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monday 7/21/08 updste
HUGE WEEK THIS WEEK!
E3 was THIS week, and not next. but hopefully i can sum up everything for u.
the dark night broke records and now holds the leading spot in opening day sails. yay for it. it was amazing. the joker gave his greatest and final performance!
Dead Rising is coming to the Wii in remake form. and is said to be easier.
360 is getting a MAJOR dashboard redesign
http://kotaku.com/5026572/watch-the-new-360-dash-and-a-larry-hryb-tracksuit-in-action
Metal Gear Online got a big update that crashed the servers because Konami STILL can't take heavy download numbers
FFXIII is coming to 360 in the US and Europe, but not Japan. Japanese PS3 version will come out first, though, and then they will work on the english version of the PS3 and 360 game. english version comes out at the same time on both consoles
360 Arcade is getting Portal: Still Alive, which is basically Portal with extra puzzles, but not more story
another Mario & Sonic game may be coming
Europe is getting the PS3 DVR thingie soon, but the US still has to wait. thats a digital video recorder so your PS3 can record tv while you play games and crap. so u thought your ps3 hard drive wasnt filling up fast enough, well now it can be filled in a mater of days!
Castlevania game for the DS and what appears to be a Castlevania fighting game for the wii, though the creator says it's not a fighting game o.0
http://kotaku.com/5026578/two-castlevania-games-two-castlevania-trailers
Bungie was supposed to announce their next game at e3 (they had a counter on a website and everything) and the pulled out. this is what Mega64 had to say about that:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9-Ag-sp4xpI
Microsoft is finally profiting off of the 360 instead of losing money, also, wii is selling more than 360 altogether now. but that is because the wii has no competition.
Fable 2 will feature condoms as an item to prevent pregnancy of your wife in the game
Geometry Wars 2 is coming. it has co-op and multiplayer.
also, the co-op feature in Fable 2 creates permanent changes in the game. for instance I could pop into your game, and kill your wife. and she'd be gone for good.
nintendo has nothing to show game wise at E3. they have a new attachment for the wii mote that makes it more accurate like it should have been at launch. they confirmed there animal crossing game, that was promissed back before the wii came out. basicaly everything they said was full of BS. it was just a bunch of crap gamers don't care about, and Miyamoto's big announcement was "We're making Pikmin"
the PS3 update that adds trophies and such came up a few weeks ago, had glitches and has been patched and works correctly now
you can now rent and buy movies on the PS3. the 360 has netflix coming soon as u can see in the dashboard video.
God of War 3 trailer!
http://kotaku.com/5025589/god-of-war-iii-debut-trailer
Bungie is working on a Halo game other than Halo Wars and the Peter Jackson Halo game and it will not have Master Chief in it.
more info on nintendos crap. nintendo is going to make a new wiimote accessory that makes the Wiimote more precise and accurate. it's going to be bundled with Wii Sports Resort (Wii Sports 2) which will have games like "Disc Dog, Power Cruising and Swordplay"
http://kotaku.com/5025406/motion-plus-wii-remote-to-debut-with-wii-sports-resort
new pop trailer
http://kotaku.com/5025265/prince-of-persia-e3-trailer
duke nukem trilogy trailer at e3 is possibly a major trolling
http://kotaku.com/5026127/duke-nukem-trilogy-trailer-takes-the-cake
Sony said that they're working on a PS3 "Massive Action Game" that will have battles with up to 256 Players. It's rumored to be a SOCOM MMO based on details given
80gb PS3 going to be lowered to $400
DS is getting a GTA game. GTA:China Town Wars
Animal Crossing for the Wii will feature a new feature/accessory called Wii speak which is put above the wii sensor bar and works as a big microphone that everyone in the room can speak into without having to get close. so basically, voice chat is coming to the wii. no word on what games exactly it will work with. it may come bundled with the animal crossing game.
Solid Snake's VA doing a panel at Anime Expo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PLwUJdz9AM
here is a playlist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M85-w4GUei4&feature=PlayList&p=253BE24289FA799E&index=0&playnext=1
new gurren lagann vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K4RKM_hzzI
well, thats all for this week. wow, that was allot.
this weeks image is....
monday 7/14/08 update
well, im gana try and wing this again. lets see how i do.
E3 is next week. lets hope we get lots of good news from it.
as i mentioned last week, nintendo is forgetting all about gamers. all they are doing is constantly putting out more and more miny games and stupid gimics for people to buy. as i said, they have nothing this year at E3 because they dont care anymore.
so far, everything that gamers have gotten has been things confirmed since before the launch of the wii. metroid prime 3, zelda, smask brothers. all these games where always confirmed since before the wii ever came out. there has been nothing since then. nintendo does not care because they can get more money from targeting old people and kids.
this year at E3, the only thing they have is a not yet confirmed, but all but confirmed animal crossing game. that is all we have reports of. now i would love to hear about anything else, but so far, there is nothing. and im not to hopeful for nintendos future in the gaming world.
a little pree E3 news. as i said before, the xbox is confiremed to drop the 20 gig xbox price by 50$. this will bring it to $299. but also the 20 gig is being discontinued and will be replaced with a 60 gig that will be sold for $350 thats the price of the 20 gig before the price drop.
ok, there is some speculation about snake that is kinda horifying... if u have not beat the game, then u dont want to read this.
so u know about them saying that they took away snake and liquids ability to reproduce because they where clones. this was so that the d.n.a. of big boss could not be passed on. well, some people have been speculating, and it makes sence... and its really sad. snake has no junk. no balls or nothing! this also explains why naomi got sick when she saw snake necked. it also explains why in metal gear solid 1 when he vs phycho mantis, why mantis thought that snake did not like women. its so horible that the manliest of all men is hardly even a man at all! oh god!!!
megaman 9 has now been confirmed for the xbox 360 and ps3 arcade.
since the end of the inuyasha manga, the show has decided to pick back up and make a strait to dvd ending that will finish off the series. because originally the series just ended in the middle of nowhere. but now they are making this movie that should finish everything up and put an end ti the series finally. i have more details, but i dint think any hard core fans want me to ruin it.
even after that long rant about the wii, i have some interesting news. they are making another cheep game, but this one is a new version of the old punch out game. im guessing its just like wii sports boxing, but with punch out instead.
well thats all for this week.
this weeks image is...
SO CUTE!!!
