The Cats Meow

DEAR READERS

NOBODY READS THIS, SO THIS IS BASICALLY A MONOLOUGE, BUT IT IS REALLY A OBITUAIRY. THIS SITE FAILED. I WANTED LOTS OF PEOPLE TO READ IT, NOBODY DID. I TRIED TO PUMP OUT GOLD, I ENDED UP WITH IRON. I WISH IT WOULD HAVE WORKED OUT BUT IT DIDNT, SO I WANT A BIGGER OUTLET TO CHANNEL MY SHIT.

A SPECIAL THANKS TO EVERYBODY WHO HAS READ AND ENJOYED MY STUFF, I HOPE I DONE YOUR EYES GOOD. BUT I WANT A SITE WHERE PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY READ MY STUFF, AND THAT JUST ISNT HERE.  ALSO, BIG UPS TO THE BOY DP FOR GUEST WRITTING ON HERE, ADDING CLASSINESS AND COOLNESS.

SO I AM WRITTING MY OWN WEBSITE'S OBITUARY, ITS LIKE KILLING A PART OF ME. BUT IF I GET A BIGGER PLACE TO LET ME WRITE MY SHIT, A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY READ IT WITHOUT ME HAVING TO ASK THEM, AND SHAMELESSLY SELF PROMOTE UNTIL THEY GET SO ANNOYED THEY JUST CLICK IT TO APPESE ME. I WISH I KNEW WHERE THIS PLACE IS, BUT I DO NOT. BUT IF I FIND IT, I WILL BE HAPPY.

IF YOU WANT ME TO WRITE FOR YOUR BLOG, YALL ALREADY KNOW, JUST HIT UP MY EMAIL: cowcluper@aol.com

IT HAS BEEN A GREAT YEAR AND COUPLE OF MONTHS, BUT THIS PLACE IS NO LONGER GONNA HAVE WORK DONE BY ME ON IT.

IF NOBODY WANTS ME THATS FINE, I WILL JUST GO INTO BLOG RETIERMENT, I STILL GOT THE COMMENT SECTIONS OF SLAMONLINE AND THE XAT CHATROOMS TO SPEAK MY VOICE.

-BETCATS aka the Black Stallion aka D.J

I deleted the home page, the real site is back like a ho on the block fresh out the state pen.

Yall got a problem with it, you know who my agent is:

Some thoughts

1. Luda's new album is THE shit- I am enjoying it, THEATER OF THE MINDS bitchezzzzzzzzzzzz; if you dont know by now i shouldnt be telling you, but i need some community service hours done anyway, i have been buisy, does this count? I am tellin sukas what to buy, no greater service than that can be done in this capatialistic world, true?

2. Kanye's new album IS shit. I have listened to it 3 full times. The first time- Intresting, The second time-Maybe i like this? , The third time - (throws up in mouth), dam K-Pain/Tanye! Why dont you just started dancing around in a top hat while your at it?

3. The Knicks are stupid- Trading your 2 best players in hope of getting a even better player to come and play for you in 2 years, even though he would never want to be on a roster with so many suckas, he wants to win rings. Dumb asses!

4. The Bobcats are even stupider- JUST TRADE WALLACE ALREADY, YOU FAILED WHEN YOU STARTED THE RUMORS, YOU FAILED WHEN YOU DIDNT TRADE HIM THE FIRST OPPURTINUTY YOU GOT, YOU FAILED WHEN YOU KEPT THE RUMORS HOT, AND LOOK WHAT IT HAS DONE TO THE MAN WHO WAS ONCE OUR FRANCHISE PLAYER! CAREER LOWS FROM A MAN WHO WAS MADE TO RUN LARRY BROWN'S SYSTEM.

But we got Dwayne Jones and Andre Brown y'all!!!!!!!!

5. SLAMOnline has become a argumentive place - i feel this is my fault, but their is always a flame war going on, its funny but is wrecking the site at the same time. I will try and stop this.

THE END, READ THIS AND BE HAPPY I BLESSED YOU WITH WORDS, I CREATE LIKE IM GOD BUT IM NOT GOD, IM THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHEZ

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/12/inational-enquireri-cindy_n_143272.html

Whats good all. If your jaws dropped as far as mine did after reading the story then we are on the same page here.

John McCain is not a bad person. He is a political canidate, one with views that contrast mine like dark side of the moon. However, after my Lessons of the Vietnam war teacher (a class i am taking) forced us to watch a propoganda film about him (Faith of my Fathers), i came to the conclusion that he was not a bad guy, just a confused one with bad policies. I am a Obama supporter, John Mccain is a Nader supporter, but in the end my guy won.

However (2 howevers in 1 article? BET IS ABOUT TO MAKE A POINT) John doesnt deserve this. Sure his first marriage was broken up by him cheatting WITH Cindy McCain, but John hasnt cheated since, and Cindy shouldnt be all loose either. But she most likely was (this is still unconfirmed, but i am not a News site i can report rumors).

I feel for you John, you should get a foxy republican  jump off bitch and get even. Or get a huge divorce settlement and get to work in washington. Either way, do you Johnny.

I am not too happy with Moose, he is making me do work. He is young and talented, maybe too talented. As the picture above shows, too talented people have their downfalls too. Since i am not very happy about Moose, i will let others say things about him:

"In 1521, in what is probably the most widely known episode in the Spanish colonization of the Americas, Hernán Cortés, along with a large number of Nahuatl speaking indigenous allies, conquered Tenochtitlan and defeated the Aztec Triple Alliance under the leadership of Hueyi Tlatoani Moctezuma II; In the series of events often referred to as "The Fall of the Aztec Empire". Subsequently the Spanish founded the new settlement of Mexico City on the site of the ruined Aztec capital" 

- Wikipedia

"Good Morning! Good Morning!"

-Holly (my personal hero)

"I still live!" 

-Last words of Roman Emoper Caligula, who had numerous bisexual relationships (tila tequilla's hero?) and made his horse high consil in his government.

Thats his portrait.

J/k Moose, you still my dude.  Go Celtics, i guess.

DONT FORCE ME TO WRITE TRIBUTE PIECES!

You a cool dude Moose. I enjoy your comments. Dont let the hate bring you down. Exspically mine. I am just playin around but i had to do it. Youll understand.

Everybody needs a side bitch and i found mine. Before everyone tells me about how Clay Benneit raped Seattle, let me explain. I am not a Clay Benneit fan. I hate almost all NBA Owners in general. Most of them (besides Mark Cuban) have no actual intrest in basketball and just own a team for buisness purposes. But the way this team played last night just amazed me.

