs Doubtfire

Favourite Song – Happy Mondays – Kinky Afro

What Phrase Sums You Up – Im struggling for training.  (see also Brian Donnachie)

 *****

Name – Ronald Copeland

Nickname – Ronaldo

Celebrity Lookalike – Mr Darcy

Match Day Superstition – Injuring team-mates with his pointy elbows

Favourite Player – Fernando Ricksen

Favourite Other Club – The Jockey Club

Favourite Film – Pride & Prejudice

Favourite Song – Mousse T - Horny

What Phrase Sums You Up – I am going on holiday in a couple of weeks

*****

Name – Alan Miller

Nickname – Mills

Celebrity Lookalike – Michael Owen

Match Day Superstition – Going AWOL for a week and being vague about whether or not he will be available on a Saturday

Favourite Player – Barry Ferguson

Favourite Other Club – The Priory

Favourite Film – Whisky Galore

Favourite Song – Pink – You Make Me Sick

What Phrase Sums You Up – Come on boys, we are better than this lot.

Nickname –Big Red

Celebrity Lookalike – Chris Evans

Match Day Superstition – Rolling on the ground to check danger level of the surface

Favourite Player – Gordon Strachan

Favourite Other Club – Partick Thistle

Favourite Film – Jackass The Movie

Favourite Song – Busted – What I Go To School For

What Phrase Sums You Up – Ill see you outside

Nickname – Ohmsy Potter

Celebrity Lookalike – The Boy Wizard

Match Day Superstition – Disposable Philosophy

Favourite Player – Eric Cantona

Favourite Other Club - The Magic Circle

Favourite Film – Harry Patel and the Philosophers Stone

Favourite Song – Skee-Lo - I Wish I Was A Little Bit Taller

What Phrase Sums You Up – When The Seagulls follow the Trawler, It is a Journey.

*****

Name – Peter Woods

Nickname – Woodsy

Celebrity Lookalike – Rob Brydon (Marion & Geoff)

Match Day Superstition – Getting there early to put the nets up

Favourite Player – Neil Lennon

Favourite Other Club – Kensitas Club

Favourite Film - Dave Bassett, England Manager

Favourite Song – Alexander O’Neill - Trapped

What Phrase Sums You Up – Lets Go For A Run, whilst keeping it positive

*****

Name – Stuart Glover

Nickname – Mr Gloverman

Celebrity Lookalike – Cyril Sneer from TV’s “The Racoons”

Match Day Superstition – PMT and weather forecast themed half-time outbursts. 

Favourite Player – Gary Player

Favourite Other Club – The Western Club

Favourite Film – Gone With The Wind

Favourite Song – A-ha – Cry Wolf

What Phrase Sums You Up – This will be my last season.  Although I have just bought a new pair of boots.

*****

Name – Mark Wilson

Nickname – Wiggles (although he has been trying to phase that out since 1991)

Celebrity Lookalike – Ford Kiernan

Match Day Superstition – Injuring Vinnie, sitting on trophies

Favourite Player – John Clark

Favourite Other Club – Legs N Co

Favourite Film – Planes, Trains & Automobiles

Favourite Song – Small Faces – If I were a Carpenter

What Phrase Sums You Up – Hauw You, Ya Wee Gonk.

*****

Name – Yusef Patel

Nickname – Jossy, Yussy, Youssi, Useless, Yufus, and sometime Scobie.

Celebrity Lookalike - Sam Eagle

Match Day Superstition – Wearing Full Highland Dress for pre-season friendlies

Favourite Player - Player De Las Americas

Favourite Other Club – Jacobs Orange Club

Favourite Film – The Man With no Name

Favourite Song – Black Sabbath – Keep it Warm

What Phrase Sums You Up – I wish people could get my name right at least once ever

*****

Name – Kevin Connolly

Nickname – Big Kev II

Celebrity Lookalike - Dave McPherson

Match Day Superstition – Going to 2 day weddings on a Friday

Favourite Player – Ted McMinn

Favourite Other Club – Diamond Dolls

Favourite Film – Lord of The Flies

Favourite Song – Jethro Tull – Like a Long Tall Girl

What Phrase Sums You Up – Cmon the Bwliggs

*****

Name – Craig Rafferty

Nickname – Riffy

Bejewelled Celebrity Lookalike – Mr T

Match Day Superstition – As much weight of bangles and necklaces as his knee can support

Favourite Player – Ian Durrant

Favourite Other Club – Club International

Favourite Film – The Invisible Man

Favourite Song - Spandau Pallet - Gold!

What Phrase Sums You Up – I ain’t getting in no plane, fool.  Bling Bling.

*****

Name – Alan Johnston

Nickname – Al Jay

Celebrity Lookalikes - Darren Jackson and Johnny Vaughan

Match Day Superstition – Having a bath in other peoples houses

Favourite Player – Player D’Ingles, Gran Canaria.  But not the gay bit.

Favourite Other Club – Tropicana

Favourite Film – Hunt for Red October, Das Boot. Generally anything involving subs

Favourite Song – Stereophonics – Mr Writer

What Phrase Sums You Up – Has Anyone not paid me yet?

*****

Name – Alexander Young

Nickname – Zander, Zee

Celebrity Lookalike – Zinedane Zidane

Match Day Superstition – bathing his feet in the team drinking water supply. Being led astray by Dave C

Favourite Player – Zinedine Zidane, Zubizeretta

Favourite Other Club – 7^th Heaven

Favourite Film – Zorro

Favourite Song - Rolling Stones - Midnight Rambler

What Phrase Sums You Up – Ok! I’ve scored my 3 goals, can I go home now?

*****

Name – Dave Critchley

Nickname – Mowgli

Celebrity Lookalike – Ignacio Nacho Novo

Match Day Superstition – 14 Smirnoff Ice no longer than 4 hours before kick off.

Favourite Player – Paul Gascoigne, George Best

Favourite Other Club – Truffle

Favourite Film – Playmate of the Apes

Favourite Song – Beautiful South – Old Red Eyes is Back

What Phrase Sums You Up – No Peter, I wasn’t out last night. Hic.

*****

Name – David Hogg

Nickname – Hasselhoff

Celebrity Lookalike - The Hoff

Match Day Superstition – Wearing Red Shorts and having a talking car

Favourite Player – Stanley Matthews

Favourite Other Club – Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

Favourite Film – Knight Rider

Favourite Song – Proclaimers – King of The Road

That Phrase Sums You Up – Did I mention that I have a talking car?