FAQ

Q:Okay, who are you and what have you done with my cat?
A:I am one of the many random citizens of the internet who just happened to start his very own web site. My constant internet handle is Icymatt. And here's your cat, alive and well.

Q:Awwwww...I mean, really, who are you? What are your interests or whatever
A:I like watching TV, reading comics, playing videogames and debating the religious undertones of Star Wars. I am also a hopeful writer.

Q:What makes you think you can run website?
A:I just wanted to have one. For fun. Is there anything wrong with that?

Q:You are SUCH a NERD!
A:I don't care. I enjoy being a Geek/Nerd. I enjoy my life, ass.

Q:Where can I read your writing?
A:My online pieces are located here. More to come, I guarantee!

Q:Your articles suck! Where do I complain?
A:Nowhere, as of yet. Keep it to yourself.

Q:Who are asking you these frequent questions?
A:Ummmm...no one. I just called this a FAQ for practical reasons. These questions have never been asked, ever.

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