So the way this happened is one of my homeboys who has Leauge Pass called me up yesterday afternoon. Here is a loose transcript of what basically was said, we will call my friend (explict) "J":

J: Yo (BETCATS real name), i got Leauge Pass, me and (BETCATS Friend 1) and (J's Sister) are gonna watch the Thunder play the T-Wolves. You down?

BETCATS: You already snow

J: Alright well walk to the house and we will save you a seat.

BETCATS: you will be blessed by my presence in a minute

J: Asshole

BETCATS: What?

J: Nothing, just get over here.

So i sat down on  the sofa with "J", (BETCATS friend 1), and "J" sister and watched the game. The way the fans supported the Thunder and helped them come back amazed me. As a Bobcats fan, i never have seen fans of a 1st year expansion team act the way these fans were acting. And when Desmond Mason hit that 3 towards the end of the 3rd quarter, that was the loudest noize i ever heard. It was bannas, it was bonkers.

I dont jump on bandwagons, i do things before they are cool. That is why i, BETCATS, somewhat soberly announce i am a OKC Fan.

Here are  some reasons

Young Core

Russel Westbrook, Kevin Durant, Jeff Green, Kyle Weaver, Johan Petro, and DJ White make for good entertainment. Also, Mouhammed Sene still has some potential not to be a huge waste of a draft pick

The Raleigh Connection

Chris Wilcox aka C-Weezy is from Raleigh, and went to the same High School (Enloe) as i go to now. Damien Wilkens went to NCSU, and his pops acted like an asshole while he was here, but he was here.

Joe Smith

Grandpa can still play! This old guy aint going no where.

High Flying action

Desmond Mason can fly, and he is back in OKC, last night he was playing with mad heart. i guarntee he will get some ill dunks in before the end of the season.

If those brief reasons wont convert you, nothing will.

Yall already know i am writting about my main man Rammon Sessions because he is the most underrated Point Guard in the NBA. Read through my older stuff to see previous writting done about Rammon. But right now check Rammon's stats for the season:

But nobody seems to care. I havent seen a piece done about Rammon by any major media outlet, or even a minor one. You media people need to step your game up. A 2nd year point guard from the D-League deserves more attention than just a interview on NBA TV.  ( http://www.nba.com/video/channels/nba_tv/2008/11/03/nba_20081102_session_intv.nba/index.html?player=whatsnew ) 

 Check this quote about Ramon from SLAMONLINE's Bucks season preview:

"TADOne says:
Luke Ridnour and Ramon Sessions = less than 45 wins."

Okay, that COULD be true. But dont try and knock Ramon's swagger.

Just last night he had 18 points, 7 rebounds, 8 assists, 3 steals, and the Bucks beat the Knicks. This is not the 24 assist, 20 point, 8 rebound game of last year, but Kobe doesnt score 81 points every night either.  Point being, Rammon is gonna be a solid PG in this leauge. Nobody cares because he is on the Bucks, but if the Bucks start winning or Rammon goes to a bigger market, everybody in the media is gonna want to have interviews, everbody on facebook is gonna start fan clubs, and all the rappers are gonna pay tribute to him via references in their rhymes. "I get the dime b!tches like im Rammon Sesssions" I can picture Jeezy saying that, can you?

So until the world starts to realize what a talent Rammon Sessions is, i will just have to remind you.

I needed to do a new piece, streets been callin, so here i is. Here i am. Droping a piece on Haywood Workman.

So i was reading the box score for the Raptors-Sixers game (http://www.nba.com/games/20081029/TORPHI/boxscore.html ), and i looked down and saw Haywood Workman's name under refeere. I was like "Hummm, i saw that dude playing on ESPN classics alongside that asshole Reggie Miller, what is he doing reffing? Thats like a ex-Con getting out of jail to become a cop, oh wait that happened too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwNwwJ4b3mY 

So i went to the one place that could tell me about this mystical man, Haywoode Workman. I travled to the land of altered facts; Wikipedia.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haywoode_Workman Appearntly, this guy was a journeyman who was all over the place. I have NO faith in your reading skills, so i will copy+paste all Haywoode Workman's past teams.

So it looks like he has been around for a while. AND on top of it all, my man Haywoode Workman is from NC!!! Just like me.  In the highlight of his career wikipedia tells it best "Workman averaged 15.0 ppg, 4.6 rpg and 1.8 apg in 58 career games in the Italian League". So this guy was obviously pretty decent.

Now you may be wondering "So why the fuck did BETCATS just write an article about Haywoode Workman in the first place?" I can answer that, its because i fuckin felt like it. I saw Haywoode's name listed as a ref, so i did my research and learned something i will never ever use. But Haywoode had a intresting career, and i admire him for never letting basketball not be part of his life. I think that is cool.

Alright, i havent watched the 'other' choclate news that  comes on at 10"30, i problay will never do that either (it being hosted by David Allen Grier killed my desire to see it). Here are some intresting stories i found that seemed to be important, so i will post a link, a symbolic picture, and my thoughts below the link. Lets do this.

1. Eddy Curry getting sick off something other than over-eating

http://www.sportsnet.ca/thewire/basketball/2008/10/17/curry_newest_tattoo_didn/

Their is a first time for everything, and it came for Eddy recently. Finnaly one of those pesky tummg aches he used to get after eating a whole case of skittles came from something other than eathing a whole case of skittles!

2. Sarah Palin has Republican Sugar Daddies spend $150,000 for clothes for convention

http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/10/22/america/palin.php

So you a hockey mom, who shops at target, and found a loop hole in that by having other people shop for you? Very intresting, but this election is about the issues. Oh wait, you loose on that too.  Sarah Palin said she is a pitbul, well she is in the  dog pound now (not Randy Jackson's either), and the lethal injection is comming Sarah.

3. Republican/Manatee look a like Ashley Todd makes up story about getting robbed, and makes herself look sexier by carving a  B into her face!

 

Whats good homies, gangstas, thugs and car jakas:

my preview is up on SLAM, check it!!!!

http://slamonline.com/online/2008/10/charlotte-bobcats-season-preview-2/

Also i am on a kicks binge right now. So many pairs of Nikes for 29.99 at Champs and Footaction, i am going bannanas!!! I copped 1 pair of some Gray Suede/Gray Pattent Leather/Black/White Nike Air something or other (they look like AF1's but are some alternate version/fusion thing) for $30 at Champs. I am going back this weekend to pick up some Air Maxe 95s and Fila F-13 i had my homeboys at  hold for me (cant reveal my sources) at Footaction for the grand total of $40!  That is right, by the end of the week, i will have spent 1 months worth of grass cutting money on 3 pairs of kicks. Ussaly it takes 1 month to get anything, but i am feeling fly as hell right now.  Bargin hunting>>> .  Get your hustle up kids!

