Alex's Autographs

Getting the mail just got a lot more fun...

Privacy Policy

This site stores no personal information.

If you want to keep complete privacy, don't tell anyone you were here.

Simple enough?

Other Important Information

Do not disturb. Caution: Contents under pressure. Void where prohibited. For indoor use only. Keep away from children. May cause drowsiness. Not for retail sale. Shake well before using. Risk of electric shock. Do not open. Do not puncture or incinerate. Avoid contact with eyes. Not for personal use. For external use only. Store in cool, dry place. Close tightly after use. Chew well before swallowing. Avoid inhalation.

The Real Important Information...Seriously

I normally do not mind if people take a picture off my site as long as they do not use it for profit.

Don't just right click and copy a picture, because that wastes my bandwidth. Do this:

  1. Right click
  2. Go down to "Save Picture As"
  3. Save the picture to your computer
  4. Use it


 

And this...

Well, I see you made it down to the basement of my website.

Congratulations.