Vomit Noodles is love.

This initially started when Schellen (aka Ari) and I talked about Kyo's slurred speech and how Till Lindemann of Rammstein trills his r's. This led to a Kyo/Till sex tape in one of our RPs (don't ask. xD; ). Then Ari created a character based on Kyo, named Phobia. Phobia speaks something similar to "Kyoanese". He's an Alien from the planet Hkithmusd, and his real name is totally unpronouncable. Kyo is there for some reason, and asks Phobia if he is Kyo's long-lost son.

Then from out of nowhere, I start trying to kidnap the members of Dir en Grey. It becomes an all out battle for the fate of all Japanese music stars. Bhree becomes known as "The Dark One" and each J-Rocker she steals, her power grows. It's up to what's left of D, Duel Jewel, D'espairs Ray, Dir en Grey and Antic Cafe to rescue their comrades.

Before you start reading this, what Ari and I do is completely in jest. Some of this might be our opinions, but we don't mean to offend anyone.

I present to you in it's original format, save for the occasional typo and snippets of our conversation, the Crazed J-Rock RP.

(Note that I will update this RP as I edit it, there are two more parts so far and the RP itself is not yet finished)

Ari (1:01:56 PM): I have a new OC.

Bhree (1:02:01 PM): Oooouz!

Ari (1:02:06 PM): His look is--holyshit--based on Kyo.

Ari (1:02:14 PM): http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3449/kyokera020332db.jpg In this picture.

Bhree (1:02:16 PM): I LOVE HIM ALREADY

Bhree (1:02:25 PM): DOES HE SPEAK ENGLISH OR KYOANESE?

Ari (1:02:41 PM): He's an alien. He learned how to speak English though. XD

Bhree (1:02:44 PM): Because I am the only one besides Shinya and Katie that speaks Kyoanese.

Ari (1:02:50 PM): I speak it too.

Ari (1:02:51 PM): :D.

Bhree (1:03:04 PM): Saramyai- :D Hallo, fellow extra-terrestrial.

Ari (1:03:31 PM): His name is Phobia (his real name is something insane and unpronouncable, like Akdsgkfhjgkgjgljkgjritorepmdg), he's 14 years old, 4'9", and impulsive as hell. XD

Bhree (1:04:38 PM): Burii- Hi Phobiaaa! HURARUAUHGUGHARUAH?

Ari (1:05:03 PM): Phobia: SHIBAWASHIWABABASHIWASHIWAU

Bhree (1:05:33 PM): Saramyai- My Kyoanese is rusty but I think she just said "How are you?" ...or she could have said "Fuck yo couch, nigga." >.>;

Ari (1:05:58 PM): Phobia: :D :D :D :D :D.

Ari (1:06:12 PM): Phobia wields a giant spear.

Ari (1:06:18 PM): Named Iscariot Diabolo.

Bhree (1:06:46 PM): Burii- REEEARAUARUAURUALUALUALYALYALUALUALALALRAR.

Bhree (1:07:03 PM): Saramyai- She says you should have just named the spear "Gothtard".

Ari (1:07:10 PM): Phobia: SHWIAUUSHOOREFFF

Bhree (1:07:44 PM): Burii- YABAAAJUUUUTAREIIIII! :D! -hugs him-

Ari (1:08:22 PM): Phobia: *HUGS BACK* KNZAISHOTEMNALECHIMAITARULISHTAIJASKOU!

Bhree (1:08:48 PM): Saramyai- ...I think he just said "I have genital herpes all up my back."

Ari (1:09:17 PM): No no, that was "Holy crap, I'm actually getting a hug without being punched the fuck in the face! :D"

Ari (1:09:31 PM): Because...everytime he tries to hug Mephisto...he gets punched the fuck in the face. :X

Bhree (1:09:46 PM): Burii- Kyo is so cute and froggy. xD;;

Ari (1:10:14 PM): Phobia: *pulls a leg off of a chair, begins chewing on it*

Bhree (1:11:23 PM): Saramyai- [Sheesh. He must be from...like nine galaxies awway. *___*]

Bhree (1:11:39 PM): Saramyai- -showing preggyness!-

Bhree (1:11:52 PM): Burii- OMG GIN GIVE UR WOMAN A HUG.

Ari (1:12:01 PM): Phobia: *suddenly stops chewing on the chair leg, curls up into a fetal position, and falls asleep*

Ari (1:12:03 PM): Gin: *HUG!*

Bhree (1:12:34 PM): Saramyai- :D -carrying his shinigami fetus-

Ari (1:12:54 PM): Phobia: ....baby. :>

Bhree (1:12:59 PM): Ikkyo- -crawls over to Phobia, tail switching- Hi! :D

Ari (1:13:36 PM): Phobia: *sits upright* Hi-hi! :>

Bhree (1:13:51 PM): Ikkyo- I'm Ikkyo, what's your name? :D

Ari (1:14:12 PM): Phobia: Akdsgkfhjgkgjgljkgjritorepmdg. ^___^

Ari (1:14:36 PM): Phobia: Everybody call me Phobia, though. ^^

Bhree (1:15:28 PM): Ikkyo- Nice to meet you, Akdsgkfhjgkgjglgkgjritorepmdg! Or Phobia!

