hello fair visitor. I take it from the fact that you are viewing this site that you to are have been a victim of bad comics if youre sure that you have suffered the injustice perpitrated by bill keane and others than click here if you aren't sure then i recomend that you take the following test you will need a piece of paper and a pencil the paper should be numbered from 1 to 5 got everything? good ok then you will see a image followe by three choices a, b, or c write the letter with the response that best fits your own. ok then
1.
a. awwww how cute i want that phrase on a collectible plate. b. with any luck it's secretely a bomb ready to explode at any second so i won't have to deal with this anymore. c. baseball... I eat hot dogs at baseball games... hot dogs make me puke... hurlllllll.
2.
a. wow thank you mr. keane for that sage advice i shall be sure to follow it always.
b.wow i never would have thought of that i mean jeez how often do i put cookies in my back pocket it must have happened maybe once or twice in my life .
c. cookies are yummy
3.
a. awwwwwww look at his little face
b. hey kid tell someone who might possibly give a shit.
c. ha ha ha thats why i have these nifty velcro shoes.
4.
a. look funny and health conscious.
b. how much did V8 pay him for that?
c. I likes chockomut ice cweams.
5.
a. look at the teddy bear.
b. go play in traffic little girl
c. i have on of those!!!!!
right then time to score yourself you get -1 point for each a answer 1 point for each b answer and 0 points for each c answer
-1 to 3 points , you are a moron go do whatever it is that you people do.
3-5 points, you wade through this kind of shit daily and know it good job!!!! click the link above
-1 to -5 points, you are a cutesy eating phrase spewing zombie i have your address your problem shall soon be dealt with.
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