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Rusted Spoke

life is a rusted spoke

this ain’t no joke

cut me like the rusty wind

ouch, give me tetanus

thank God i got my shot last year

life is a rusty spoke

remember when we used to ride the bikes

hey you, i’m gonna clothes pin a baseball card to ya

don’t cut me

ouch, that hurts

Bumper Car Blues

i paid five dollars to drive around in a circle in a little bumper car

but then the little punk kid that’s five years old and’s a spoiled brat came over and

hit me in the back and ouch, it hurt and the sparks fell from the ceiling

and then it was over

used all my five dollars to ride a bumper car

i feel so bad cause i spent all my money on you

now i’m broke and this ain’t no joke

i got the bumper car, i got the bumper car blues

Stuck N Traffic

move out of my way

get off at that exit

that’s not where i’m going

and that’s not where you’re going anymore

i had to run you off the road

road dog, road dog, road dog, road dog, road dog

i’m stuck in traffic again

late for work again

Scent Of Love

oh, i can still remember

oh, it was seven years ago last December

oh, it was the first time we met, i can’t forget

oh, our first kiss and the scent of your lips

oh, i can’t forget all the times together

oh, how did you ever forget all of the times

oh, we’re starting out again like a new spring as a flower

you’re the rose in a garden of weeds

and that’s the scent of love

My Friend Can't Get A Kiss From A Girl (Autopsy)

well, they all say he’s a great guy

pretend that they all like this guy

they become his best friend

and then it’s the end

no, my friend can’t get a kiss from a girl

why, you may ask, (why?)

well, i’ll tell you, (why?)

i’ll tell you right now

you see, my friend wasn’t blessed with dashing good looks, (oh)

and although he has a wonderful personality, he doesn’t have much of a brain, (none?)

that’s what i’ve heard

(i’m looking forward to the autopsy)

autopsy, autopsy, autopsy, autopsy

but wait, he’s not dead yet (huh, yet?)

no, not yet

sorry, i can’t wipe this smile off my face, i’m imagining him dead

(the room’s getting dimmer)

the lights are going out on his love or his life and everything else

i’m looking forward to the autopsy

autopsy, (autopsy), autopsy, (autopsy), autopsy, (autopsy)

Everybody Has To Say Goodbye Sometime

everybody has to say goodbye sometime

don’t go away, come back, you’re mine, come back at once, you’re blind

everybody has to say goodbye, say goodbye

oh yeah

well, one day i had to say goodbye to a friend of mine

yeah, there was nothing we could do to stop it

cause we all have to do it sometime

everybody has to say goodbye sometime

relationships can be so hard if you don’t realize

what you have to say when it all comes down to the end

we’ve got to say goodbye

everybody has to say goodbye sometime

Britney

oh Britney, you came into my life

you speared me with your wonderful looks

oh baby, baby, hit me one more time

you drive me crazy

Britney Spears, you are my hero

and i’m in love with you, and i’m in love with you

oh Britney, Britney, Britney, please take me to your show

show me how the pop stars do it, i want to know

cause one day, one day i’m going to play for fifty thousand screaming fans

and then you’ll probably be out in the crowd

oh Britney, Britney, Britney, i’m in love with you

Britney, Britney, Britney, Britney, please don’t run away

Britney, Britney, Britney, Britney, take me away to a better place

Britney, Britney, you’re my hero

Nag Champa Down To The Can

nag champa down to the can

nag champa down to the can and we got no more scent of love

thank you Ants for bringing me all the nag champa that i could see

from the box that nobody else liked

that’s the life of the free jazz composer

he takes what other people don’t like and he makes it better

but now it’s running out

nag champa down to the can

nag champa burning my hand

nag champa down to the can

nag champa burning, burning, burning my hand

Revenge

The Core

born from fission into thermal equilibrium

control the temperature

we’re shimmin’ the rods in, running some leakage

it’s not about the power, it’s not about the power

it’s never stationary anyway

good comrades say, "We like our jobs and it's very cold in Siberia"

we’ll just pull our rods and compensate

they forgot about xenon preclusion, forgot about xenon preclusion, forgot about xenon preclusion, yeah

pullin’ rods, pullin’ rods, pullin’ rods, aaaaaaahhh, spike

prompt critical, aah spike, lots of heat

prompt critical

The Ballad of Casanova

where are we goin’ anyway?