Bhree (1:15:54 PM): Ikkyo- Eveybody calls me Stupid or Retard, but I don't like those names. D:

Ari (1:16:05 PM): Phobia: Nice meet to you, Ikkyo! ^^ *has a very, very odd accent XD*

Bhree (1:17:02 PM): Ikkyo- Where are you from, Phobia? ^_^

Ari (1:17:31 PM): Phobia: Hkithmusd. :D

Bhree (1:17:44 PM): Saramyai- Oh my god. O_O

Bhree (1:18:02 PM): Saramyai- [I knew it! XDDDDDD!]

Bhree (1:18:31 PM): Ikkyo- That sounds really far away. o.o Do you miss Hkithmusd?

Ari (1:18:32 PM): (His normal language sounds like Midna's way of speaking, in Twilight Princess. xD)

Bhree (1:18:50 PM): -I've never heard anything from twilight princess.-

Ari (1:20:10 PM): http://youtube.com/watch?v=9aq573YhCw0&mode=related&search=

Bhree (1:20:37 PM): Ikkyo- Hey, you should meet Itachi-sama, he's really cool! =D

Ari (1:21:49 PM): Phobia: *chews on chair leg* I not go back Hkithmusd. It boring very there.

Bhree (1:22:11 PM): Saramyai- [Hm. I bet.]

Bhree (1:24:50 PM): Ikkyo- -drags Phobia off- Let's go see Itachi-sama.

Ari (1:25:10 PM): Phobia: o.o yes

Bhree (1:25:57 PM): Ikkyo- Itachi-SaaaaaamAAAAAAAA~!

Ari (1:26:13 PM): Itachi: WHAT? I'M IN THE SHOWER!

Bhree (1:26:47 PM): Ikkyo- I have someone I want Itachi-sama to meeeeet~!

Bhree (1:27:05 PM): Burii- You've got to teach him to use pronouns, Itachi. xD

Ari (1:27:21 PM): XDDDDD

Bhree (1:28:24 PM): Ikkyo- -sits in front of the shower, pulls Phobia into his lap- :D

Ari (1:28:37 PM): Phobia: *wiggle~wiggle~*

Bhree (1:28:57 PM): Ikkyo- Ikkyo- -snuggles him- :D

Bhree (1:30:46 PM): Ikkyo's Stomach- Guuuuuuu~

Ari (1:31:22 PM): XD

Bhree (1:31:51 PM): Ikkyo- -sniffs Phobia's neck- -sniffsniffsniff- o.o;

Ari (1:31:59 PM): Phobia: ......

Ari (1:32:07 PM): Phobia: what?

Bhree (1:32:32 PM): Ikkyo- Can I drink your blood? Just a little? :D;;

Ari (1:32:40 PM): Phobia: ......

Ari (1:32:51 PM): Phobia: yes. o.o

Bhree (1:33:00 PM): Ikkyo- Thank yoooou. -chomp-

Bhree (1:33:31 PM): Ikkyo- -sucksuck, rubs up against him- <3<3

Ari (1:33:48 PM): Phobia: ....

Bhree (1:34:00 PM): Burii- ...What a whore my brainbaby is.

Ari (1:34:10 PM): Phobia: weird.

Bhree (1:34:56 PM): Ikkyo- -squeeze-

Ari (1:35:27 PM): Phobia: >_> *tolerates*

Bhree (1:35:59 PM): Ikkyo- -licks the bite- :3 You taste very different. But really good. xD;

Ari (1:36:09 PM): Phobia: Okay. >_>

Bhree (1:36:20 PM): Ikkyo- I like you, Phobia-sama. :D

Ari (1:36:39 PM): Itachi: He likes everyone. >>

Bhree (1:37:21 PM): Ikkyo- Hi, Itachi-sama! This is Phobia-sama! -stands up and hold Phobia out to Itachi like he just brought home a kitten-

Ari (1:37:48 PM): Itachi: ...hi. *dries hair*

Ari (1:37:57 PM): Phobia: -_-

Bhree (1:38:57 PM): Burii- -hides Ikkyo's parasite pills in a piece of cheese- Ikkyo! Look what I have!

Ikkyo- -sets Phobia down, hurries over- :D! Cheese! -eats it-

Ari (1:39:16 PM): Phobia: *blink*....-.-

Bhree (1:39:35 PM): Burii- I have to hide his medication in a piece of cheese >.>

Bhree (1:39:48 PM): Ikkyo- -scarfswallow- :D

Bhree (1:40:26 PM): Burii- I've added smart pills, too. They don't seem to be working.

Ari (1:40:37 PM): HAahahha

Bhree (1:40:45 PM): Ikkyo- -gives Phobia a little flower- :>

Ari (1:40:53 PM): Phobia: :> *eats it*

Bhree (1:41:01 PM): Ikkyo- :> How does it taste?

Ari (1:41:12 PM): Phobia: ...funny :>

Bhree (1:41:23 PM): Ikkyo- :> How about this pink one?

Ari (1:41:56 PM): Phobia: :> *chew*...better

Bhree (1:42:41 PM): Ikkyo- :>>>

Anand- -slithers by, still right eyeless- Ksss....not another one...v___v;;

Bhree (1:42:50 PM): x___v;;;*

Ari (1:43:30 PM): Phobia: I likes these. *chews a daisy*

Bhree (1:43:55 PM): Ikkyo- -goes to find more daisies-