

The Tractor Owners Ten Commandments
1. Thou shall not store thy tractor out of doors, except for thy modern iron.
2. Thou shall not covet thy neighbours tractors, nor his workshop, nor his battery charger.
3. Thou shall not covet thy tractor more than the wife and children, as much but not more.
4. Thou shalt not read “Tractor and Machinery” on company time as thy employer makes it possible to continue thy tool payments.
5. Thou shalt not despise thy neighbours Farmall, nor his John Deere, nor even his Ferguson.
6. Thou shalt not allow thy daughters or sons to get married during the holy days when there are tractor rallies.
7. Thou shalt not deceive the wife into thinking that thou art taking her for a romantic Sunday drive when indeed thou are going to look at another tractor.
8. Thou shalt not promise thy wife a new extensin to thy house and then use it to restore tractors.
9. Thou shalt not tell thy spouse the entire cost of the restoration, at least not at the same time.
10. Thou shalt not buy the wife a trolley jack for Christmas.





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