Whats good all. Sorry i am inturupting my boy DP's drunken posting binge, but i decided to let yall know about rookies from all sports who you need to pay attention too before they blow up!

1. Micheal Bush-RB-Oakland Raiders

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8dRxZwJ1M8

http://www.nfl.com/players/michaelbush/profile?id=BUS277873

Micheal was a strait up BEAST at Louisville. If the man hadnt broken his leg agianst UK, he would have been a first round pick. Just check his numbers:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Bush

Keep in mind that his 1 game is v. Kentucky (where he broke his leg) and only played the 1st and 2nd quarter! 3 touchdowns and 128 yards in a half? Unheard of? And in a rivalry game v. UK none the less? Now Micheal is 2nd string for the Raiders (behind one Derrick McFadden, 3rd when Justin Fargas is healthy) and he is still trying to do his thing. Give him play time and he could win ROY.

2. Chris Douglas Roberts

I watched him SMOKE the Heat in the pre-season, and let me tell you incase you didnt already know: he is nasty. Take a look incase you missed it (Eboy is still trying to forget, but then agian he is still trying to forget the epic fail of not getting CDR's backcourt buddy Derrick Poodihini Rose).. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuHUCdS8arg 

He was doing his thing in college and he will be doing it in the pros. CDR is a beast and was worth a 1st round pick. Fuck all those silly goose GMS for not picking him in the 1st round, although right now they are all thinking the same thing.

3. Alexei Cherepanov

I dont watch hockey, but this is sad.

http://slapshot.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/10/13/rangers-prospect-chereponov-dies-during-game/?hp

Its a sad world. The dude died on the bench of his Russian Hockey Team's , he was drafted by the New York Rangers, but they left him overseas to hope that he could turn into a star overtheir before he came here. Unforuntatly, we will never know how good he was. Its very sad.

RIP Alexei Cherepanov

That is all.

Hi haters,

I know you read this. None of you have your own sites. Some have links (Guest appearnce boy B.Long and Penis enthusiest Jukai) but nobody has written thoughts displayed. Maybe its because you cant think strait. Anyway, i decided you are such valuble assests in my life, i will write little pieces on each one of you:

1. B.Long

He is a decent person outside the computer. He has a kid, sometimes writes NOYZ for SLAM, and guest writes on one of my favorite basketball blogs SKO (whats good EBOY!!!), but he insists on hating on me. Why, i will never know, but he enjoys it, so i will enjoy writting this. B.Long likes this site. He read it. We got along for a brief minute, but now we are bitter rivals. He likes the lakers so in Laker terms I am Shaq (loud, obnoixious, but right) and he is not Kobe. B.Long is Slava Mevadencko, the random guy nobody gives a rats ass about (except me, since i wrote about him and put his pic above the paragraph)

2. Jukai

Hated by everyone on SLAM, writting about him isnt even nessesary.

3. Teddy-The-Bear

Thats what Teddy-The-Bear looks like on fire. That is how he should look right now. I am not gonna discuss this anymore because i have devoted enought time to that piece of shit.

4. Ghost of Wilt Chamberlin

You say your Wilt's Ghost, you aint scaring nobody, you Casper the friendly ghost. I dont even know you, but keep hating, i love it.

Tarzan Cooper

he is dead, no comment

"How do you think the warriors are going to do this upcoming season, DeVontae?" My boss asks me as I recluctantly start to vacuum the trashed floors of Kroger as my nightly chore  a couple of months back. "They look pretty damn good to me", I say with a scrappy monotone voice. "I mean they have B-diddy running things at the point, S. Jax is the emotinal ring leader of the group, and they have a fucking monster brewing in Monta Ellis. He is definetly one of the L's rising, budding superstars. He's making Mississippi proud and we are finally getting some much earned recognition. Warriors front office should be breaking some dollar bills for the man pretty damn soon."

Oh how the world turns. The front office showed Monta where the cash was at in every freakin way possible. Golden State gave Monta a six-year, 67 million dollar contract. That's aite seeing that Monta only made around $770,610 last year, which I think is a minimal NBA contract(I found out, duh, he's was a second round pick). It's good they paid the man because I was wondering how the hell they were going to keep Monta and Baron...oh, Baron dipped out and headed to LA? The Clip LA? Damn that's messed up, no that's fucked up, but hey they have Monta to run the point now and with their newly aquired piece, Corey Maggette, there will be steady scoring at the two. What? Monta got injured while playing an intense game of 5 on 5 in Jackson, Mississippi? No? He lied? He f'ed up his ankle while riding a freakin moped? There is no way in hell a guy with that much money invested in him would make such an ignorant decesion like that when he has just literally been labeled as the franchise player on a team struggling to find a new identity. I guess I should have known better because I know Monta. He's a care-free, idle cat and dude really doesn't think(I'm serious dude isn't the sharpest tool in the shed) unless he is about to blow by lethargic defenders with that first step that God just designed for few in the World and that silky mid-range game that makes Rip Hamilton smile. Unfornutely, Monta is out probably until January(BREAKING NEWS: THE WARRIORS HAVE JUST SUSPENED MONTA ELLIS FOR 30 GAMES OF THE SEASON FOR HIS MOPED INCIDENT) excuse me, my homeboy 9th wonder keeps me hooked up on the updates. Monta will be out until after all-star break and who knows if dude will ever be 100 percent again. This spells big probems for the warriors who at the moment, don't even look to have a solid player at the point. Ex-net Marcus Williams will probably be at the starting position for the year as Monta chills at the pad watching League Pass with me. Marcus never really blossomed as some hoped him to in New Jersey, but now he has the oppurtunity to prove that he can be a solid point who distubutes the ball effectively.

Are the Warriors going to make a run in the West. Hell no. But this should be the year where they take everything in stride and hope that when they think about handling out big tymers money that they know who they are dealing with. and just to remind Chris, Brandon Jennings and Ricky Rubio will be avaible next year. Now let's run down the starting five shall we......

