NOTICE TO ALL THAT VISIT BIGWOODS
SINCE WE OPENED ON JULY 25TH OF 2008 MUCH HAS BEEN LEARNED ABOUT HOW WE CHOOSE TO RUN THE PLACE. LESSONS HAVE COME AT A PRICE AS MOST DO. SOME HAVE BEEN EASY FIXES WHILE OTHERS HAVE REQUIRED QUITE A BIT OF HEAD SCRATCHING. FROM THIS POINT FORWARD I WOULD BE REMISS IN MY DUTIES IF I DIDN'T BRING ALL OF YOU UP TO SPEED ON SOME OF THE THINGS THAT HAVE BECOME SOME OF THE MAJOR ISSUES THAT WE HAVE ADDRESSED.
WITH 3000 ACRES THERE IS NO WAY THAT WE CAN BE EVERYWHERE TO HOLD THE HAND OF THE PEOPLE WITH SMALL BRAINS TO HELP THEM THROUGH THE TOUGH DESCISIONS THAT COME THEIR WAY.
EXAMPLE:
Q:MY BEER CAN IS EMPTY,WHAT DO I DO NOW WITH THE CAN?
A:PUT IT IN YOUR COOLER DUMBASS. IT FIT FULL..SURELY IT WILL FIT EMPTY.
Q:I CAME ALL THE WAY UP THE LOGGING TRAIL AND LUCIFER LANE AND IT WAS TOO ROUGH FOR ME TO RIDE BACK DOWN. WHAT DO I DO NOW?
A:TEAR DOWN BARBED WIRE & DRIVE THE HIGHWAY?
B:BUST DOWN TREES NEAR THE HIGHWAY AND THEN RIDE DOWN THE ROAD?
OR
C: TURN AROUND AND TAKE MY LUMPS..GO BACK THE WAY I CAME AND REMEBER THAT WHAT GOES UP THE LOGGING TRAIL MUST COME DOWN.
THE ANSWER IS "C" ALTHOUGH THE OTHER TWO OPTIONS HAVE BEEN OCCURING WAY TOO OFTEN. WE HAVE PLENTY OF FOLKS THAT DON'T WANT US TO BE OPEN AND RIDING YOUR ATV DOWN THE HIGHWAY AND BACK DOWN THE ROAD THROUGH THE FRONT GATE JUST ISN'T GOING TO CUT IT ANYMORE. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IT IS AGAINST THE LAW TO RUN AN MACHINE DOWN THE PAVEMENT.
WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE NEXT TOPIC...
DRINKING ALCOHOL.
IF YOU ARE NOT 21 YEARS OLD IT IS ILLEGAL.
IF YOU GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO ISN'T 21 YOU ARE BREAKING THE LAW.
IF YOU DRINK SO MUCH ALCOHOL EVEN IF YOU ARE 21 AT BIGWOODS AND ACT LIKE A DUMBASS...
YOU WILL BE KICKED OUT!!!
LAST BUT CERTIANLY NOT LEAST....DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED IS AGAINST THE LAW.
THE NORTH CAROLINA HIGHWAY PATROL AND THE BRUNSWICK COUNTY SHERRIFFS OFFICE ARE WORKING HAND IN HAND WITH US HERE AT BIGWOODS TO MAKE SURE THAT LEAVING OUR PROPERTY DRUNK STOPS.
DON'T DO IT FOLKS..GET A DESIGNATED DRIVER.
WE ALL LIKE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AT BIGWOODS AND SAFETY IS A MUST. IF WE ALL WORK TOGETHER AND MAKE SURE NOONE BREAKS THESE RULES AND BRINGS HEAT ON US THEN THE CHANCE OF US STAYING OPEN WILL BE GREATLY INCREASED.
WHEN YOU RUN ACROSS THE FOLKS THAT ARE DOING THESE THINGS...TAKE THEM BY THE HAND AND HELP THEM. THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN BEING STUPID IS BEING DRUNK AND STUPID!!!
LET ME KNOW IF I CAN HELP..
REALLY.
PEACE AND LOVE
PORKCHOP.