in search of the lost chord for today

what’s that ya say, Kenny Wayne?

what’s that ya say?

i don’t know about this feeling

this feeling inside my little finger

but ele-bird will save us

chirp, chirp, chirp

flying the nova, Casanova

watch out or you’ll get burned

cool, it burns

cool it, Burns

save the burn, save yourself, Casanova and it’s Chevy Nova

starting to move after the traffic jam

punched the little kid in his stupid hand

coming out the bumper cars cause he hit you in the back

not getting cut no more with the rusted spoke

we’re coming back again

Casanova with a little revenge, woah oh oh oh

flying the nova, the Chevy Nova

watch out or you’ll get burned

cool, it burns

cool it, Burns

save yourself, Casanova, in the Chevy Nova

A Canadian Novel

Dalhousie is my home, on the lovely island of Nova Scotia

i hear it’s a great place to visit to see some Scotian, I mean ocean

they’ve got lots of big things there, like hover craft police

and they’ve got lots of moose but not meese

gourmet popcorn comes from my grandma’s house

she’s got the cheese and the caramel

“bring your own lumber,” is what they said to me

before you come to Halifax but oh, the things you will see oh yes

cause it's Canada and the island (Nova Scotia) in the great up north

it’s not the fifty-first state but we’d sure love to add them to our country cause they’re great

Canada, my Canada, what a novel place

Nova Scotia's got the ocean, lots of ice in that place

they’ve got lumber and hockey and big ol’ scary bears

but you better remember to take your long underwear

it gets kinda cold in the winter months

the summer’s not that hot (it’s not that hot)

so you better not plan to sleep outside on your favorite cot

i sure miss a hammock when i'm here but Halifax is A-okay

Dalhousie, you’re my home, you’re my home today

i said you’re my home today

oh, please take me away to Canada

that’s where I wanna be right now

A New Hair Cut (Shinpan Rihatsu)

girl, you better cut your hair

you look like Master P

what ya thinkin’ about Johnny?

will ya give her another chance?

she sounds like a beat box when she talks

cut your hair, cut your hair, cut your hair

shinpan rihatsu, shinpan rihatsu, shinpan rihatsu, shinpan rihatsu

are the platinum teeth too much for ya Johnny?

Sixteen Apples

one, two, three ... five, six and seven

nine, ten, eleven ... thirteen, fourteen, fifteen

what are we missing?

it’s the multiples of four

where did they go?

oh, we don’t know

but maybe one day we’ll find them and then we can have sixteen apples in the Pristine Chapel

seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty-one

twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty five

twenty-six, twenty-seven, twenty-nine, thirty, thirty-one

thirty-three, thirty-four, thirty-five

what are we missing?

it’s the multiples of four

where did they go?

oh, we don’t know

but maybe one day we’ll find them and then we can have sixteen apples in the Pristine Chapel

thirty-seven, thirty-eight, thirty-nine

forty-one, forty-two, forty-three ... forty-five

forty-six, forty-seven ... forty-nine, fifty-one

and fifty too, as in fifty, also

what are we missing?

it’s the multiples of four

where did they go?

oh, we don’t know

but maybe one day we’ll find them and then we can have sixteen apples in the Pristine Chapel

sixteen apples in the Pristine Chapel

all we need to find is the multiples of four

sixteen apples in the Pristine Chapel

all we need to find is the multiples of four

Walk The Plank

Bruno, why’s your beard so cold and white?

do you not still own that delicatessen

with the fuzzy you know what?

oh oh, oh oh, oh oh

walk the plank, walk the plank baby

take your parrot’s petroleum jelly

it’s not really Pez that we fed him

this is the last sandwich that you’ll make, white beard

one more step to take

walk the plank, walk the plank baby

Wilma

she’s tired, i’m ugly

she’s buyin’, i’m hungry

i’m into her and she loves me

she’s into me, she loves me

Curly Sue, is that you when the phone rings at 10 a.m.?

yes, you got me up so early

i'm in love by 10 a.m.

she takes me out, she takes me fishin’

she lets me eat all the food in the kitchen

she loves my music, i love it too

i love to hear you say, “Fred, I love you.”