Starting Five

• Pg- Marcus Williams

Okay, let's get real fellas, how many of you have saw Marcus Williams play at all last year? I know, me too. I've felt like the kid has been nonexisistent the past two seasons in the L after many anaylists dubbed him the the throne after Jaon Kidd left the team. But then Devin Harris happened...and it was pretty much a wrap from thre. NJ didn't need the services of Williams so they shipped him to Golden State and this really might be a blessing in disguise for the Warriors. Now with Monta out this is Williams team to run. The only backup behind Williams is "my Name is Earl" Watson. This is the position whre the Warrors are going to get keilled but Marcus has shwon flashes of pre-excellence so we are gone have to see how he will fare as the starting point. I predict avererages of around 11 and 6 fro the new kid around the block.

• Shooting guard- Corey Maggete-

• Small foward- Stephen Jackson

I am Stephen Jackson. We breathe the same air. We have the same blood. We are both trill ass n*g*as son. At least that's who my partners say I play ball like. A guy that is an unconscience, care-free shooter that has a tick-tock temper that can detonate at anytime during the year. Stephen Jackson is sort of like a hero to me because he's a ride or die guy. He is always going to play 120 percent and over the past few seasons in GS, he has become a leader alongside Baron. But Baron is making movies with desparate housewives now and this is Jackson's team to lead. I'm trying to wait and see how long it is going to take for Jax to explode on bitches like Magic because the Warriors didn't give that man any new money, cash money or offer him an extension. The warriors will go as far as Jax will take them and I don't expect that to be that far. Don't expect Jax to fall out like a little bitch, though. That's not the person he is. He's a fighter till the end and he will the be the rock that has to stand tall for the warriors to accomplish any sucess. The only thing Jax needs to work on is his shot selection, dude shot like 40 percent from the field as a whole. I didn't know that was possible. ugh.

Power Foward- Al Harrington

If there is a guy on the warriors roster who just doesn't comprehend his niche to the team, that would be big Al Harrington. For some odd reason, Harrington has never looked comfortable in Golden State offense. He has looked confuse, dazed, and straight up bewildered by Don's run and gun style. You would think that would fit Al's swag  but when you.are CONSTANTLY shooting threes on fast breaks when you could drive all the way for two or freakin trying to handle the ball like CP3, there will be just a FEW problems. Al is starting at this position soley on lack of depth. If I wre Don, I would have Brandan Wright prove me that he was worthy of his top 3 selection. But we all know Al has the veteran experience so he will get the job by default. I expect Harrington to still be lost in transition as he will be under the category of jacking threes less thn three rebounds a game big man. Brandan needs to start getting his shoes tied because I don't expect Al to hold this spot down for long.

Center- Andris Biedrins

This is a no-brainer at this slot. Andris is really the only big threat they have at this postion and he is one hell of an athlete. Andris shined last year as the fifth option who played a sort of Dennis Rodman role for the warriors last year. He basically averaged a double double and you could count on kid to to do all the dirty work and play hard defense. Andris will be in a different situation this year as the warriors will count on the young buck to provide more scoring and rebounding for a team that is the model of what is small ball. the warriors broke the band wide open for Andris as well and they have big hopes for the young big man. They spent too much money for an "average" center/foward but they didn't have a choice. They need Biedrins to man their skinny ass frontcourt that makes nicole richie look threatning.

Other random feelings

• Anthony Randolph needs  playing time pronto. Did you catch him out in summer league? If dude can dominate compition like that anytime during the season, expect him to be a star in this League. this is the sleeper Rookie for all of you who don't know the guy. youtube bitches.

• Marco...Polo....Maro...Polo...Marco...Belinelli? Just the next coming of a lame ass kyle korver.

• Monta's an idiot. No really he is. He was a...nah, I'm not going to get into dude's personal life but just know that there are more reasons than one why he just went to the League instead of going to Mississippi State. 18 for you ACT. that's all I'm saying. THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO MAKE TO GET INTO MISSISSIPPI STATE. I'm just saying...

• 35 wins and the lotto. Demar Derozan  and Monta team up next year to form the NBA's most athletic backcourt next year as they send Magette to Orlando with Dwight. It only makes sense

• Just to let all know, I don't know about the blog business anymore. I thought about retiring but I haven't done shit so I have just thought about going back to Heavy As Heaven and do my solo thing again. No disrespect to Hibachi, that's my fam and Cats Meow has shown a dude love but I just feel good about starting my thing again. I'll always try to hit up Hibachi and Cats with updates but between Cross country, basketball, running from people trying to noose me for liking Obama, and trying to dumb this chick that wants to go with me for homecoming, it has been very stressful and I haven't had time to write my feelings. That and writing 4 essays a week for AP English will make you not want to write anymore. Just wanted to vent what I'm thinking to you guys so I will holla back at y'all hopefully pretty soon. But if you see me, it will probably be on heavyasheaven.blogspot.com. Time to bring the swagger back. play wit it.

DP

Whats cracalacking readers?!

I decided to devot this post to show you guys some of the main stream stuff i am bumping that you can find for a good price out and about now.

1. Gucci Mane- Bricks  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAQdb1RJXPA 
2. The Game- My life  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERVS2C4-jkQ 
3. Tom Waits (who knew i bumped me some Tom Waits?) - Misery is the River of the World http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUAaahWW-KM 
4. Gucci Mane- Gucci Banadna http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNw-REZGWPM 
5. The Killers(him and Tom Waits came to my ears via my (white) girl's MP3)- Bones
6. Young  Jeezy- Vacation  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii8lOFkYKcA 
7. 3 6 Maffia (this is old but catchy) - Lolli Lolli http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF4Yr7IrZqg
8. 3 6 Maffia - Slob on my Knob http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yTxbA-89Tw
9. The Doors- Riders on the storm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMvfAYEaE8c
10. LL Cool J (Rap's senior citizen) - My Baby http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3LpxNovEzU

My ears are diversified. GET LIKE ME.

Listen and enjoy.

Ladys, Ladies, and Lads

Today is a very special day in Miami for 2 reasons

1. The Dolphins dont suck anymore

(she never did, never had, and never will. She is more of a licker but that is a story for another day and the watermark in the picture)

2. White Hot Eboy turns 38 today!

(that is an actual picture of said White Hot Eboy)

Yes, 38 years ago a Eboy was born.  And more years later he met me.  That was by far the defyning moment in his life. A young man named BETCATS walked into that hypothetical SLAMONLINE CHAT BOX door (even though i had been their earlier than Eboy but had taken a break, but thats just a stupid detail, dumb detail!!!) White Hot Eboy's life changed dramatically.

