"Ashlee, your not punk!" -about ashlee simpson wearing a shirt that read 'punk' across it
"I think we've grown alot through the years, i mean not everyone can be as lucky as we are..." -about the relase of their ninth album, "American Idiot"
"I love being on tour and being on the road and meeting fans and shit like that, but i also get homesick alot"
"can you play my guitar?! who the hell do you think you are of course you cant play My guitar!"
"Are you canadian? Oh, okay, 'cause you're sure as hell acting like one right now."
"All saints are gonna be there? Tre, you might get laid!"
VH1's Behind the Music: "We put the fun back in dysfunctional."
VH1's Behind the Music: "You say it to my face, you might be pickin' yourself off the ground."
"[Our 'Waiting' video] was totally a failure. [MTV] doesn't show any videos anymore. If we had a booty video - if we had, like, McG, with girls shaking their ass in the video -- it would probably get played. Actually, I am just really bitter right now."
"It's fun until someone gets hurt...then it's halarious."
"Punk rock is dead...and I fucking killed it."
"Minority is about being an individual. It's like you have to sift through the darkness to find your place and be that individual you want to be your entire life."
"You think your life is tough? Try being a parent!"
"I'm not gonna say anything inspirational; I'm just gonna fucking swear a lot."
"They have bad taste. I am not a good-looking guy."
"School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, and nobodies perfect, so why practice?"
"I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman."
"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."
"I think the little bush is a bit stupid and more or less the puppet of his old man."
"I fucking hate Lynyrd Skynyrd, I've always hated Lynyrd Skynyrd. Fuckin' backwards ass hillbilly shit."
"B-I-L-L-I-E J-O-E. My real name is Billie Joe. And it's southern, my moms from Oklahoma and that's how I got the name."
"Well, you know, I look at myself in the morning and yes, yeah I-I am a God."
"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!'
"It's my fucking life and you know what nobody invited you...so there's the door...see ya!"
"When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it."
"The darkness is coming now god dammit!"
"My mom was from Oklahoma, hence the name Billie Joe...It's not William Joseph it's just Billie Joe."
"They sound like Tré choking on a hair ball." (Slipknot)
"Just about 99% of the population masturbates while the other 1%, lie about it."
"This song's off our album. It's called Kerplunk. It's kind of in line with the shit thing, ya know, it's like you take a dookie and it kerplunks in the toilet."
"What? You can heckle me if you want, it's okay I won't understand!" (at a foreign concert)
"'Welcome to Montreal-- fuck you', would be a good sign at your highways."
"Ah, if someone falls down, please pick him back up cuz it doesn't mean that there's a fuckin' camera in your face that you don't have to lookout for each other."
"Yeah fuck me! I wish all of you could fuck me!
"A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. you're a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?"
"Never run in the rain with your socks on."
"I never thought that being obnoxious would get me where I am now."
"Aw, how the fuck are you all doin' tonight?... That's what I fuckin' wanted to hear, goddamnit!"
"I'm not as depressed as I used to be. The Prozac's working!"
"I hate celebrities. I really hate them."
"I actually have less friends now than I ever had."
"I'm still wearing the pants I had in the eleventh grade."
"Our passion is our strength."
"I got body lice in Gremany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid."
