Kyle Thomas's one and only website : Actually, there were others, but they all died.

Kyle Thomas's one and only website
Actually, there were others, but they all died.

French

Ah, le langue de la France. Qu'est-ce qu'on peut dire contre ce langue? Rien. Mais, malheureusement, au cause de mon manque du savoir technical, je ne peut pas trouver les accents, alors, on doit attender que je les apprendre utiliser. Et puis, je vous ferrais des histoires amusantes.

Russian

Sadly, until I figure out how to work the Russian font into this website, this section will have to remain unfilled. Drat! Ya lyoobyoo Rooskeey. Ya lyoobyoo dawstawyevskeey.

Dutch

Het kerstsms, ik war op Nederlands. Ik leib het Nederlands. vrolijke nieue jaar. Ja, avondwinkel! Ja, vondel paark!

German

Das ist meines deutsche paragraphen. Als du kanst zeien, ich sprache die deuschte nichts gut. Ich weiss zu screiben: "ich bin so blau, ich kunnst nicht zu zeien dich." und "merkst du douschen?" Das ist alles. Wen ich kunnst screiben gut deutsche, ich zal screiben.

E-Prime

I will try, in this section, to phrase everything I want to say in perfect e-prime. This may prove to be a most difficult task, however, I feel that I have a chance of success. In case you don't know it, the language E-prime removes the verb "to be" from the English language, forcing the user to find new and esciting ways of thinking and speaking. Surprisingly, this can be done with minimal effort. I think. E-prime also asks that you say whast you mean as precisely as possible. this reminds me very much of the way that my science teachers speak. I see the nefits of this, however, I doubt that it will work when I try it out loud. however, the article I just read makes a good point:If you spend most of the conversation trying to say one sentence in E-prime, you will look thoughtful, and they will think of you as quiet and smart.