I would like to take credit for the following things in Eboy's life:

1. Him being a succesful, good, caring father. (i cant really take credit for that but i will anywayzzzzz)
2. His Miami Heat winning a Championship in his lifetime
3. His Miami Heat in Lottery conntention in that same lifetime
4. Megan Fox
5. His team being completely dominated by my Bobcats
6. Him being blessed to have a birthday in the same month as me (which means his birthday falls in BETober)

So happy Birthday to the man i have called many names. Whether i refer to you as Eboy, E, White Hot Herpe, Road Kill, or That Guy you are still cool.

The End

I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Backkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They have been dying to see me back on Cats meow and I will be in the place in a minute. I just want to get y'all excited seeing that my Warriors Preview will be on this site instead of Bachi because I'm trying to switch things up. So look back on cats Meow Monday or Tuesday and the preview will be ready. play wit it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and Charles Hamilton is the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats good.

Today, apperantly i learned my mom reads this!!!

http://slamonline.com/online/2008/10/slamonline-top-50-shawn-marion-no-23/

"B. Long says:
46 comments on over 6 months worth of material. Where does your mother find the time?"

when in my guest book:

“B. Long:
Funny shit. 07-Aug-08
63.172.100.x”

So, Mom i am sorry i addressed you the way i did. At least i didnt do you the way Lebron did his mom in the playoffs, right?

As for the good folks over at SKO what i said was a joke, but this Cat aint no Pussy. IF it is war you want it is war you will get! I could demand paterinty tests that would prove that all of you are in fact NOT shawn kemp's kids, but i like your site so i am not gonna do that. Its all love fellas, but not that type of love.

Ya dig?

lets face some facts.

We live in a society that people can not be critical of each other. I slap an ass, i am a sexist pig. I yell "Fuck Whitey" out of the car window while one of my friends drive down the street and i am smashing mailboxs in the burbs with a baseball bat, all the sudden i am a racist. 

Ok, so maybe those 2 things are sexist and racist (for the recorder, i have only parcitpated in the 1st one) but you  get the point. I am sick of people telling me that just because i dont have a vagina, watch the view, and i dont love Sarah Palin i am some type of monster. Ladies, you do things i will never do, and you are great to talk to. I do not wish to live life likes its sasuage festivals. But how am i suppose to NOT think of you as a sex object if you wear things like this:

And white people. I love you guys. I really do. White people are cool. So stop saying i am a secret racist because i dont blindly listen to you. (this is more directed at teachers then white people). I love all people, and white people are a subcatogoery under that tab, i just dont understand some things you guys do.   What is so great about Vans? Why is Hollister your dresscode, if their are giant nude men in the front window, why do your male specimens wear it and insist they aint gay as hell?  Its just culture shock, but i love white people, one of my eHomie's name is White Hot Eboy. But he isnt white, he is cacausian.

So at the end of the day, White People and Women, i love you both, so stop telling the news me and Obama have done you wrong. (cough) Sarah Palin (cough)

Dear friends, enemys, trannys, cool kids, and short-bus riders

i wrote the substance to this theroy last time. So i will not bother telling you every possible way Mike ruined  my Cats and continues to run them into the ground.  Today is blant acusation phase of this plan i have to FIRE THE GOAT.

Things Mike hasnt done for me:

• Turn wine into water
• Make me rich
•  Give me a good team to root for that he is not playing for
• Hunt Osama Bin Laden to the gates of hell

Things Mike has done:

• Kill 1,000,000 babies in 15 seconds
• Force the government to spend $3,000,000 on bear research last year (John McCain thinks this is a big issue, he always uses it as a punchline, to which all the rich white people laugh and all the regular people shake their heads)
• Make the team i root for look worse than Maggie G in the Dark Knight

Until we meet agian, i am ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.

Sincerly,

hello family!!!!

whats good, been out for a minute (more like a hour, but yall problay got better things to do anyway) .

So i have been walking to the beat of my own drum (more like flying if i really listen to the beat of my own drum) . 

 Ussaly i am a peaceful dude, but this guy on SLAMONLINE enjoys gettin at me. I understand why. We met face to face. This is what he looks like today.

if you see him in the streets, tellem i said my bad, but i really had to give his face a massage with my baseball bat.

anyway big up to the homie Moose for making me do this.

Long live the Bobcats!!!

ITS TIME TO TAKE BACK MY CATS.

Ladies, Gentlemen, and inbetween, we have a situation that will not make its way to Wolf Blitzer's Room.  Off in the corner of the NBA, the dark side, the teams nobody wants to root for, i am talking about the Bucks, the Clippers, the Knicks, and the Nets, their is a team even lower. A team with the smallest fan base ever. This team, is the Bobcats.  Ever since one Micheal Jeffery Jordan took control, the Bobcats have gone down down down.  It is so sad, so bad, that nobody cares, i now have found the need to start a campiang to FORCE MONEY INTO RETIRMENT, TO OUT THE PUPPET GM ROD HIGGINS, TO FIRE LARRY BROWN, AND TAKE BACK WHAT IS MY TEAM, WHAT IS NORTH CAROLINA'S TEAM, WHAT IS AMERICA'S TEAM, WHAT IS THE BOBCATS.  If i didnt care this would be a joke. Sure every time i rock my Okafor jersey i also need to wear this hat:   But i love my Cats. Nobody could ever question me on that.  When Mike took control i was happy. I was thinkin "ohhhhhh yeah, we got the G.O.A.T sitting in the office, who better to help a team win, then the greatest ever.  But then i realized he was owner. I had a flashback to when Money had a postion of power on the Wizards, the Drafting of Kwame Brown, never in since the Vietnam war has their been a worse draft then the ones Micheal Jordan puts up. It is just horrible. Since comming to the Bobcats, Mike made us pick Adam Morrison over Brandon Roy. Morrison has lots of potential to be a good bench player because of his diebetes, but Brandon Roy was a special talent. We would not have needed to get J-Rich if we got Brandon Roy. The next year, Money made us pick Brandon Wright.  Luckily, we could trade him, but Brandon Wright has done nothing in G-State to prove he was worth that pick. Trading for Richardson: Thumb Up  Drafting Wright in the first place: Thumb down.  

