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sneak king
the strange, cheap game from berger king.
this game is very much like any metal gear game on easy mode. or, extream easy mode if it has it. and snake is a 50 year old out of shape guy in a costume. what you do in this game is sneak around and serprise people with food. but it is super easy. you can litteraly be pressing up against someones back, and be pushing them, and they wont know about it.
all the people u have to deliver food to have little lit up aerieas infront of them that show what they can see. and its vary narow. anuthing that is not in that aeriea, they cant see. your job, as the king, is to sneek up on people and surprise them when they get hungry. it sounds kinda stupid, and it is, but in its own nay, its kinda adicting. there are many levals to go through. and in each leval there are 20 missions... i think. i only did the first leval so far. they do take up a fair amount of time to do. so its not a game u can finish in the hour. but close. il bet if u sat down for a wile, u can beat it in a day. thats just my guess.
it is a fun game, and i say go get it because, its a 4$ game! why would u pass up a 4$ game! if u dont even want the game, then throw it out! u still have a kick ass green dvd case. hahahaha!
final fantasy 7 Dirge Of Cerberus
ok, just to star off, this game is freakin beautiefull! the cut scean movies are just as good as advent children. they are just sooo pritty!
as for the game, i think it was good. its not like all the other final fantasy games where u have to wate your turn to be killed. u can run around and shute stuff.
the whole story, you are vincent valentine. the other main charicters that u run around with are Yufi, and Reeve. when i saw reeve, he seemed like a main charicter, but i had no idea who he was. he was Cait Sith.
the story is just as confusing as ff7. but i will try to break it down.
after 3 years, people decided to go digging in the big spooky city to find out what shinra was up to. they find what shinra was up to, and unleast it. its a group called deep ground. how these people managed to servive locked under a city with no food is beyond me. but they did, and now they are out and running around gathering up the inocent and sacroficing them. so now you have to play the hero and save them all.
the story is all vincent. i think i saw could and the others.... twice. thats it.
so over all, it was a fun game. u get to find new guns, with new modifications, and all that cool stuff. so that was something in enjoyed alot.
well, i would not recoment going and buying it now. its still way to expensive. i say wait a wail, or rent it.
as for the game, i think it was good. its not like all the other final fantasy games where u have to wate your turn to be killed. u can run around and shute stuff.
the whole story, you are vincent valentine. the other main charicters that u run around with are Yufi, and Reeve. when i saw reeve, he seemed like a main charicter, but i had no idea who he was. he was Cait Sith.
the story is just as confusing as ff7. but i will try to break it down.
after 3 years, people decided to go digging in the big spooky city to find out what shinra was up to. they find what shinra was up to, and unleast it. its a group called deep ground. how these people managed to servive locked under a city with no food is beyond me. but they did, and now they are out and running around gathering up the inocent and sacroficing them. so now you have to play the hero and save them all.
the story is all vincent. i think i saw could and the others.... twice. thats it.
so over all, it was a fun game. u get to find new guns, with new modifications, and all that cool stuff. so that was something in enjoyed alot.
well, i would not recoment going and buying it now. its still way to expensive. i say wait a wail, or rent it.
Shadow of the Colosis- ps2
read this. its funny.
this game is freakin awsom! dont bother renting it, just go out and buy it because the price has been lowered to 17$! rite from the begining, it dosnt wait for anything. u start off, and u have to go kill something. the point if the game is, this guy (who really looks like a girl, and had me confused for a wile untill he started talking) is trying to bring a girl back from the dead. the way he is going to do it is by using some kind of dark magic that requires him to kill these 15 or 16 colosis. the colosis are these huge, gigantic... giants that u have to climb up, and kill. i swear to god, it is so freakin awsom. u dont even need to care about the story, just fighting these things is so super awsom!
the map that u are on in this game is huge also! and it never needs to load. u can travel for a good 10 minuts around this place and only see a small part of it. it has deserts, and valies, and forests, and lakes, and dried up lakes with guysers, and jungles, and ancient overgrown ruins... its just so prity.
over all i would give this game a 10!
i beat it in 11 hours, but it is so worth playing over again because the story is not what u are in for. its to kill the giant colosis again. this game was freakin sweet, and one of the best games i have played in a long time. i mean a really long time. to me, it beats out halo entirly. i would say... zelda was the last game i played that was this good. and thats a long time!