Curly Sue, is that you when the phone rings at 10 a.m.?

yes, you got me up so early

i'm in love by 10 a.m.

Falling Up Steps

woah, take it easy man

you’re going up the steps not down

i wondered what sound you’d make

when you’re falling up the steps, not down

so bite the step, bite the step with a face plant

bite the step, bite the step

bite the step, bite the step with a face plant

bite the step, bite the step

Tighten Up

We Bent, You Stank

once, twice, three times a high rolling

purty ladies, purty rangs on their fingers showing

what’s that? princess cut isn’t fine enough?

what’s that? platinum teeth don’t shine enough?

you ain’t got no room to be hating us

cuz we bent, baby, you know we can’t make it up

yeah, we bent, maybe you’re just not good enough

big nights, big rides, give her big times

pulling up in the CL-55

what’s that? think a Benz ain’t fly enough?

what’s that? a hundred grand don’t buy enough?

you ain’t got no room to be hating us

cuz we bent, baby, you know we can’t make it up

yeah, we bent, maybe you’re just not good enough

we bent, you stank…we bent, you stank…we bent, you stank…we bent, you stank

Break Loose

’58 Impala, a ride with your mama

put the pedal to the floor, no, i didn’t try to stop her

she huge, so we cruised

down west 31^st , didn’t try to make a move

but that’s okay cuz we listened to the Roots

and to listen to the Roots helps my mind break loose

break loose, break loose

shake it, Rhonda, shake it, you need some time? take it

i know you’re outta shape but come on you gotta shake it

what’s that? i know you’re not fat

oh, you’re asthmatic? it’s too bad i never knew that

before we hit the floor here, dancing with the Roots

cuz any party with the Roots helps my mind break loose

break loose, break loose

The Player's Guild

F.L.: what’s up, what’s up, here i am hood plumbin’ and runnin’

with my girl sittin’ V.I.P. up front, we be stuntin’

at the curb in the Lexus, baby’s ready, let loose

as i walk into the club with my err force two’s

L.F.: with my fifteens bumpin, got the thump in my ride

at the drive-thru window i prefer Biggie fry

straight rollin’ on 20 dub deuces is hot

because i hate driving stock, i changed the paint on my drop top

S.G.: yo, my pocket’s gettin’ heavy totin' Franklins and Grants

since the Jaguars stank, i’ll own the St. Louis Rams

half on, half off, Marshall Faulk’s on my back

with the team-colored sweat bands, that’s where it’s at

A Big Tyme Diddy

you’re the man? you’re in a hardcore band? so, what’s your ride?

you drop the jam? you pick up the fans? tell me, what’s your ride?

i know you stole the keys to your mother’s Nissan

the Big Tymers know how to roll, not Evanescence, not G.I. Joe

they’ve got the beats to rock the whole street, pulling uptown, baby…twenty fo’s on the feets

burrrrrr, the Birdman goes, swine looks fine on the seats, on the flo’s

gotta Caddy, gotta Benz, gotta Hummer H2, drive ‘em low to the ground so i don’t scuff the shoes

you can’t ride like the Big Tymers do, the hardcore brothas ain’t paid that good

New Ride

i’ll jump start your heart when you call out for roadside assistance

i’ll put out flares and give you a ride and we’ll cruise on down the freeway

oh, come inside (come inside)

you need a new ride (you need a new ride)

yours ain’t fly (yours ain’t fly)

so get a new ride

fret not, your car will be alright but i don’t see how you ever liked it anyway

it ain’t a Lex or a fly new Benz, just a broken down Mercury

so come inside (come inside)