Then Mike hired Sam Vincent. Sam was a good coach for the first few weeks of the season. He played everybody in their right postion. But then he got a crazy idea: What if Raymond Felton plays shooting guard and Jeff McGinnis plays point? That crazy idea was just the start. Soon enough J-Rich was a Small Forward, and Gerald Wallace was  POWER FORWARD. While playing Power Forward, Wallace recived a concusion, among other numerous injuries. Then we got Earl Boykins and Cut Jeff McGinns and Sam Vincent publicly said that he was going to no longer play Gerald at Power Forward. I am thinkin "oh great, now we can get back to playing everybody at the postion they should play". Well i thought wrong. Sam Vincent introduced the world to Shooting Guard Earl Boykins, the world wasnt paying much attention, so it didnt care, but i did.  Finaly, the season  ended, everybody else in Bobcats ownership grew some balls and forced Jordan to fire Sam Vincent, so Jordan had a chance to reedeem himself.

But before he could do that, Mike decieded to FORCE Bernine Binkerstaff , THE mand who was Coach, GM, and a million other things to the Cats to quit. First Mike fired him as coach. Then Mike Fired him as GM, finaly with only his pride left, Bernie resigned. It was horrible to see him go. One more thing Mike did to piss me off. 

Paul Silas said publicly that coaching the Cats would be his dream job. If anyone says that they should get the job. Paul has a reputation for being pacient and deveopling young talent. But instead of that Mike hires Next Town Larry Brown. Larry is a guy who comes into a mess, makes it win about +5 more games then anyone else could, but when he leaves the team goes into a period of fail. I have no doubt that will happen here so thats all i got to say for right now.   Also our draft was a JOKE but that was Larry Browns fault, but Mike hired him, so its Mike's fault

In conclusion here is a helpful list of why i hate Jordan

• Drafting Adam Morrison
• Not Drafting Brandon Roy
• Drafting Brandon Wright
• Firing Berine Binkerstaff as Coach
• Firing Berine Binkerstaff as GM
• Hiring PUPPET GM Rod Higgins
• Hiring Sam Vincent
• Not wanting to Fire Sam Vincent
• Forcing Bernie Binkerstaff out
• Not hiring Paul Silas
• Hiring Larry Brown
• Letting Larry Brown choose the draft class

End of Rant, Let the Revoultion BEGIN!!

whats good whats good whats good!!!?

School is back, so i am not gonna be able to update this as much. But since i am here, i might as well have a damm good time

1. Trading Mo Williams was great for the BUCKS. 

Now i know, yall are like: What the hell is BET talking about, the Bucks dont have any good Point Guard  no more. BUT yall must have forgoten Ramon Sessions!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCGSNcoD7QY

and he is clutch too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP6Jb2533wI

just thought i would remind yall of that.

2. I am sexy.

http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&q=black+stallion&revid=1388873579&sa=X&oi=revisions_inline&resnum=0&ct=broad-revision&cd=1 

thats an actuall picture, ladies

3.  Fake sneakers suck

http://www.williambowles.info/guests/2006/0706/images/burning-sneakers.jpg 

thats what you should do if you encouter them

4. Gerald Wallace apperciation day today.

Happy Gerald Wallace Apperciation day.

Thats all i got to say for now. 

here is some good entertainment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMfMCRJdyFc

while you read this, you must listen to this:  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01Rru6yX4qE

My love of SLAMONLINE should never be questioned. I love the place unconditonally. With my love of the place comes my love of every poster in it. Sure if you step out of line or say something that pisses me off, i will go on a posting tirade untill you shut the fuck up and take it back (Jukai now knows that) and have e-Beefed with 85% of all SLAMONLINEers at one point or the other. I am sure some of the SLAM staff does not apperciate my presence on the website, and they can do whatever they want. Let me make it clear i am NOT accusing anyone of banning me but i am just saying 'if the shoe fits, rock it'. 

 Ever since a few days ago i have been locked out of SLAMONLINE. I once got like 2 comments thru, but then i typed in another and it just dissapered. Ever since that day i have tried everything. I kept making great post (like always because i am a great poster) and they just went away. Vainishing into thin air. Where are they going? I hit up my boy Ryne Nelson and he said that he did not bann me, and i got much love (no homo) and trust for the man Ryne so i know he didnt do it. But i also know that lots of the big dogs at slam dont like me, and like i said i am not going to accuse anyone of anything but agian if you dont like me and got power, why wouldnt you bann me? 

I dont know what the hell is happeining to my SLAM ID, as far as i know BETCATS is dead. Their could never be another post by me on that website.

As the Roman Emeror Nero said right before he got killed

"What a great artist the world loses in me"

http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5g6LePi9Jgo7MrQugqVp0JpAIL7Kw 

when i first herd this 'Russia attacks Georgia' story i thought 'Damm Atlanta was such a nice city, its a damm shame.' Then i realized it was the European Republic of Georgia. This promtd me to think 'Their is a country named after a state, i am so flattered they love america that much'. So i decided to spend all saturday bouncing around google news reading on up what was happenin in that place. Basically their is this place called South Ossetta that is all on Russia's balls ever since that big thing Russia once was broke into a billion small countries, and Georgia has been all on America's balls and even on occasion  the shank (they sent troops into Iraq) and want to join something called NATO (which really should just be re-named to FUCK RUSSIA ALLIENCE) and decided to invade South Ossetta. Well Russia wasnt having any of that so they decided if you want to fuck with Ossetta (North Ossetta is part of russia) we are gonna fuck with you. So Russia went in and kicked the shit out of the Georgians in the area, then they went on some balistic shit. They invaded Georgia, sunk a Georgian missel boat, blew up some army bases and all that shit, all the while John Mccain goes off and tries to say some crazy shit (as always).

Mccain wants to kick russia out of something called the GA (i have no idea what that is and am not gonna google it) and is telling russia to 'pull troops out OR ELSE'. Excues me dumbass, when did you have any power? Who gave it too you and why? Last time i checked we had a chimpanzee named George Bush in charge (which is a tragecty of hillby voting in america) and you have 0 power, so shut up.  This just reinforces what everyone already knew, that if president John Mccain would start world war three. we all know about John Mccain's famous "Bomb Bomb Iran" line and his policy "to keep troops in Iraq for 100 years". His policys way to aggresive and he has said everything but 'lets try and fight russia' in the last few days. Thats why i like Obama, not because he is black, not because Oprah told me too, not because he is not white, but because he is smart. If i could vote (1 year away) and felt like doing all that registrating shit (which i problay wont) then i would vote for Obama.  

