BETH SYNDROME!!!

PLEASE NOTE

Hey beings of Earth, Mars, other well known planets, and Pluto. In case you didn't know this site has been totally re-done! New layout, new words on the pages, and I got rid of some of the more boring pages. I hope you like it. Don't forget to scroll down to the bottom and click the links to my other sites.

Chronic BS!!! (Beth Sydrome.)

THIS SITE IS A LOAD OF BS!

***If the background music is playing, and it's annoying you be sure to scroll down to the bottom of the page and click the button to shut it off. I think it's a grey button now, well now it's more like a rectangle, just shut it off!!!!!!!! (If you want.)***

Beth Syndrome

Beth Syndrome is like cancer. You can get rid of it, but you're always at risk. (I'm having a REALLY hard time getting rid of it though.)

MY MOTTO'S

1. I'm Beth, I can do anything

2. Only Beth

www.freewebs.com/bethitude

WHEN YOU'RE BORED:

AT WAL*MART

When the voices come over the loud speaker drop to your knees, cover your ears and yell "STOP THE VOICES!!!"
When you see two people YOU KNOW holding hands, run threw them yelling "RED ROVER!!!"
Hold a gun from the hunting section and ask where the anti-depressants are.
Roll around on the floor with your hands in the shape of a gun and hum the tune to Mission Impossible
Ask them to make an announcement for a Mr. Stew Pid to come to the front of the store
Durring halloween, when they have all the costumes, put on a grim reaper costume or something scary like that, sit in the rack waiting for some one to grab your arm and just go crazy, I don't know, yell, flail your arms around, have fun with it!!!
Most Wal*marts don't, but if your Wal*mart, or any other clothing store really, has manicans, dress up in some cloths from the store fitting the theme and stand on the shelf in an odd pose, then, when people come over and start looking at cloths, say 'Hey! What are you lookin' at!?' (It's funniest when done to little kids and older ladies.'
And lastly, if you're REALLY mean, go into a bath room with stalls, check for video cameras, and if there are none, lock all the stalls from the inside and then crawl undernieth the bottom so you can get out but only smart people can get in. (Don't forget to shower when you get home.)

SO! WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE STORE WITH ME!?

IN CLASS

Cough, wait five seconds, then yell "OH MY GOSH I'M DYING!!!"
Randomly fall out of your seat. When people come up to ask see if you're okay start to 'snore'
Walk up to the trash can and just stare in it, see how many people come to see.
Start talking complete non sense!!!

NEW!!!

OKAY WORLD, here are some new sayings and thoughts, some of which I came up with, some of which I did not. Either way, you're gonna read them... and like them! ...Or maybe you're not, I really don't know.

Have you ever wondered how Toyota came up with their slogan 'Moving you forward'? Well I figured it out! Some dude was probably sitting in the car with out a seat belt, then the driver slammed on the breaks, the dude got jerked forward going threw the wind shield, thus creating their slogan 'Moving you forward.' We think a similar thing happened to a man working at All State car insurance only they smashed their head open and saw brains giving them their slogan 'Piece of mind with All State.'

You get what you pay for, that's why you can't buy love!

G_ SCR_W Y__RS_LF... Would you like to buy a vowel?

SHUT UP VOICES! Or I'll poke you with my Q_Tip again!

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my butt.

Sometimes I wonder.... Why is the baseball getting bigger?... and then it hits me!

I don't get when people tell me not to push a pull door... what if I'm coming from the other side?