Hiya
'am back.....
Well I wasn't supposed to 'ave been away. Yer see what happened was......... about 2 year ago now..... 'a went ter the Burbank Nurse with a problem!
It was a bit late like 'an when 'a came back from the loo, they'd locked me in so 'a hid in this old haversack !! .... Turns out that the haversack belonged ter the nurse. Well... I didn't know he was also in the TA !! ...........................When 'a woke up I was at 30,000 foot in the back of a Hercules.... yer know, one o them troop carrier planes..... He'd packed his sack to go off to Affgani-Stan with the army for two years............................................. and 'ave just got back !!!
Mind you, cleared me leg ulcers, not the nurse - the flippin climate !! All salt, sand and UV Light 24 Hours a day...... we should have a pleasure beach 'ere in Burbank if yer ask me. An' where's all me family........ Me owse was all boarded up 'cos I hadn't paid me rent, well not me yer understand - the DSS - who thought I'd died or some-at' !! Me kids are 'in care' and me missus was last seen doin' aerobics with some fitness freak called Helga or Heiker of somethin' like that !!
Anyhow, I just got back after two years to yer Good Neighbours Day and a' see that accountant chap still lives 'ere and was out with his cameras again. 'A think 'e asked our MP on the day if he wanted 'elp with his Tax Return Forms !!!
'aye...... a still knows what's been going on 'cos yer all kept writing to the Nurse, so I just sneeked a look at all 'is letters to keep meself up to date.
Them Army Boys out there are doin' us all proud - we should be thankful for all they're doing for us....... don't forget 'em....... In fact it's good ter see that yer all getting a commemorative garden built to remember all those of the old town and all those who've served us well in the last 100 years...
'Can't wait to get stuck in on this NEW Supercentre ya all talkin' about. I've read the MORRISH files an' they're spot on if yer ask me......
I'll ave ter clean up this site now so it'll come to life again soon with more up to date stuff..... yer aven't seen the last o me yet !!!
See Ya's
Billy
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