In the end this conflict wont effect me at all but it intrest me just because everyone is talking about my main man John Edwards cheating on his wife. Fox News (if it really even is news) keeps raggin on Edwards, but i do remember a certain Sentor Larry Craig who got caught trying to have gay man on man bathroom sex with a cop. So Edwards is in league with Bill Clinton (who is suppose to be a good president, i cant say because i was in Elemtary school) and Larry Craig is in leauge with Boy George Micheals?

USA USA USA USA

Olympic Basketball  

hahahahahahaha.

Ive been makin my drink or my draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank depending on where your from or where your at and let me tell you:

hahahahahahahah

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Bitches check my style, switch your style up. Get like me fuckers!

hahhahahahhahaha

If you want to shoot me down im up so high you will need an anti aircraft gun or some ground to air missles

hahahahahahahaha

to sum this all up

hahahhahahahaha

BITCH

fuck that bitch

fuck the word bitch

the new bitch is blleacheee

hahahahahhah

END

hahahahhaha

Begining

so board

so bored

i am gonna go crank that jakie chan

hhahahahaha

psst i was going to this sexy ass website recently its called www.freewebs.com/betcats

its the best!

hahahaha

my drink is the best

remember, get 1 pitcher of grape juice, 1 bottle of grape children's couf sirrup, 4 big boy spoons of sugar, and if you feelin real crazy throw some random ass pills in. Then you will hahahahbhahahahhaefhaha with me too.

hhashahahahahah

what else should we talk about

school is gonna start soon

fuck school

fuck that shit

hahahahhahahfadsfdsaf

my work here is done

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7535840.stm

i ride the bus frequently and all i got to say is HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This cannot be happening. This is not real. I'm dreaming. Hello, yall know me, DP aka Lil Hibachi aka Mr. Coogi fresh. not really on the coogi fresh but you get my drift. Anyways, I have to ask a question. Would you hate me if I actually liked one of the most COCKY, UN-ACCOMPLISHED RAPPERS EVER TO PIC UP THE MIC? Yes, I think I like bow wow's new record, Marco Polo ft. Soulja boy. Now I have stopped my beef with Soulja boy because he makes my little nieces and newphews dance and keeps them out of my hair when I babysit them. Much love to Supersoaker man. But I despise Bow wow with a passion. He suffers from short-man syndrome. To all the short men out there, I'm sorry for clapping at y'all but all of y'all have an ego problem. For some reason, Bow Wow's ego is bigger than his height. I don't know why. What has the little puppy done lately. All he does is make love songs and he is a wack imitation of LL. LL was tight when he sang I need you. Bow, you are just lame when you say "I AIN'T NEVER MET ANOTHER GIRLLLLLLLLLLL like you!!!!!!! Ciara is alright but you just mess up the whole song. But I must give you your props Bow, this song is snappin. I guess that is because the beat is fire and I will give S.Beezy one credit, he makes beats out the butt hole. Now this song is stuck in my head and I've been hiding around the house and saying to my moms, "Marco, Polo, Marco, Polo!" I hate but love it at the same time. I just wanted to make known that you are screwing with my head Bow wow and I won't allow it to happen. I know the rest of your album with be garbage and I know you will prove that to me. So get your Dougie on right now because you won't have my attention for long. As for you Soulja boy, I've met you son. You used to live in Mississippi. My brother djayed for you. You are alright. Ice-T needs to stop the hate and recognize that his place is on Law and Order. Now I will converse about this later but I'm bout to head out to a party to get my dougie on. I think she like my dougie! I'm fresh! Flyer than a...........lol. yeah that song is stuck on me too. tight dance. I'm out. Call me D.Polo. ha ha. peace. play wit it.

Hey hey hey sha nay nay!

It has been a new york minute since i talked to my faithful blog viewers (i.e ME!!!!!! and some guy named DP, whoever that guy is) so i have returned to preach the word of the world. The dictonary learns from me, and i write encoylpedias so listen to what i have to say.

If anyone was wondering where i have been that inforamtion can be found here

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3r4xYqhc3Ns

but anyway, i am back to address a few problems i have

The list is called

THE DEADLY 10

1). Ralph Nader - i am done talking about him, and this is old news about what he said about Obama but let me just say this: F-U-C-K--Y-O-U Ralph.

2.) Jesse Jackson - i extend my message to Ralph to you good sir. Cut nuts off? Seriously, is he a reverand or a vetrinarian?

3). Emeka Okafor - Thanks for comming back, but i still have problems with you. You want more green than Saint Patricks day man! What have you done that makes you deserve all that money? Sure you cant be replaced easy but the easy way out is the sucker's way out and i dont root for a sucker (unless it is a girl, then me and her need to talk ASAP!).  So Emeka have fun running your ass off in practice this year.

4). Larry Brown - a jklfeyaw h bwfa,cvavadfafd. Thats how i feel about larry at this moment, but until he fucks up i cant say anything. But larry i am watching you 

5). Hibiachi 2.0 - Eventualy, i might join but until then keep doing what you are doing.

6). Shawn Kemp's Offspring - What is Eboy the only one not on vaction? Sure Tad had that lazy ass Kwame Brown post but where is Tariq?! I havent spoke to him in ages and i havent spoke to him in arabic on google translator in even longer.

7). Jazz Music - I know you guys are gonna gril me for this but the rap game has been very lackluster as of late. Weezy, i understand, you have a millie. Now shut the fuck up. And Chamillonaire, i understand that A Millie rimes with your name, but you dont need to write a song about it. You too need to shut the fuck up. My 100 000 comment was about me listening to Myles brown, and i tried to listen to jazz over the weekend and i have finaly found a music in a worse state then hip hop is today (which for the record has gone pop, party like a rockstar my ass). So i guess Cassidy and Nas will have to save me. LL is also bringing the heat so maybe someone can save my ears.

8). Lesbians - i have no problem with lesbians, in fact one girl i know is is a lesbian and she is a great friend of mine. but that is the problem, i want to me more than friends with her and she wants to be more than friends with me but i dont have a vagina (i even double checked). And since my black snake aint going no where i guess we will have to stay friends. Siiigh. 

9). Chat rooms- I am sick of talking to 30-40 year old men posing as 15-17 year old girls. I tried xat.com and i was sicked out by that shit. so disgusting.

10). NAMBLA - I am agianst this for odvious reasons and until it disbands it will always have a spot on the deadly 10

thats all, ladies and DP

Whats good.

I intially lost the password to this place and was going to leave for a blog with all my SLAM people, but i got a new password so i am back.