you need a new ride (you need a new ride)

yours ain’t fly (yours ain’t fly)

so get a new ride

tell you what, let’s head on down to the strip, look at new cars, it’ll be a nice trip

maybe you’ll fall in love with a brand new ride, then you’ll never wanna come inside, right

oh, come inside (come inside)

you need a new ride (you need a new ride)

yours ain’t fly (yours ain’t fly)

so get a new ride

so come inside (come inside)

you need a new ride (you need a new ride)

yours ain’t fly (yours ain’t fly)

so get a new ride today

My Baby Knows How To Roll

yeah, she’s in to me tightly and rightly so

in a drop top Swedish fine ride we roll

with a six disc changer playing bump in the back

you know we still fly, baby, yo that’s where it’s at

we ain’t never going home tonight

we’re gonna keep on rolling ‘til we see the gas light

we ain’t never going home, that’s right

purty baby gonna do that thang all night

see my G’s, feel the breeze with the drop top down

adjust the side mirrors, baby, watch the chrome go round

as we pick up some speed, watch the streets light up

my baby shines brighter than any 20” dubs

we ain’t never going home tonight

we’re gonna keep on rolling ‘til we see the gas light

we ain’t never going home, that’s right

purty baby gonna do that thang all night

Close To Me * (originally by The Cure)

i've waited hours for this, i've made myself so sick
i wish i'd stayed asleep today, yeah
i never thought this day would end
i never thought tonight could ever be this close to me

just try to see in the dark, just try to make it work
to feel the fear before you're here
i pull the shapes out much too close
i pull my eyes out and hold my breath and wait until I shake

but if i had your faith then i could make it safe and clean, so fresh and so clean
if i was only sure that my head on the door was a dream

i've waited hours for this, i've made myself so sick
i wish i'd stayed asleep today
i never thought this day would end

i never thought tonight could ever be this close to me

but if i had your face, i could make it safe and clean, so fresh and so clean
if i was only sure that my head on the door was a dream

Funky Town (All We Need Is Love)

run, don't walk, hurry down to Funky Town

have plenty of time to talk once we get down at Funky Town

no his and hers, nobody currs

you a fly honey, baby, in that raccoon fur

now all we need is a place to put our coats

nah, actually all we need is love

when the music plays, i have to follow you to Funky Town

i always want to kiss you once i get down at Funky Town

oh snap, that beat’s a bit heavy

come on, baby, be bop and rock steady

now all we need is a rag to wipe this gas off my Puma

nah, actually all we need is love

who are you? don’t step on my shoes

i didn’t even brang you, i didn’t even brang you

who are you? don’t step on my shoes

i didn’t even brang you, i didn’t even brang you

rock the furs, rock the suede down at Funky Town

the pimps work for free down there at Funky Town

for a good time, baby, try the waterslide

now we just need a towel to dry ourselves off

nah, actually all we need is love

who are you? don’t step on my shoes

i didn’t even brang you, i didn’t even brang you

who are you? don’t step on my shoes

i didn’t even brang you, i didn’t even brang you

who are you? don’t step on my shoes

i didn’t even brang you, i didn’t even brang you

who are you? don’t step on my shoes

i didn’t even brang you, i didn’t even brang you

Y.E.S.

yeah, tranq dart in the jug

yeah, old school, i’m a thug

yeah, baby’s outta control

well there ain’t no party like a party gone bent cuz a party gone bent’s like you’re on a bull

ain’t no party like a party gone bent cuz a party gone bent’s like you’re on a bull

yeah, like you’re on a bull

yeah, you’re honorable

yeah, what’s that ya say?

