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first off, i think the name sucks.  all that they called it was NEW. thats the only difrence.  thats like one of those temparary titles u hear about for years before they actualy give it a name.  what happens if they come out with another? then will that be the NEW NEW super mario brothers???
oh well. 
the game...  its good.  personaly, i find the lack of story in any game just makes for pointless gameplay... and this is no exception.  no story, or not one that i could understand....  u just chase baby bouser through the levals because he kidnaped peach... 
u know.. i have a theary about this...  there isnt any other creatures like bouser out there... and bouser was always kidnaping peach for some reason...  i think he raped her, and she got pregnant with that baby bouser. that would also explain why baby bouser refers to peach as mama peach. 
ok, thats my idea. 
ya, so, mindless gameplay.  its fun, ... heck! u all know super mario brothers., why am i explaining it.

why did i get this?  im not even sure this game was worthy to be featured in a gameinformer. hehe.  the game its self falows the movie prity clearly.  well not really clearly.  its actualy damn near imposible to falow it unless u saw the movie and know where it all is going.  really...  i once played a sabreana the teanage witch game for gameboy color... this was almost the same. its compleatly side scroling.  u just beat up the little ghosts that pop up... its almost imposible to lose.  and its short!  i beat it in.... 3-5 hours.  not playing it strait. i say if i had been playing it non stop.. i could beat it in.... 2 hours. 

im not recomending this game, but i doubt u would ever even consider it.  i just got it because....  i was camping and i was board, and because i like danny phantom, and i also thought that if i had a game of it, then down the road it mite count for something.... hell i dont know!  must i explain myself to u!  wait... im typing to myself...  god this is sad...
dont get it!

an exelent game!  it is so hard to find, but to worth looking for.  it is so rare infact, that i surched with in a 200 mile radious of my house, and only onestore had it.  and that was in indianapolis.  so, factoring in how much gas costs and everything, i just went ahead and payed 50 to get it on amazon. 

it was worth it though.  totaly!  it is an intolectual game where u have to look for clues, peace things togeather, and proove your client is inocent.  

your angle is you are phoenix wright.  a starting out attorney.  your first case... wel actualy all your cases are murders.  so ya, i dont want to tell u to much incase u manage to find it and get it.  so all i wil say is, it is worth every penny. a great game for ds. 

katamari damacie

.... just keep roaling, and roaling, and roaling. 
ya.  not much to it. but it makes your hands tired as hell.

ok, i was told about this game by the same people who told me about god of war.  but when they told me about it, i was flat broke, so i decided to download it.  i was told that the physics engin in this game was the best in the world.  a phisics engin is something that makes everything in the game act real. everything ways what it would in the real world, stuff like that.  well after a week of downloading i finaly got it.  i installed it, and got it all working.  then i was all excited to play it, so i started it up and sat there in horror as i watched the intro movie.  it... was... all... in... SPANISH!!!!!   i was like NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

so, after a few days of trying to translate some of the contoles so i could atleast play it. i found out that it was italian.  but i got it working, and played a little.  it was a creepy game.  u go this sort of distroyed city with a crow bar, and whatever other wepons u manage to pick up.  then as u walk... there really isnt much.  ocasionaly some stuff will pop out an surprise u.  i think thats the point.  to keep u freaked out thinking something is going to pop out. that way they dont have to do much,a nd after only 30 minuts of playing, u are all tird out from being on gard. 

so after a few days of playing and having no idea what was going on, i just decided to deleat it.  my computer was runing slow because of it. its like 2 GB.  so its gone now.  i may buy it on xbox eventualy. its only like 20 bucks.  but for now im done with it.  im also flat broke again cause i baught god of war.  but i have $10 saved up incase this site crashes again. 

i just got it, and i have to say that it is an awsom game.  there is a hell of alot of blood and gore, so squemish should never look at this game.  but it really is just an awsom game if u love prince of persha, and smashing things.  it involves alot of greak mitholigy like the gods and old vilins like medusa and such.  it is really a fun game.  there is alot of topless women in this game, abd they are rather well done.  the graphic content of the whole game is superb.  high detail, and a very cool story. 

this worior is in service to all the greek gods. and they have sent him on a quest to kill the god of war.  mars/aris or something like that.  im not very far into it, but there is alot of fighting and dificult enamies. 

so far i just say that if u love prince of persia and u are a guy, then this game is for u. 

ok, this game.... sad.  sad sad sad.  it is just a hormone driven show.  it is actualy about volyball.  im not really sure what i thought it would be, but i didnt think it would be this.  the volyball part of the game is small and pointless. the gameplay is not important, cause it sucked anyway. 

its basicly just a game full of women in bathingsutes and borderline lesbian action.  there is a minut long loading screan to go anywhere in the game, and for the loading screan is a girl that u get to look at from difrent angles. 

really... unluss u are that desperit, dont get this game. its really just sad and a wast of money.  i mean... LEASURE SUTE LARY WAS BETTER THAN THIS!!!  not that i would recoment that eather.  its an ok game, but really... meh, i dont know.  it fucked up my memory card months ago.  kingdom hearts some how fixed it.... weird....

so, say no to doa beach volyball

well kingdom hearts 2 has finaly arived.  after waiting for it for 4 years (seems like longer)  it has finaly come.  i must say that this game goes rite up there as one of my faverit games ever.
its a great continuation of soras adventure as he tries to find his firend riku and the king.  the tail picks up 1 year after the last game so everyone has hit puberdy (odly at the same time...) but the story really kicks ass. lots of twists and turns, and surprises.  it is really a great game with cool music and a really good story. 

it is also rumered that this will be the last kingdom hearts game with sora in it.  the next one will be about someone else.  so we shall see.  i personaly started writing my own version because i felt put out by there not being a relationship between sora and kairi.  so here is my story (not yet done, but still good)

im adicted!  its fun!  bla bla bla.... im gana go play it some more now!!!!