Since i left you readers, your eyes must have gone into a state of trama. Not being able to see the words of the wisest king of words must have hurt your hearts. But its all good and love, because i am backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ( today's post is brought to you by the letter K).  I am sorry i left, but i am here to tell you on all my thoughts.

1st- I am happy to see PJ Brown won the title. I remember him at the Hornets. So glad he can now RIP. Retire In Peace.

2nd- We got Larry Brown yall.

3rd- I am back!!!!!!

Now we have all seen the movie Baby Geniuses with the little fellows revolting against the adults and having their own launage but this story i heard is just nuts.

When in school, we all have an urge to get up and beat the shit out of the teacher. Not being phycopathic prevents us from doing this but apparently some crazy ass motherfuckas in THIRD FUCKIN GRADE decide to plot an attack on their (evil) teacher.

Now i just do not understand this. Where did they get these ideas? I mean, barney doesnt use guns and big bird is only a G off set. Who the fuck inspired this? I personally blame NAMBLA for all this.

To read more click the link:

http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_21302.aspx

Note to Bobcats on man in title:

Fire Him

FIRE HIM

fire him

FIRE him

Fire him

fIre him

fiRe him

firE him

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watch my shoes ho! Spring Break is a comming.

Time to play playstation, play basketball, and play with girls

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLIN!!!!!

So happy

 Lord Capulet is the true hero of Romeo and Juliet. He is the under-appreciated, under-lined, and under-loved character of the story. But when Lord Capulet does speak, he is solid and delivers his point. For he is a man with simple views and with characteristics such as very controling, flat minded, and somewhat compassionate. We salute you Lord Capulet. To say Lord Capulet is a hero of only Romeo and Juliet is a understatement. Lord Capulet is a hero to men everywhere.

Now that i captured your attention and placed it in a jar, i will now show to you Lord Capulet's first characteristic; very controling. Everything that happens in Romeo and Juliet happens because of LC (Lord Capulet or Laura Conrad, take your pick) is controlative. If he had not forced Juliet to marry Paris, Juliet would have never drunk that potion, and Romeo would have never killed himself. All Men have their faults though. Only Lord Capulet's 'faults' lead to the inivertave 'deaths' or 3 people, but that could happen to anyone.

Being flat minded is not always a bad thing. In Lord Capulet's case, it has its ups and downs. For exsample, the best quote to show Lord Capulet in his flat state of mind is " What, ho! They are all forth: Well, i will walk myself to County Paris to prepare him." (Act 4, Scene 2). The intresting thing is, it appears 'County' as Lord Capulet calls him, is getting prepared by Friar Lawerence (see act 4 scene 1). Lord Capulet might not have known, though we wont know either because that fucker William Shakespear barely gave Lord Capulet any lines. DAMM YOU SHAKESPEAR!!!!

Somewhat compasionate is the last trait we will discuss. Lord Capulet seems to be a decent person, but that mother fuckin stonewall put up by Shakespear only allows speculation. But at the 2 death scenes of Juliet, Lord of the Cats is at his finest. He is very emotinal, and this is before a time when those little fake tears they sell at the costume shop were availble. Even the biggest and bestest men must cry, and Lord Capulet is no exception.

In conclusion, OUTLAW NAMBLA!!! THAT IS JUST SICK PEOPLE

Sincerely,

Me

Now that i caught your attention  i have some stuff to say.

First of all, Bobcats are still not eliminated from the playoff scene but only the Bobcats PR thinks they have a shot at the 8th seed.

2nd thing: if anybody thinks i can make H to the Izzo age over the computer, press 1.

3rdly, The NCAA tournament is intresing this year. DAVIDSON

4th Place goes to NIT Basketball: Who cares?

Numba 5 goes to the NAMBLA going to hell. Seriously, that is just nasty. Big ups to DT for telling me what it was, not so big ups to google for showing me.  

That will be all ladies.

Well we lost.

Oh well.

We are still only 3 games away from Eighth Seed

Anything can happen.

Depression

Opression

Repression.

The End of the

Beinging.

I still cant get over losing but i guess i will have to. This year we need a upgrade at Power Forward. Okafor can be Center.

In other news, my NFL team, the Rams, have get to do anything good in the offseason. Cutting Issac Bruce is worse than running with scissors and getting a paper cut.

Tonight we play Little D and have a chance to win 6 strait games. On top of it all Gerald Wallace is comming back!!!!! Now Gerald Wallace isnt Mase but when he returns everyone is happy as hell. The team was looking good without him, now they will be looking GREAT. On top of it all, Sam says that Gerald will go back to playing SMALLL tall Forward. If we draft a new CENTER or POWER FORWARD, and if Emeka decides to stay (which he wont ) then we got a playoff team.

Ya BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!

Speaking of Flavor Flav, Sincere is ugly as hell. Seasniz is fine. Hotlanta has herpes and needs to do those commercials for Valtrex. But at the end of the day Flav will pick Bunz because she is the most pathetic.

Zoo's are horrible places. If yall want to free tibet, why not free the fuckin Pandas first? who the hell wants to look at animals? We built houses to stay the fuck away from them, they  need to live in the wild not in a fuckin cage. Fuck i wanna ride a Lion. I wanna see a monkey jump thru a flamming hoop. I want it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Burger King for President '08

I started in the CHA, home of that Chrome plated Cats who are impressing me more and more. Although we are 6-7 now, tonight we will crush the heat and Frozen Cold Eboy will see that his team's season is Hoooover (Blue Magic out now!!!) and will jump on the Cats bandwagon that we are pushing people off of. I also saw BEOWOLF which was hot. You saw Ms. Jolie's boobs a lot and their were lots of kids in the theater and i am thinking 'How is this PG-13?' but the story line was complicated so i give it 4 1/2 paw prints up. Well i gotta go do something or other now. Bye

This is my music recomemdations of new shit

Alicia Keys- No One

Lil Wayne- The Drought 4 (mixtape out now)

Yung Joc- I be gettin to the money

thats all for now free your ears of bad shit

Pre Game Cat

Miami is without D-Wade, so if we don't win its all on you Jason Richardson.

During Game

WOOW we might win if we quit blowing the lead

Jeff McGinnis gets way to much play time.

Where the hell is The Glove?

Why is Penny Hardway suddenly medicore agian?

Shaq looks disturbed. Divorce problems? He played bad, but agianst the Pistons he was strait up garbage.

After the Game

90 - 88. Job poorly done. WORK ON KEEPING A LEAD FELLAS.