well there ain’t no party like a party gone bent cuz a party gone bent’s like you’re on a bull

ain’t no party like a party gone bent cuz a party gone bent’s like you’re on a bull

well there ain’t no party like a party gone bent cuz a party gone bent’s like you’re on a bull

ain’t no party like a party gone bent cuz a party gone bent’s like you’re on a bull

ain’t no party like a party gone bent cuz a party gone bent’s like…haaaay

Words

words…you say ‘em, we play ‘em

layin’ down fly lines, tighten up, we convey ‘em

you know there’s always gonna be a purty rang when ya say ‘em

there’s always gonna be a purty rang when ya say ‘em

words…tell of love and success

hot styles we be rockin’, in tight denim we dress

words flowin’ like fine hair washed with Finesse

words…we’re lyrically portrayin’

layin’ rhymes half the time not knowin’ what we’re sayin’

words…yeah, we’re gonna lay it down now

words don’t always make sense but i say ‘em

Bad Day At Work

Bend It Like Becky

her name was Becky, she always settled for less

when it came to boys and when it came to living

now Becky was a young, bright flame

just a little low on her kindled spirit

her name was Becky

come on and pick it up

you had a broken heart but we fixed it up

we’re all your friends and you’re coming home with us

you’ve had some trouble with shadows from your past

but we’re clearing it up and this time it should last

no matter what happens, you can always count on us

we’ll be here for you

her name was Becky

come on and pick it up

you had a broken heart but we fixed it up

we’re all your friends and you’re coming home with us

alright now, Becky

alright now, Becky, it’s time to settle for more

we’ll rub your back if you make us a s’more

cry your heart out, we’ll pour the tears back over your head

and we’ll drink the salt away

her name was Becky

come on and pick it up

you had a broken heart but we fixed it up

we’re all your friends and you’re coming home with us

her name was Becky

come on and pick it up

you’ve had a broken heart but we fixed it up

we’re all your friends and you’re coming home with us

you’re coming home with us

coming home with us

(sex) And Salad

naturally, they’re all blond

all driving their safe cars

born into Socialist luxury

with names like Sfen, Ulf, Esbjorn

cars and blonds are all we ever wanted to import

but the needs of Svedes are of a different rapport

so we settle for less, American

with (sex) and salad for the lustful vegetarian

all Alaskans know what whale tastes like

but hey, back to the point

you can’t say it and i can’t say it

because their words have way too many consonants

the bears are coming out tonight

the wolverines are all packed tight

and the things they’re going to do may seem unnatural

but the product is a wonderful (metal)

cars and blonds are all we ever wanted to import

but the needs of Svedes are of a different rapport

so we settle for less, American

with (sex) and salad for the lustful vegetarian

cars and blonds are all we ever wanted to import

but the needs of Svedes are of a different rapport

so we settle for less, American

with (sex) and salad for the lustful vegetarian

the lustful vegetarian

Bad Day At Work

you’ve had a hard day’s work

now you’ve gotta reheat your leftover breakfast for dinner

it’s been the same meatloaf for three meals straight

sometimes it’s gotta be that way

so why even wash that shirt

just save the water

it’ll air out by the morning

you can put it on and wear it to work today

your co-workers will all be fooled but you’ll still know you’re filthy

you’ll still know you’re filthy, always been so filthy

you got to, got to, got to, got to get it through your head

you’re not, you’re not, you’re not that close to death

you’ve only got to get up out of bed and put on happy pants

you know it’s just a mask, but you still go

why even wash that shirt

just save the water

it’ll air out by the morning

you can put it on and wear it to work today

your co-workers will all be fooled but you’ll still know you’re filthy

yeah i know you’re filthy, you’re always gonna be so filthy

why even wash that shirt

just save the water

it’ll air out by the morning

you can put it on and wear it to work today

your co-workers will all be fooled, yeah, but you know you’re filthy

yeah, we all know you’re filthy, you still know you’re filthy, i still know you’re filthy

