WARNING: The following article discusses icky human genitalia in a frank and open manner.
Grimm's corner
"The" rock for this age...
IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME !!!!
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Ben's thoughts and Grimms' story are new 11 Oct. 2008
ENJOY!
Here's the rules;
1.) You cannot read this while naked.
2.) No drinks may be spilled on this page.
3.) All dogs must be leashed. (mandatory)
4.) No Drooling!
and last, but not least,
5.) All smoking material must be extinguished before proceeding.
Young Ben Grimm
Below, A picture taken of me (in Canada) by Sunshine.
I'm hanging out with a bunch of my nieces and nephews.
play it say it sing it...........
Although Rock ( a duh!) is one of my favorite genre's, these songs do not relflect my happiest music moments. I hope you will enjoy them.
Ugly, maybe. But beauty is in the eye...if you know what I mean.
Strange as it may seem, Ben and I have a lot in common. I am quite large, quite strong and have a witty reparte, which I share freely with others.
No fear (of man nor beast) and a heart bigger than Dallas/ Ft. Worth (as well as a large brow), confirm our similarities.
So, with all that said (and the possibility of a lawsuit looming), I move on...."Nuff said".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wfv3lJs5qE
the above link is to a video of an interview with mike chiklis who played the thing in the fantastic four movie...interesting!
Lets move on!!!
these bytes are for your amusement....be amused!
So, that ends this portion...feed on........
I collect tins.....(yes...that is lunch in there)
mostly advertising, but also a few artsy's. Here are a few of my favorites
This is view from my deck..7 miles to downtown Atlanta.....(south east)
How To Make Love the Ben Grimm Way?
Everybody loves the ever lovin' blue eyed Thing, but since the brutish rock-skinned superhero made his debut in Fantastic Four #1, one glaringly obvious question has never been answered: Does the Thing Have a "thing"? By thing, of course I mean a penis. Also known as pecker, schlong, schvance, rod, unit, love-muscle, johnson, dork, dingus, doodle, wang, hogleg, choad, and many, many other colorful sobriquets, the penis is a mighty important part of any fella's life, so of course the "is-he-or-is-he-aint" conundrum of the Thing is a riddle that has baffled comics scholars and inspired endless debate.
Lets look at what we know:
Benjamin Jacob Grimm was a normal physical specimen before the accident that changed him into the Thing. His transformation was a massive physical disruption at the cellular level, but he maintains a skeleton, musculature, and organs that have been shown to be roughly equivalent to human organs. His skin has become a thick hide of shifting, rock like plates, comparable to dinosaur hide in the early days. Most important to our discussion is what has become of his extremities. His nose has shrunken, become almost vestigial, his ears have disappeared, and his fingers and toes have fused into cracked, club like stumps.
Benjamin Jacob Grimm was a normal physical specimen before the accident that changed him into the Thing. His transformation was a massive physical disruption at the cellular level, but he maintains a skeleton, musculature, and organs that have been shown to be roughly equivalent to human organs. His skin has become a thick hide of shifting, rock like plates, comparable to dinosaur hide in the early days. Most important to our discussion is what has become of his extremities. His nose has shrunken, become almost vestigial, his ears have disappeared, and his fingers and toes have fused into cracked, club like stumps.
This will, of course, never be addressed in any actual issue of Fantastic Four, but even at our most optimistic, we have to assume that Ben's entire body was transformed, and something happened to 'lil Ben. If it didn't disappear entirely (like his ears), it was presumably transformed into something incompatible with a human woman. Even if it's essentially the same, it would be, er, rocky, right? He was on equal terms with Ms. Marvel (She-Thing) but, we've also seen him with Alicia for years and a physical relationship has been implied, especially recently in the movies and comics. Of course, she is a sculptress. Marvel probably isn't ready to admit to having the world's first eunuch super-hero, so maybe with the Thing's increased media profile there's been a deliberate move towards emphasizing that he's all man, damn it.
What else can I say?