Tales Of The Orient, Episode 1

find a ride out east

catch the rising sun

the horizontal train

oh, i’ve just begun

there’s no nag champa

where the orient was born

the magic is still there

to feed them, we will farm

cha cha cha cha cha

cha cha cha cha cha cha

cha cha cha cha cha

cha cha cha

was picked up at Shaghai station

with the busted-toe shoes

please carry me home

back to the oriental hues

cha cha cha cha cha

cha cha cha cha cha cha

cha cha cha cha cha

cha cha Chachi knows

knows the way back home

Chachi, Chachi knows

Chachi knows the way back home

Chachi knows, Chachi knows, Chachi knows, Chachi knows

Turtle Puddle

alright, it’s a song about life, clock keeps on ticking, British accents, loud noises, speaking, speaker, wanker, bee’s knees, bee’s knees

poly prep-time for multiple preps, the road to perfection, intersection, accent the syllable not the word, accent, i need more phrases, bee’s knees won’t save us, come on brain, lousy twit, twat, twat’s that you say, twat’s that you say

pull up your knickers, trousers, arouse us, around the edges, the hedgerow, hetero, me and Heathrow, hold the phone, here we go, here we go

Tyrone, jet, anti-aircraft, umbilical cord, pass the mustard, oh that’s disgusting, umbilical cord, mustard, oh you don’t have any, Grey Poupon, oh you don’t have any, a ha’ penny, a half penny, woah Penny, it’s happening, teas for threes, it’s happening, happening, teas for threes

save the cheese for the French, lunacy, lunar see, eclipse, éclair, not in my delicatessen, order a time share

time share, share time, beware buyer, buyer beware, beware buyer, time share, share time, buyer beware, beware buyer

1-2-3, bee’s knees, 1-2-3, bee’s knees, 1-2-3, bee’s knees, 1-2-3, bee’s knees, 1-2-3, bee’s knees, 1-2-3, bee’s knees, 1-2-3, bee’s knees, 1-2-3, bee’s knees, 1-2-3, bee’s knees, 1-2-3, bee’s knees, 1-2-3, bee’s knees, 1-2-3, bee’s knees

drink to good health, chips, Cheez Whiz, cows are mad here, cheers, cheers mate, cheerio, here we go

Oh, To Be A Homeowner

oh, to be a homeowner

we want to live that life

we want to have bread in the box

we shoes on the shelf

we’ve got to save up money

we’ve got to pay the bills

we’ve got to buy our happiness

cause no one else will

oh, to be a homeowner

we’ll send the rats to their rooms

we’ll get some peace, loving, affectionate, alone time

well, that’ll be nice

we’ve got to save up money

we’ve got to pay the bills

we’ve got to buy our happiness

cause no one else will

we’ve got to save up money

we’ve got to pay the bills

we’ve got to buy our happiness

cause no one else will

no one else will

and no one else will

no one else

Live From St. Louis With Peter Rutherford

hey everybody, we’re coming in town here, St. Louis, and uh, i’m gonna tell ya, tell ya a little story, y’all ready for this now, you better get ready, i’ma tell y’all, first of all, St. Louis, it’s where the dead speak, Johnny Coltrane, Miles Davis, they all stopped by to see me, Duke Ellington was by there too, and they all told me the same thing, St. Louis, that’s where the kids are in charge now, they’re running the streets, they’re mad, they’re growing their beards out, and they’re smiling, so with that they got the, the bearded smile and the bearded laugh, comes along with it, let’s uh, take it away like that, like a little Sasquatch, Sasquatch is blowing out his birthday cake, that’s what we call that, alright Sasquatch, now let’s get back to the good stuff, before we head out, next, St. Louis, let’s do a little quick one out for your mother, it’s her birthday now, happy birthday mother, woah uh, uh, i think, i think it’s time to go, it was nice stopping in to see y’all, we’ll have plenty more to say next time, good night

Say Hi To The Gypsies

there’s a gang of folks just outside of the town

that’s right there past the edge of town

they move around a bit, sometimes in wagon trains

it’s always a caravan of sorts, always a caravan of sorts

say hi to the gypsies when you’re around

folks who don’t know think we’re all a bunch of clowns

genuine, they’re always genuine

Jenny’s wine, so maybe they’ll drink all of Jenny’s wine

they’ve gotten into a few fisticuff disputes

all is fair in love and life and war, all is fair in love and war and life

say hi to the gypsies when you’re around

the folks who don’t know think we’re all just a bunch of clowns

say hi to the gypsies if you want to be genuine

they’re all good people, they’re all good people

we’re all just people, they’re all just people, we’re all just people, they’re all just people

say hi to the gypsies

Reptiles With Lonely Hearts

owner of her lonely heart

owner of her lonely heart, she is so much better than the owner of her lonely heart

Back To The Roots-sure, LeVar Burton

oh, to be a homeowner like everyone else should be

i want to be a homeowner

oh, you don’t know how much paper we have

this paper, this paper, we have so much

there was this paper, we had so much of this paper

pass me the pen, i’m passing out

kitty cats with baseball bats

they go playing words instead of baseball

but why, you might ask (why)

oh, we’ll never know

that’s why we say Oob-a-keep and Buttercup

keep wasting away the day, wasting away their ways

give me a pen

oh, to be a homeowner

give me a pen, i will write a song for you

thank you

Here Come The Richardsons

here come the Richardsons, here come the Richardsons, right down lover’s lane

it’s their first Christmas as the Richardsons, hope it doesn’t rain

it’s cold outside, it’s snowing outside, but they’ll bring blankets and gloves

Andrew and Amanda with all their love will bring some holiday hugs

oh, here come the Richardsons, here come the Richardsons, right down lover’s lane

it’s their first Christmas as the Richardsons, hope it doesn’t rain

pandas dancing, reindeer prancing, oh well, maybe next year

Andrew and Amanda will dance instead and spread their holiday cheer

oh, here come the Richardsons, here come the Richardsons, right down lover’s lane

it’s their first Christmas as the Richardsons, hope it doesn’t rain

all these treats and all these cakes, i don’t think i’ll use my spoon

maybe with ice cream but not with the Richardsons, maybe we’ll see ya soon

oh, here come the Richardsons, here come the Richardsons, right down lover’s lane

it’s their first Christmas as the Richardsons, hope it doesn’t rain

it’s cold outside, it’s snowing outside, but they’ll bring blankets and gloves

Andrew and Amanda with all their love will bring some holiday hugs

You’ve Got Me

you crack me up and stitch me up

with your love, you’re so funny

it’s never cold inside because my hearth is on fire

with love, sweet love

don’t think about money, because you’ve got me

honey, you can spend your life with me

don’t think about money, because you’ve got me

you’re so much zestier than our last meal

so just spread some of your love on the salad

i clean myself, so why clean the house

shower me with kisses and have no worries

don’t think about money, because you’ve got me

honey, you can spend your life with me

don’t think about money, because you’ve got me

Hey, Good Lookin’ *(originally performed by Hank Williams)


hey, good lookin’ 
whatcha got cookin’ 
hows about cookin’ somethin’ up with me 
hey, sweet baby 
don’t you think maybe
we could find us a brand new recipe 
i got a hot-rod Ford and a two-dollar bill
and i know a spot right over the hill 
there’s soda pop and the dancin’s free 
so if you wanna have fun come along with me 
hey, good lookin’ 
whatcha got cookin’ 
hows about cookin’ somethin’ up with me
 
i’m free and ready 
so we can go steady 
hows about savin’ all your time for me 
no more lookin’ 
i know i’ve been tooken 
hows about keepin’ steady company 
 
i’m gonna throw my date-book over the fence
and find me one for five or ten cents
i’ll keep it ‘til it’s covered with age
Cause i’m writin’ your name all over the pages 
hey, good lookin’ 
whatcha got cookin’ 
hows about cookin’ somethin’ up with me
  
2-gether Forever

Andrew and Amanda, 2-gether forever, in love

you can drive my car and i can drive yours

because we’re insured together

eternity’s calling on the phone

i’ll just tell ‘em we’ll be there

just please hang on, oh, oh, oh, oh

hey, what’s the weatherman saying

it’s too cold for september

if you ever feel like i’m getting stale

just remember we’re in this together

eternity’s calling on the phone

i’ll just tell ‘em, hang on, we’ll be there

please, please, please, oh please hang on, oh please hang on

we’ll be there, 2-gether forever

in love, in love, forever, Andrew and Amanda

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